Disclaimer: For the umpth time Twilight is not mine and will never be unless i steal it.
Which could be possible! but SHUSH TELL NO ONE!!!!!
You ready? For dinner with the Parents and complete torture of Pretty Boy? Cause I sure AM!!!!
Thanks AutumUrie for the great idea for this chapter and I forgot to mention that RangerRainbow for the idea for the muffin challenge!
Ok here we go!
Epov
I was going to die. This had to be the worst torture possible! Sitting at a table with my parents, my two brothers and their dates. But worst of all...Bella. She was acting Insane! All sweet and innocent and everything she said made my jump. My parents kept shooting me funny looks, while Emmett and Jasper kept smirking. I knew they were sorry for me but I also knew that they were so glad they weren't me right now. I was wishing that too. It all started when Bella got here...
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"Edward? Will you please get that?"
"Sure mom." My mom was in a panic, running around like a chicken with her head cut off...but she still had a grace about her. Her short 5'3" stature with auburn hair and green eyes that danced with joy. She loves company, she just stresses herself out. My dad came into the kitchen, "Esme! Relax, its just some of Edwards friends..you do not need to be so panicked."
My mom looked up at him and smiled, "I guess not." He leaned down and kissed her on the forehead. My dad was apparently the most attractive man ever...according to half the girls I used to go to school with. He was tall about 6' even and had the perfect face with blond hair and blue eyes. Jasper looked almost like him, but had a hint of auburn hair from our mom. Emmett was the tallest 6'5 followed by jasper at 6'3...I was only an inch behind him! You could always tell we were a family. Usually a well behaved family. But today....would not be one of those days.
"Edward!" My mom looked at me, "The door?"
"Oops. I'm coming!" I shouted.
I ran and opened the door. Bella, Alice and Rose were all standing their laughing.
"Hi Edward!" They all sang. Bella stepped towards me, "We heard you were coming? Whose fault might that be?"
I just stared and her, then looked around her shoulder, "Emmett's in the back room playing Wii with Jasper, you might want to go bug them."
"Bug? We do not bug anyone. We simply make you loose your mind." Both Alice and Rose huffed turend on their heals and went inside my house.
"Hi Edward." "Bella." "I heard you got fired...because of me?" "Yes I was fired, because of both of us." Bella looked up at me from under her lashes, I caught my breath, "Actually Edward...you got yourself fired." She smiled and then my mom came over to the door.
"Hi, I'm Bella." She offered her hand to my mother and my mom smiled, "Welcome Bella, please come inside." My mom shot me a dirty look as if it was my fault Bella was still outside. My mom began to bombard Bella with questions about life and what she did.
"So Bella how old are you?" "20?" "Really? Edward is also twenty!" Bella smiled, "Really? I thougth he was only 15, by the way he conducts himself in grocy stores." My eyes bugged out of my head, and mouth dropped open. She didn't? She wouldn't? She did.
My mother spun around, "Edward! May I speak to you?" "Ummm, when?" "Now!" She grabbed me and marched out of the room, we rounded and corner and SMACK! My mom just Gibbs slapped me! "OH!"
"I can't believe you! She thought you were 15! 15 Edward! Do you know how that makes me feel?" "She was kidding mom! KID-D-ING!"
"She sure better be kidding or you will never see daylight again...go get everyone for dinner...now!"
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Epov
We were all sitting at dinner and Bella was charming my parents. She was joking and laughing and having a great time. While I sat here paranoid with my mothers threat ringing in my ears. That's when I tuned in to Bella's story.
"My friend went to Albertsons like last week and was arrested for harrasment charges. There was the jack ass of a employee who caught her eating marshmallows without paying and he had here arrested. She was going to pay for them and he had here arrested! Isn't that insane Edward?"
I choked on my potatoes and Rose, Alice, Emmett and Jasper were giggling into their napkins. My mother and Father looked appalled!
"She was arrested? For harrasment charges?" "Yes it was rediculous!"
"Oh my Edward, did you know about this?"
I stuttered, "NNNo. I just heard it no." Emmett snorted and Mom shot him a look that said be polite or death to you.
Bella began to tell another story, "So I was walking into this bank the other day and I got onto this elevator with this guy that kept doing all these weird things. First he asked if people heard this beeping noise, then he dropped a pencil and I went to pick it up and he helled "Hey! That's my pencil!" It was absolutely insane!" The whole table was laughing, except me..because I was that guy..but wait? How did Bella know?
Every story Bella told...had to do with something about me and my failures or something I did. She laced every sentance with a joke that pertained to me. My parents were oblivious to it..but the rest of the table knew and were laughing their asses off. But here was the kicker.
"So Bella do you have a job?" "Actually yes I was recently employed at Albertsons." My jaw dropped open, I was fired for her.
"Really? Edward was just fired from Albertsons!"
"Oh I know, so I put in a good word for him and he now has his job back and we work every shift together. Isn't that great Edward?"
"Fantastic," I slipped from my teeth...I was dead...I was worse than dead...I was going to kill her!
Then I was going to get fired for it. Bella Swan will be the death of me...I just know it.
HEHEHEH! That was fun to write...kind of shorter..but still good I hope!
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