DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF TWILIGHT'S CHARACTERS...but I can do naught things with them anytime!

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Bpov

The power of women in our society is so under rated. The men think we are helpless, fragile, delicate and can do nothing for ourselves...but when we truly show our potential they act shocked....star struck even. Little do men know that behind our helpless fragile actions are killers just waiting for the right prey and when we find them...the hunters have become the hunted.

Epov

We were all headed for LAZARTAGMANIA. The car ride was interesting. Emmett and Rose in front, Bella and In the middle and Jasper and Alice in the back doing God knows what. I kept hearing moaning and groaning noises from behind me and I was getting pretty ummm...well uncomfortable? Bella continued to stare out the window in her own little world, contemplating her skills was my most likely guess. I noticed how soft her skin looked in this light and how beautiful her hair shown. She turned and saw me staring and raised an eyebrow at me....as if saying what? Why are you staring at me like that? We stared at eatch other for several minutes and then she slowly turned away, "Hey, Emmett turn left. We're here." We all got out of the car and headed in side. It was a complete and totally maze.

The guy walked up to us, "Hey guys and gals! How can I help ya?"

Bella smirked and in her eyes arose that little sarcastic sparkle, "Hey, " She leaned into me, "I'm Danniel and this is my boyfriend Chad...and we came here because we are going to have a baby and we are only 15 so my parents told us to go to planed parent hood...but Stanly over there said he was hungry, " she nodded to Emmett who rubbed his tummy, "and of course what ever Stanly wants Stanly gets...selfish bastard, " Bella muttered. "So we stopped here and Stanly was like hey I want some pizza and some lazar tag and so I was like no Stanly and he was like if you don't let me have pizza then I'll tell Chad that the baby is really mine and Duke's over there cause you were two timing him with us." Bella gestured to Jasper and Emmett. Both Alice and Rose were clinging to eatch other as Bella droned on and on about this made up story and this dude just stared at her and followed along. "So ya, so we need directions to Planned Parenthood."

"Ummmm...well you take a left..." The dude started to explain and then Bella fell raised her eyebrow at him like he was an idiot.

"Sir...we are here to play lazar tag and enjoy pizza...no children or sex unless we feel like it so just let us play...why else would we come here?"

"Oh..sorry." He muttered and shuffled off to get our equipment.

"Bella, " I whispered, "Did you have to lead him on like that?"

She turned and looked at me, "How could I not it was just too good an opperturnity to let go by."

I shook my head at her...she was quite the girl.

The dude came back, "So let me be frank, " he started.

"Ok!" Bella piped up, "Only if I get to be Earnest and she gets to be Janice. " Bella pointed to Alice.

The Dude turned a bright orange, "These guns are not toys, " he tried again and Bella was just about to pipe in when I grabbed her waist and covered her mouth with my hand. She jumped when we came in contact but she remained quite while the dude continued to talk.

"Ok...here you go...enjoy!" He turned to walk away but not before throwing Bella sever dirty looks, she flipped him off and turned to us.

"So...how do you play lazar tag?"

It was going to be a long day.

Bpov

Messing with that guy was too much fun. It was those moments that I live for where I can outsmart people.

The whole group just stared at me.

Emmett's jaw was slack, "You don't know how to play lazar tag?"

I stared at him like he was an idiot, "Isn't that just what I said?"

"Ya but...I thought you were kidding?" "No. I have never played."

"Its true, " Alice chimed in, "Sad isn't it?" Rose continued.

"So you shoot people? Cool! Let's go?"
Edward turned to me, "Don't you want to know how to play?"

I turned to him and gave him my sweet innocence smile, "I'll just watch you Edward."

So I followed everyone into the Lazar tag arena and then slipped into the darkness. They never expected anything.

I slowly climbed on top of a pillar above where I could see every thing and no one could see me...too bad they didn't know I used to work here...tehe!

Edward was still talking to me and then he turned around, "So Bella this is how you... Bella? Where did you go?" and then BAM!

Whammm, whammm, whammm...his chest gear rang out, "Who shot me?"

Jasper was chasing Alice...I shot both of them. Emmett was stalking Edward and I shot him.

I watched Emmett take two steps as his gear came back to life and then pow...I shot him again and again and again. He didn't get more than too feet every time before I shot him. He cried out in anger, "What is going on? Edward stop shooting me!"

But in truth it was me...me who shot them all who knew where the all were at all time and me who moved from my hiding spot and sought out my pray a different way...stealth.

I had shot all the others so they were pretty much useless but Edward was my goal, I creped up slowly behind him and placed my gun against his back. I leaned up and whispered into his ear, "Game over." He smiled and glanced over at my from his shoulder, "You said you didn't know how to play." I leaned in gently, "I lied." I pulled the trigger and whammmm, whammm, whammm his chest gear rang out.

He spun around and grabbed me, "You will pay for this my Bella dear!"

"Really?" I muttered still giddy that he called me his dear.

"Yes...you will." Then Edward leaned in an for whole lazar tag people to see he kissed me...but it didn't matter because Edward was kissing me and that was all that mattered.

Hey People! SO sorry for the long wait..but I went to Vegas for spring break and then school loaded on the homework..sorry if this chapter is kinda crappy but well...it was the first one in a while...I will try to update more often throughout the summer...so let me know what you think!
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