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Bpov

I was sitting on a warm beach. Surrounded by a half naked Mark Harmon, Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen, James Marsden, Channing Tatum and lots of more beautiful men. We were talking and joking about life, and then we all went surfing.

I was making smores and Channing came and sat next to me.

"BELLYWELLY WAKIE WAKIE!!!!" A loud boisterous voice sang out.

"Go away, " I raised my hand and flung it above my head.

"What did you say? Steamroller? SURE!"

A large animal jumped on top of me and started to roll from left to right.

"EMMETT! GET OFF OF ME!" I kicked the oaf and he fell off the bed laughing.

I looked up at him and then he started laughing harder. He is such an ass and what was so funny?

Alice came walking into my room, "Oh good your up! Now...." he voice faltered when she saw me, and her mouth gaped open.

Rose came running up the stairs, "Alice is Bella up because all the boys are here and we want her to make breakfast! Because she's the best co..." Rose stopped and her eyes bugged out of her head, "Oh my God what happened?"

"Why are you all staring at me?"

"Uhh Bella, " Alice giggled, "Have you taken a look in the mirror?"

"No." I walked over to the mirror and sweet baby Jesus......my hair was green.

"AHHHHHHHH!"

Edward came running up the stairs, "Bella? Whats going on? What....Why is your hair green?"

I froze, "Steamroller. "I muttered, Emmett.

"Emmett? Please explain?"

Jasper came into my room, "Hey have you guys seen the green food coloring? I was bored and making food and...." Jasper caught sight of me and stopped too.

"Emmett? Let me get this straight....you died my hair with green food coloring?!? WHY!"

He looked all innocent, "It's St. Patty's day....I wanted you to be festive!"

I stared at him....and just stared I said nothing and did nothing.

"Emmett, you are an idiot." I looked up at Edward and smiled.

"Why am I an Idiot Eddie?" "Because Emmy you just dyed Bella's hair green, and Alice, Rose and Bella are going to kill you."

"Oh Eddie, you and Jazz will help me won't you?"

I looked at Jasper and he laughed, "Sorry Bro your S.O.L."

Emmett put his hand to his chest, "My own family abandons me because of some little girls! Some family you are."

My eyes snapped up, "Alice...Rose what did he just call us?" "I believe little." "Girls."

I had the perfect plan, "Well ladies the only way this can be settled is in a duel. But not just any duel....there are two types. Couples and Ladies vrs. Idiots." "The first type is Lazar tag and that will be Ladies vrs. Gents and the second couples will be Paint Ball....are you boys up to the challenge?"

Edward, Emmett and Jasper all smiled, "You're on."

Bpov

I spent the next two hours trying to wash the die out of my hair with no luck.

"Hey Alice why were the boys here?"

"Well Emmett and Jasper never left after the hospital, and Edward showed up this morning looking for them...lets just say our garages were occupied last night!"

"EWWWWW! GROSS GROss gROss Gross!!!!! Alice please, not in front of the children and that my friend was a level 45 on a 5 level scale of creeper ville!"

Rose snickered, "Grow some Bella and suck it up." I just love my friends.

"The die is not coming out! The die is not coming out! WHAT DO I DO!!!!"

"Cut your hair."

"What I love my hair?" "We all will?" Alice said, but it came out more like a question. Rose and I all had pretty long hair, at least reaching the middle of our back. Alice on the other hand went to her shoulders. Rose looked up, "I'm in but only a little bit, and Bella we will have to cut your hair about shoulder length to get the die out and Alice to about your ears." Rose may have known cars but she also knew hair, Alice and Rose cut my hair so it was layered, shaped and I had bangs. We all sorta looked like hair twins when we were done.

"Alright ladies, it's show time." "Bella don't foget to bring that St. Patty's day wig we bought you!"

Oh this was going to be fun!

Epov

They had been in Bella's room for the past hour. I was furious with Emmett, why did he also have to be so childish. I believe that I was more angry that today was my last day of vacation before I went back full time to the hospital as a doctor in training. I really wish I could spend more time with Bella before our date next weekend but to-days challenges were about it.

I heard the three girls laughing as they descended the stairs...and they all looked different. Alice had shorter hair, Rose had shorter hair, and Bella had shorter darker green hair. Emmett was drinking milk when they came down but when he saw Bella he spewed it all over Jasper.

"Emmett? What the hell?" Jasper jumped up and started to wipe himself. Emmett was still choking.

Bella smiled, "Well Emmett apparently when you wash dye in you hair it darkens, I just wanted to thank you.

Emmett was speechless and kept mumbling. Then Bella pulled of her green wig and her normal but shorter hair was there.

Emmett face was priceless. A mask of horror and relief flooded into one.

Bella smirked, "Thats what you get when you dye my hair Emmett Cullen!"

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