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Bpov

I had not seen Edward for a week. Finals for college were here and we were all cramming before the end of the year tests. It was hard to believe that during all these challenges and my job at Albertson's I saw Edward so much...it seemed like summer already. After our huge blow out fight...we were well distant I guess you would say.

It was awkward to say the least. We were cautious, like we had taken a huge step backwards. We said we wanted to be together but we hadn't even begun dating and we were fighting. I had not heard from him in a week...School had been my only distraction .

But now the tests were over and I had plenty of free time on my hands. Today I have to go and work at Albertson's...I don't know if he has the same shift as me though. I just kept thinking about why Edward would be angry at me. Was it because he didn't know the whole story about my dad, and he doesn't think I trust him? When we were in the car I had told him that my parents died in a car crash...and I was adopted by Alice and Rose. But no car crash could erase the painful memories that haunt me of late. When I had gone to bury my dad...he hadn't asked me any questions about how I lied...I don't think he even remembered. I had lied to him...and I broke his nose...he sent me to jail twice. We were a match made in heaven but we fought like we were in hell.

I grabbed the clicker thingy and turned on the tv. Lord of the Rings was playing which usually makes me extatic but no...today I was just depressed.

Alice slowly stumbled out of her room, "Hey Bells." She mumbled sleepily, "What are you watching?"

I didn't even turn and look at her, "TV."

I heard her sigh, "Bella? Its been a week. Stop being stubborn and call the boy. I hate seeing you depressed."

I just stared at the TV. I slowly got up and made my way into my room, shutting my door behind me. I dressed for work and walked back into the living room.

"I'm leaving for work. Don't know when I'll be home bye." I slurred over my shoulder as I walked over the door. When I was angry or depressed my roommates knew to leave me alone. I just didn't want to talk to anyone.

I drove into Albertson's parking lot and sat in my car for ten min. just staring out the window wallowing in self pity. I looked up in the mirror and froze.

What the Hell is wrong with me?

I was getting depressed over a boy...a boy?

My God, I hadn't dated anyone since I was 18 and a freshman in College. Jake Black...a cute wonderful guy who we were just best as friends. He was quite the smooth talker but then he met the woman of his dreams and left me broken and alone...again.

I was strong though and moved on...I wait for no man.

I opened my door and made my way into Albertson's.

My boss looked up, "Hey Bella ready to work your shift?"

I stared at him...I was here wasn't I...did he really just ask me that question?

"Ummm...ya?"

"Alright..what you standing here for go work." Again I just stared at him...what a nut case.

I turned around a walked away from him, heading into the back room.

I reached up and tied my green apron on and squinted at the work chart...man I really should get glasses.

BELLA SWAN: STACKING, SORTING... 1-8.

Dear God, 1 till 8...well I guess I will be bringing in the mu-la tonight.

I walked out into Albertson's and made my way down each isle checking to make everything was in order.

I turned down Isle 17 when at the end of an Isle I saw a young woman practically molesting a young man. She had pushed him up against the shelf and was shoving her chest practically into his face...wow prostitute much?

"Hey!" I shouted down the hall, "There are specific times and places for this kind of behavior...either go find a room or go back to your whore house...but not in public please."

Blond Big Chest spun around and snarled at me, "What the hell did you just say to me?" She accented me to make her sound extremely important.

"I said, " I slowly enunciated, "That your promiscuous activity is not permitted in Albertson's either go back to your house or out on the streets I do not care." It was at that precise moment that I noticed who Blondy Big Chest had shoved against the shelves.

Edward.

Epov!

I have never been so mad at Emmett in my entire life.

It was finals week and he and Rosalie would not stop calling each other on the phone. It was ridiculous...so when he was out I disconnected the phone line...so he stole my phone and threw it out the window into the street...when some stupid driver ran over it..my life officially sucked at this moment.

I had been studying all week and now could not talk to Bella at all. She probably thinks I've ditched her for some model...ya me with a model cause that sounds realistic.

I knew Bella had the same shift as me today, so I would finally get to speak to her. I had planned all week and today I was going to ask Bella out on a date. In person, not on the phone...cause it was disastrous last time.

I had been working for an hour. Every time the doors opened I would practically jump up and James Bond it to see who was at the door. She still hadn't shown up yet. Maybe she isn't coming? Well how will I ask her then?

I heard a voice behind me, "Well Hello there." I smiled, Bella. I spun around and oh sweet baby Jesus this was not Bella. This girl stood behind me and boy well her shirt was cut down so low that you could have fit a midget in between the cut. I take that back there wasn't enough room to fit anything in there because with the bra her chest filled up enough area to cover Texas...not that I was looking.

Ok I was looking but not in the...Hey your pretty way...more like the Oh my God who did you kill to get those things.

She leaned forward and drawled, "So, your kinda hot."

