The next morning...
Will gives a conference talking about what happened last night.
Will Turner: "Everyone has the official word on what happened at the Black Pearl offices. Unconfirmed reports say that a prototype robot failed and caused Cybertron to crash."
Jack sees this on TV and reads a newspaper, Elizabeth helps him comb his hair.
Jack Sparrow: "Yes... you guessed right, it's an autobot... I don't like the photo, it looks very out of focus."
Michael hands Jack a piece of paper.
Michael: "Your alibi for him, Captain Sparrow."
Jack reads the paper.
Michael: "We have proof that you were in Singapore, statement from at least fifty people."
Jack Sparrow: "Why not say that it was just me and Elizabeth doing...?"
Elizabeth plucks his blind.
Jack Sparrow: "Babies."
Michael: "Read it through, Captain."
Jack Sparrow: "It doesn't say anything about Barbossa."
Michael: "Holidays in Tortuga, could be your last... right?".
Jack Sparrow: "Yes, but I'm not convinced by the story that Optimus Prime is my bodyguard, it sounds very unlikely."
Michael: "Don't worry, Captain, it's not my first time... just follow this to the letter and everything will be fine."
Before leaving, Elizabeth thanks Michael.
Elizabeth Swann: "Agent Michael, thanks for everything."
Michael: "That's what we're here for, we're in touch."
Elizabeth Swann: "What did you say her name was?"
Michael Corleone: "Call us U.N.I.T...and my full name is Michael Corleone."
Elizabeth Swann: "U.N.I.T, good."
Michael leaves.
Elizabeth Swann: "Ok, let's get started then."
Jack Sparrow: "Will you believe me if I tell you that I don't even think I'm Optimus Prime?"
Elizabeth Swann: "In theory, you're not."
Jack Sparrow: "Who Says No?"
Elizabeth Swann: "That's right."
Jack Sparrow: "Well, if it were, I would have a beautiful girlfriend, who knew my identity, who is always worried about me, and at the same time proud of the man I have become, that makes her crazy about me...don't you think?" in that sometimes, that night?
Elizabeth Swann: "Which night?".
Jack Sparrow: "Are you serious?".
Elizabeth makes a face.
Elizabeth Swann: "Are you talking about that night we danced, we went out on the balcony and then you went to get me a drink and you left me alone, are we talking about that night?"
Jack feels embarrassed.
Elizabeth Swann: "I thought so."
Elizabeth hands Jack a piece of paper.
Jack Sparrow: "Thank you, Miss Swann."
While...
Will Turner: "Now, Captain Sparrow has something important to announce to them...and he won't be taking any questions."
Jack goes up to the state.
Jack Sparrow: "Wow...this feels different...sorry but, I haven't been with you in a long time...so I'm following the script."
The press laughs, Elizabeth watches them on TV.
Jack Sparrow: "There is much speculation that I was involved in the events of the street and the roof."
Then Ana María interrupts him.
Ana Maria: "Excuse me, Jack Sparrow, do you really want us to believe that this was a special bodyguard who just happened to show up like that?"
Jack is speechless, but he quickly says.
Jack Sparrow: "You omitted the Captain in one part, miss, and yes... it's a bit confusing, but it's not the same to question the official version and another to point the finger and claim that I'm a superhero."
Ana María: "I didn't say superhero."
Jack is again speechless.
Jack Sparrow: "No?"
Ana Maria: "No":
Jack Sparrow: "Of course, it would be exaggerated... although fantastic, of course, I don't look like a hero... do I?... and the form, or physical, that goes neither with my history of character and reckless disregard for human life and public property.
This just confuses the press...Will whispers something to Jack.
Jack Sparrow: "The truth, is...":
Jack tries to say what the paper says, but his heart tells him something else (agg, so corny).
Jack Sparrow: "I am Optimus Prime, the autobot."
The press goes crazy, neither Will nor Ana María believe it. Jack winks and smiles.