Byakuya's letter:
Dear Kurosaki-kun,
*Throws away paper and takes out a fresh sheet* (what a perfectionist -.-)
Dear Kurosaki Ichigo,
Re: Request for you to stay away from members of the Kuchuki family
I would appreciate if you would be so kind as to oblige to my following requests:
1. Stay away from the Kuchiki manor
2. Stay away from Kuchiki Rukia
3. Stay out of my sight at all times
As you may know, the Kuchiki family is one of the four noble families, and we have to be careful of the companions that we are with, for fear of irreversibly damaging the family's reputation. You, as one of the infamous ryoka who infiltrated soul society, is one of the things that is capable of doing this and permanently scarring our clean reputation. Therefore I urge you, for both my sake and yours, to stay away from me, my manor and my little sister.
Although most of soul society has hailed you as a "hero" for defeating Aizen, I myself do not believe so, and I do not want to take the risk of endangering the reputation of the Kuchiki Household just to "get all chummy with you". And I absolutely do not believe that you defeating Aizen calls for a need for everyone to hail you a hero. I believe that you won through a combination of luck, naivety and help from Kurosaki Isshin the ex-captain, a.k.a. your father. If I were there in Karakura Town (and not stuck in Huenco Mundo trying to shake some stupid espada with less wit than you have skill off my behind), I could have defeated Aizen in half the time that you did, and with much more grace and skill that is befitting of a shinigami (and of a Kuchiki). And without losing my powers at the end of the day like you did. And I would dress Aizen's corpse up in a seaweed ambassador suit, so that no one has to see the short work I have done of him (us Kuchikis are so honourable and selfless; we sacrifice our own minds and souls for the sake of soul society, so that no one else has to go through the suffering of seeing a disemboweled butterfly covered in blood and sakura petals).
Besides this, I find you to be a very disrespectful and insolent popinjay. As a captain, I should be addressed respectfully as "Captain Kuchiki", and not "Byakuya" or "Bya-kun" or "onee-san", etc. . I do not care if you are only a substitute shinigami and you don't believe that the usual rules apply to you. Although some of the more slack captains may allow you to call them by their first names, you are sorely mistaken if you think that the same applies for me. You would do well to learn some respect, Kurosaki, or you will regret the next time you address me as "Byakuya" again.
On top of that, I also find little sister Rukia to be acting especially odd lately. Despite all your allegations that you treat Rukia as merely a "friend", I do not believe that your relationship with her is really so simple. How am I to know that her frequent outings back to the real world are all as she says, "missions from Captain Ukitake"? How am I to know that when she locks herself up in her room, she is not writing love letters to you? How am I to know that the last time she went to the human world of Renji, she was buying that disgusting yellow and orange tie for you for valentine's day? I know, Ichigo, I know it all.
Once again, Kurosaki Ichigo, let me warn you: stay away from me and my sister, or I shall make you wish that you were never born.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Kuchiki Byakuya
Ichigo's reply:
Bloody stalker. Rukia's gonna kill you when I show her your letter, because that tie was for you -.-
Author's Note:
Sorry for the late updates T.T School's been extremely busy for us both.
Can't exactly say "Thank god it's the holidays!" since the holiday is only a week long and we have 6 projects and tons of homework to complete.
Hope you all enjoyed this chapter :D Please review and stay tuned! Thank you :D