The lead for my laptop died, and so I can't update Kendy, or upload any of the other stuff I was working on. Hence...more drabbles.
Hey, it's not my fault, Murphy's Law just likes messing up my life.
I'm so bored that I'm willing to take requests. Whatever pairing, even if I hate it. Just review or send me a PM or something. Tell me pairing, and whatever you want me to include.
Songs © Writers and Artists (oh crap, two are Disney, so I'll probably end up getting sued)
South Park and Characters © Matt 'n' Trey
My Child-Blood Brothers Cast
Pregnant? But how? How could this happen?
People…people like me can't have babies. Everyone knows that.
How am I going to take care of it?
No mother…and well…me as a father…mother…I don't know.
I could get an abortion…but then everyone would know about me
I could give him (I'm sure it's a boy) up for adoption
He'd be happy…wouldn't he?
Better adopted than with a hermaphrodite…
No. He stays with me.
He'll never want for anything.
I'll give him everything he could possibly want.
I'll never say no to him.
I'll be the best parent ever.
Nobody Else But You-Bill Farmer and Aaron Lohr
Dad, you're a retard, you know that?
You always have to fuck up and do something stupid.
I was smarter than you, even at eight years old.
But…somehow you were always proud of me.
Always bragging about me to people.
I never really got why.
It's not like I ever did the same.
You always embarrass me.
But yet, whenever I get into a mess, you're always there.
You rarely actually help, but you always offer it
It's what makes get up and carry on with life
F.E.A.R-Ian Brown
The room shakes, and everyone falls to the floor.
The girls are all screaming.
Half the boys are too.
I get to my feet, amidst all the destruction.
It's not like anything can hurt me.
So what if it kills me?
I'll just come back, just like always.
Stan grabs at my foot, tries to stop me going.
I step calmly out of his reach.
"Kenny! Get back down!"
I laugh slightly.
They're scared.
They should try being me sometime.
I'm permanently scared.
With good reason.
'Cause it's always me who's got to sacrifice everything.
Even myself..
So that everyone else can be safe.
I take another step.
Take a deep breath.
And meet with destiny.
The last time?
I don't know.
But it's just how I work.
Hey Jude-The Beatles
Hey Red,
Don't be sad.
I hate it when you're sad.
Because then I'm sad too.
I hate seeing what he does to you.
Terrence Mephesto.
I want to smash his face in.
But I won't.
Because it'd upset you, and I like you too much to upset you
Also because I'm a skinny little nerd who couldn't hurt a fly
You said you like that about me.
Doesn't mean I don't want to hurt him in your honour
You mean so much to me that if anyone makes you sad, it makes me furious
If there's anything I can do
If you need someone to talk to
You know where I am, right?
You said that I always make you feel better
That I'm a brilliant listener
The best friend you'll ever have.
Ever thought about being more than friends, Red?
Cause I'd like that.
But it'd never work, would it?
Because beautiful girls, with scary dads don't go for Star Wars nerds
Just the way it is, I guess.
But I can still dream.
Someday, you might see things my way.
I'd like that.
Because…
Nothing. Because nothing
No wait…that's not what I mean. What I mean is…
Aw damnit, Red, can't you see I love you?!
Always have, always will
So just tell me if you want me to kill Terrence for you.
Cause for you, I'd do it.
Promise.
Kevin.
Heaven's Light/Hellfire-Tom Hulce/Tony Jay
Why do you make me feel this way, Wendy?
Girls don't do things like that to me
To them, I'm just a good friend, a good screw.
But you…you make me feel like I could actually mean something to you
I want to, more than anything
You make me believe that God isn't just trying to screw me over.
You make me believe that heaven could be close than I think
You are heaven, I know it.
And I wish I could get to you
Kenny
o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.
Fuck you, Hippy.
Why do you make me feel like this?
You're a filthy hippy whore.
I'm better than you.
I'm Eric Cartman.
But whenever I see you, my heart beats faster.
I want to please you.
For you to love me.
You're trying to kill me, aren't you?
I know what you are,
What you do to men.
To Stan, to Kenny, to Token.
To me.
Chew us up and spit us out again.
I have you trapped though…
Or I did.
But this time, you have to choose.
Me, or death.
Trust me, Wendy..
I don't lie about stuff like this.
You will succumb to me…
Cartman