Dear Kurosaki-kun,
(Wait why am I calling you that?)
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DEAR KUROSAKI,
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KUROSAKI ICHIGO:
I would appreciate it if you would stop stealing the spotlight from me and my fellow shinigamis have taken up far too much screen time to be of anymore interest to my wonderful audience.
As you can see, we Quincies are full of pride, and we have much more honour and dignity than a mere SHINIGAMI. Unlike you, we fight using our wits. And our arrows. Which are infinitely better than those pieces of iron you call swords. I believe that as a Quincy, which is an extremely rare sight in today's world (thereby making us an endangered species of animal *cancels out the last five words* the eighth wonder of the spiritual world), I deserve more screentime than you. I would give our audience much more to be excited about and have them truly enjoy the show, instead of letting them watch your overly dramatic revivals over and over again. I believe that the audience is sick and tired of watching you fall and die repeatedly, only to have some slap-stick miracle save you and help you get up on your feet to "protect those you want to protect". Are all Shinigamis as weak and "poetic" as you are? I'm surprised that they still exist in this world. If we hadn't been betrayed, we Quincies would have overtaken the spiritworld as the ultimate enforcers of the law, not you Shinigamis.
On my pride as the second-last Quincy, I can hereby swear and promise that I would bring an even better and more exciting show to the audience. I would not need your melodramatic revivals. I would not need you uncivilized stick banging. I would not need dramatic lines. I would not need a choreographer to teach me how to dance. I would provide countless spectacular battles, complete with pyrotechnics and fabulous costumes designed by yours truly, with none of that rubbish you call "drama". We quincies are proud and dignified people, and we only believe in giving the best and most outstanding performances to our audience, not any of those Shakespearen lines you vomit out like water while waving your sticks in the air. My Quincy costume is infinitely better than your plain, drab and ugly Shinigami robes. And we both know that I'm stronger and more popular with the fangirls than you. With more screentime, I believe that I would have been the one to defeat Ulquiorra not you. You were injured so badly that it took some miracle from Inoue's voice to save you. I save myself, unlike you. And I have stylish weapons to boot.
So yes, I deserve more screentime. Please get off the screen and let me have my much-deserved limelight.
Without any love and full of hate,
Ishida Uryuu
Ichigo's reply:
-.- -.- -.- I have nothing to say. *crumples paper and tosses it away*
Authors' Note:
Hm... This was kinda fun to write :D
I doubt we're the only ones who feel that Ishida's screen time has been cut down drastically. He used to appear really often during the show, but now he doesn't appear much T.T He's quite special XD
Thanks for reading! Please review and hope you enjoyed this chapter!