I leaned away from her, "And You're are in my personal space."

"Come on baby, lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel."

I think I just threw up in my mouth and I think my Grandmother just died...again.

She started to stalk forward like some creepy cat and I moved backwards. I smacked into the shelves.

Dear lord...I was trapped.

She moved up onto me and was just about to like...rape me I am pretty damn sure when I heard a God send voice yell, "Hey!"

My head shot up and I saw Bella making her way down the Isle. At first I was relieved and then dread filled my heart..oh God no...why did Bella have to find me in this predicament?

Bella looked at the girl in disgust, " There are specific times and places for this kind of behavior...either go find a room or go back to your whore house...but not in public please."

I laughed under my breath...Scary here turned to Bella and snarled, "What the hell did you just say to me?" She accented me to make her sound extremely important. Jeez...I hated moments like this, Emmett lived for moments like these.

Bella slowly enunciated, "I said, " she paused, "That your promiscuous activity is not permitted in Albertson's either go back to your house or out on the streets I do not care." Bella then looked up over at me and her eyes widened in surprise.

Oh No, she going to flip shit.

Then she started to laugh.

Bpov

I nearly broke down into tears I was laughing so hard. I gripped the shelves for support and leaned over. I had turned to see Edward staring at me with a horrified expression on his face.

He kept looking between Blondy Big Chest and me.

I gasped for breath and then reaching into my pocket pulled out my walketalkie, "Hey Phil...could I get security in Isle 17..I think this little lady needs a trip down to the station."

- Nine pm that night-

I sat at a table with all my friends and I could not stop laughing.

"So then I looked up and I noticed that Edward was the poor smuck that she had cornered and he looks positively miserable." The whole table burst out laughing again.

Alice smile, "So then what happened Bella."

Rose smirked, "Ya did you smack the little Bitch Bella?"

The whole table rang out, "Did ya?"

Edward just shook his head and I smiled, "I called security and had her arrested for prostitution in Albertson's."

Everyone froze and then the whole table errupted in laughter. Everyone in the bar turned and looked at us but we were practically all on the floor, laughing our asses off while Edward blushed like a little school boy.

I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek and then reached up and stroke his head, he grabbed my hand and kissed it.

"Thank you Bella, for being my savior." He whispered into my ear. His soft sexy voice sent chills down my back.

I looked up at him under my eyelashes, "No problem pretty boy." With that he reached out and grabbed my head pulling me towards him as our lips met in a breathtaking kiss.

My eyes snapped shut as my heart and mind were filled with mind blowing emotions and energy. He slowly pulled away and smiled a crooked smile that caused my heart to skip a beat.

Emmett let out a low whistle and we all giggled. He then stood up, "So who's up for some intoxicated mini golf?"

Epov

I aimed and smacked the ball sending it rolling into the hole. I fist pumped the air, "Hole in one!"

Emmett glared at me, "Show off. " He slowly made his way to the hole and set his purple ball down.

He lined up and concentrated. Bella under my arm giggled.

I turned to her, "What?"

"It's a funny sight."

"What is?"

"Emmett, the 6'4 man playing mini golf...with a purple ball."

Emmett still hadn't swung yet and Jasper sighed exasperated, "Dear God Emmett, Just swing at the ball."

Emmett swiveled his head around, "DON'T RUSH ME!" He shouted...but in his haste he had swung and smacked the ball sending it flying in the air...

His mouth dropped open, "EIGHT!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.

The golf ball fell from the air and smacked some girl in the head...she cried out, "OW! What the heck?"

Rose walked up to Emmett, "What the Hell was that?"

"Mini golf?"

"NO Emmett you yelled eight?"

"Ya I was letting them know that a ball was in the air."

Jasper shook his head, "That's four you idiot...not eight."

"Really?" Emmett smiled sheepishly, "I thought it was multiples of four."

I started to laugh and then the girl that the golf ball had hit came around the corner and Bella fell on the floor laughing and I was brought to a stunned silence...it couldn't be?

Bella was rolling around on the floor and all our friends turned to look at the girl it hit.

Just from our description they recognized her as the Blondy Big Chest as Bella called her.

"Well Hello Gentleman." Emmett stepped forward with a seductive smile on his face, and Rose expression turned to murder. Emmett held out his hand, " Can I have my ball back please?" Then he winked. That all sent us into fits of giggles and then the girl threw down the ball, puffed out her chest and stated, "How Rude." She then turned to march off when Bella calmly yelled over her shoulder.

"You at least could have had handed him the ball, cause its the only ball you will ever be able to touch...both realistically and figuratively."

BBC just kept walking but we all fell down laughing at Hole 12...what a day this had been.

I turned to Bella, and smiled, "So Bella?"

She looked up at me, "Yup?"

"Want to be my Girlfriend?"

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