Me: Oh how nice to have small children locked in my backyard…

Ali: Cassie!

Me: Screaming…

Ali: Cassie!

Me: With no escape…

Ali: Cassie!

Me: So innocent…

Ali: -slaps Cassie across the face- We're on!

Me: Damnit, my secret's out!

Ali: She's running a daycare, and kind of losing her mind.

Me: LIES!

Ali: I'm going to get this overwith. Cassie only owns the plot and the O/C's.

Melody's POV

His face turns to panic. "That's not what I meant!"

I put my hands on my hips. "Then what did you mean?"

He looked around as if his answer was written on the walls. "What I meant is that we belong to each other. Umm, like peanut butter belongs with jelly!"

I stare at him, this guy really doesn't know what he's talking about. "What?"

He glances at the closed door. "We belong together so…are we really fighting about this?"

I sighed. "I suppose it is kind of stupid. S-s-s-"

He raised an eyebrow and a snicker came from the doorway. It opened and Carlos handed me his phone. Sky's smirking face was looking at me from the tiny screen. "Still can't say that word?"

I narrowed my eyes and tried to keep the smile off of my face. "You know what?"

Carlos snatched the phone away. "Let's not kill Carlos's phone thank you."

He walked down the hall talking to the phone. James took his keys out of his pocket. "Let's go to my place, I'm hungry."

~20 Minutes Later~

I laid my head on the arm of the ridiculously comfortable and probably expensive couch. James walked in with a bag of Doritos and lifted my feet up, sat down, and set them back on his lap.

"So why exactly do you live alone in a 10 room house?"

He shrugged and turned on the TV, flipping through the channels. "I don't know, just in case I decide to get married and have kids someday."

I eye him but he just takes hand full after hand full of chips out of the bag. I put my hands behind my head. "Oh really?"

He looked from ASPCA Animal Rescue to me. "You never think about that kind of thing?"

I cross my ankles and he adjusts. "Not really. I'd prefer not to get married or anything for a while."

Something in his face changed but with him being such a good actor it was hard to tell. "I can wait."

"I dunno James, I don't think you know what you've gotten yourself into just kissing me."

A coy smile played on his lips. "Well-"

"James!"

He put the bag on the ground. "What?"

"We are not having sex right now."

He sighed and leaned against the couch randomly twitching his legs and arms.

I rolled my eyes. "You're so freaking dramatic."

He stopped twitching and sighed really loudly. I tried to stop the bubble climbing up my throat. He sighed even louder and collapsed his upper half so that he was laying next to me, his head right next to my ass.

"James, sit up!"

He stood up and picked me up wedding style. "Mwahahahaha!"

He ran around the house laughing madly and eventually got tired and set me on my feet.

"What the hell was that?"

He shrugged. "Felt like the thing to do."

"Mel-Mel-Melody! Mel-Mel-Melody! Guess who it is? Your favorite person in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! So unless you don't love me anymore I suggest you answer your butterfly a.k.a. Sky, because that's where butterflies go, in the sky!"

I snatched the phone out of my pocket.

"What Sky?"

"I need a favor…"

"Oh my god what did you steal?"

"Nothing this time! But the people from the government say that only you can bring Aubrey out of the state."

"W-What? She's not my daughter!"

"Well according to them she technically belongs to you. They said that you were the person she was supposed to go to when my parents disappeared."

"But she's not my kid!"

"Melody! Please! I need you to do this for me! For Aubrey!"

"Skylynn-"

"Melody if you do I will do anything, anything! All I need is for you to fly over here, then fly back with Aubrey. I'll stay with Carlos."

"But-"

"Please?"

"I-I-Okay, I'll do it."

"Be here the day after tomorrow, I'll have Aubs packed by then."

"Okay."

"Thank you so much Mel, I'll do anything to repay you."

"Yup."

"I love you!"

"Sure, bye."

I hung up and my legs gave out and the world went black.

Yeah, it's like 12:30 am and I'm running out of steam. So I'm going to edit this and post it. Sound good to you? Cuz it sounds absolutely fucking AMAZING to me. Oh sleep…pillows…blankets…dreams…aimless daydreaming that has no absolute relevance to anything in particular… review!