Me: Long time no see!

Ali: Cassie's been slacking!

Me: It's been more than that, I've been super busy!

Ali: Yeah, if you guys are really interested in what she's been doing this past month and a half or so she'll explain at the bottom message.

Me: Yeah, I'm really sorry about being gone so long.

Ali: She's so lazy that on all of the other stories that she's updating she's using the same disclaimer.

Me: What can I say? I'm kinda lazy.

Ali: Kinda?

Me: Okay, really lazy.

Ali: But she isn't super lazy, she is a cross country runner!

Me: As of like 2 weeks ago.

Ali: That's when practice started.

Me: Enough about my personal life. Unless you do want to know about it, then read the bottom message.

Ali: And she can't update any of this until her power comes back on.

Me: BOTTOME MESSAGE!

Ali: She's not sure when it will be back on, it is currently Monday at about 7 pm and it's been off all day.

Me: Al, just do your stupid disclaiming thing.

Ali: Cassie only owns the plot, the O/C's and the aimless bantering.

Melody's POV

I lifted the box into the trunk, trying to ignore the pain in my head. "My god Penny, why do you have so much freaking stuff?"

Sky leaned against the bumper of the silver SUV. "I'm starting to get a headache."

I raised an eyebrow at her. "Why does that always happen?"

As if she had the same thought she smiled and shrugged. "I have absolutely no idea."

I pressed my fingers against my temples trying to make it go away. "Penny, do you have any Aleve or something?"

Penny nodded. "Logan keeps some in the cupboard above the sink, in a yellow bottle. And there's not much else, I can take it from here."

I followed Skylynn into the house and into the kitchen. She opened the cabinet and started searching for a yellow bottle. I leaned against the marble counter. She pulled out two and opened each. One had blue squarish pills and the other was blue ovals.

Skylynn sighed. "What shape was Aleve again?"

I shrugged. "I can't remember. Take the one that has more."

20 Minutes Later

Skylynn walked back into the living room from the kitchen swaying a little. "Tanya says Aubrey is taking a nap."

"Hey, what are the side effects of Aleve?"

"I don't know."

"Everything is kind of tinted blue."

She giggled. "Mel, I think we screwed it up."

"What do you mean?"

"I don't think we took Aleve…"

I grabbed my keys and dragged her to the car. James and Carlos were supposed to be hanging out or something.

"Where does Carlos live?"

She giggled again and I couldn't help but join in. We drove to the big house in fits of giggles. I stepped out of the car and almost lost my balance, the blue world spinning. Skylynn laughed. We stumbled to the door and knocked.

"Hell-What are you two doing here?"

I giggled as Skylynn pulled me past Carlos. "We had headaches and took some Aleve."

I spotted James in the living room on the couch. I broke from Sky. "Hey sexyyyy babayyy!"

James's head popped up and looked at me. "Melody?"

I fell onto his lap and smiled up at him. "You're blue!"

I heard a thud and Skylynn had Carlos against the wall. "I think we grabbed the wrong bottle."

I pushed James down so that I was laying on top of him. "Logan put them both in yellow bottles!"

James smirked and wrapped his arms around me and he kissed me, not quite realizing what was going on. Skylynn shrieked in a really high pitched voice. And kissed Carlos. "You want to know what happens when a girl takes Viagra?"

THE NEXT MORNING

Skylynn's POV

Why am I naked? I think for a minute before opening my eyes. my focus turns to arms wrapped around my waist, why am I in bed? I open my eyes and roll over to find my love, Carlos, naked and asleep. What did I do? I grab his shoulder and begin to shake him like a shake weight in order to wake him up.

Carlos moans and just lays there sleepily... I get up and put on his pinstriped button up, then I tiptoed to the window and opened the curtains as wide as I could. His perfectly shaped eyes squinted shut trying to ward off the sunlight drifting in, the inevitable dread of opening them to the sudden glare of a brightly lit room.

He opened only one quickly. By the expression his mouth makes, he must have felt a burn by shocking his retinas. It's like a movie, he slammed them shut again. I bite my lip and giggle, he jumps out of bed at the sound of my voice.

He shrieks like a little girl. "AH! Sky, its not what you think! Wait, do you remember last night at all?"

I'm so confused, I look at him like he has 6 nostrils. "What in Fs name are you talking about? What did we do? Oh my god, Carlos, did you ra- where's my phone? I'm calling the cops! Stay away from me! Get away!" I grab my phone and start to dial 9-1-1

Carlos grabs my phone before my thumb hits call. "Sky, no! Just let me explain, OK? It'll only take 10 minutes, I promise."

I sit on the bed, gangster style, and get a cold breeze. As I cross my legs and get comfortable...

Carlos starts off "Well you and Melody came here, you guys were like high on Viagra and acting really hot." I can tell he starts remembering, but he continues. "you basically asked me if I wanted to, um, get in your pants... And well, let me tell you, at first it was like eh, but then you did something unheard of! You..." -8 MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS LATER- I sit there in shock, embarrassment and awe as Carlos finishes. "... And then we somehow managed to get back on the bed, but by this time, we were both so exerted, we snuggled up and went to bed!"

I just looked at him and laughed. "Are you serious? You expect me to believe we did all that? I'm not even that flexible! How could my legs bend remotely close to how you described? I'm finding a lot of your story hard to believe! I don't even see a broken lamp or fallen drapes on the floor!" I look around and examine everything.

Something's missing… "Carlos, please tell me you did more then practice safe breath with Dentine Ice! Where's the tire? You know, the rubber? You better of joined the Trojan army before you marched in to my city of Troy!" I stare at him.

He looks around, puts a pair of boxers on, and look at his feet. OH. MY. GOD. "Look Sky, we did some crazy stuff, but I don't think either of us remembered that..."

Melody's POV

I paced around the bedroom, James watching me with a devastated expression. "James, please tell me that this is some twisted joke that Skylynn put you up to!"

He slipped off of the bed and enveloped me into a hug. "Please tell me you aren't joking about not remembering last night!"

I leaned my head onto his chest and wrapped my arms around his bare chest. He was only wearing boxers and I'd woken up in his grey t-shirt and navy blue boxers. "James, I don't remember a thing." My voice cracked as I spoke.

He swayed us from side to side. "It's okay Mel, it'll be okay."

I looked up into his hazel orbs. "At lest tell me you used a condom." I heard his breath catch and felt his heart speed up.

"Uhm, I don't know."

I broke from the embrace and stepped back. "You don't know?"

He ran his hand through his hair. "I don't know."

I tore out of his room and ran to the kitchen, snatching the keys to his car and ran outside. I started the car and pulled out of the driveway with James chasing after me. I drove straight to my apartment. I looked at the passenger seat to see my phone resting there. I pulled into my driveway and snatched my phone. I ran into my apartment and slammed the door shut behind me, locking it. I looked at my phone and dialed Sky's number. She answered in tears.

Melody I need your help!

What happened to you?

Wait, did you and James…?

Yeah.

Did ya use a package package?

Nope.

So we're both screwed?

Figures right?

Ha, yeah.

Do you have any idea how it started?

Carlos said that we told them we took Viagra?

I thought we took Advil.

He said we said we screwed up the yellow bottles.

Sky! The yellow bottles! Remember? We had headaches?

Wait, dude, that means Logan uses Viagra!

I'm going to take a shower and have some Mac N' Cheese, okay?

No you aren't.

What?

Remember? That used to be our code for 'I'm going to go get an abortion.' Not that we ever used it.

Bye Sky.

Mel-

So at this point you probably want to know what's been going on in my life, or you just have nothing else to do. Well as a lot of you know, I live in northern New York, which was just hit by a hurricane. Not northern New York particularly but New York and a couple other states. We got super bad rain and wind where I live and TONS of trees were blown down and there's a lot of bad damage. The electricity and cable wires were taken down by trees in multiple places causing a power outage. But that's just why I haven't updated today. A couple weeks ago I was with my grandparent's house in Kentucky for 3 weeks where they don't have wireless internet. They DID have internet (thank god) and I could have used a flash drive and blah blah blah but like Ali pointed out, I'm lazy. Then after that I've been busy with funerals(one of my cousins died at 35 of a heart attack, I didn't know him but it's still sad), friends(who would have thought? I'm popular!), family(they may not like me much but I'm like a leech I'm just kind of stuck to them and suck out their important stuff), doctors appointments(on September 26 I'm getting surgery so that I can hear better, I have really bad hearing, I'm almost deaf in my right ear), cross country(a.k.a running and I have practice everyday from 5pm to 6 or 7pm except Sundays) and trying to keep my life from going into complete and utter chaos. Did I mention I've started talking to myself? Yeah, kinda weird. I'll admit it. Anyways, this was more of a diary entry than a bottom message as Ali and I call it. But if any of you want to hear more just PM me, I have plenty more to complain about. Please review!