DISCLAIMER: Twilight is not mine.

So new chapter hope you enjoyed...also hope you all went to the preme. for Eclipse last night..lots of laughs..its kinda of sad I was rooting for Jacob at the end though...In the book Edward totally, movie soooo Jacob =)

Ok sorry...so here we goes!

Bpov

"And Stay Out!" The manager yelled as he shoved us out of Roderigo's Rockin Golf (Mini).

I turned towards Emmett, "This is all your fault!" I shouted at him.

Emmett smirked, "My fault? My fault! I wasn't the one who threw pop at Jasper and missed sending it flying down the 'Magical Water Wonderland' and turning the water a revolting orange color."

I glared at him, that was so not my fault, Jasper just has really good ducking skills.

Edward snorted, "Well at least she didn't throw pop all over the manager."

Emmett scoffed, "Well Edikens, you shouldn't be talking. Wasn't it you who um, Alice what did he do?"

Edward paled and Alice smiled, "As I recall he threw his pop all over an old woman who then began to beat him with her purse, wildly I might add."

"Oh Alice, don't forget that she swore like a sailor the entire time though."

Jasper snickered, "Oh that was the best part."

I snorted and every one turned a

nd looked at me. A wicked glint appeared in my eyes, "Personally My favorite moment was when the old woman pantsed Emmett because his, what did she call it, oh ya...his big blond girlfriend hit her husband with her pop and she would never pantsed a lady, so she pantsed him."

Everyone was gulping for air remembering the story when Jaspers voice mumbled something.

"Huh?"

"Oh, " He smiled, "I just thought that Emmett should know that you told the old lady to report him for indecent disposer."

He wouldn't. He didn't. He did.

Jasper.

Sold.

Me.

Out.

And I am so screwed.

A dark and dangerous look clouded over Emmett's face, "Did she now?" I started to slowly back up, "Now Emmett...remember this is dangerous water you are crossing into right now...Emmett stop."

Emmett made a run for me and Edward jumped in front of me. "Emmett don't you dare," He snarled.

Emmett didn't even slow down, just plowed Edward over, "Stay out of my way Pretty Boy."

He tackled me and took me down into some sort of water. I sunk down with him on top of me...wait water? I reached around for something to smack Emmett with...I finally gripped something victory. I grabbed the object and then reality started to kick in.

You see...outside of Roderigo's there is a small coy pond, with big ass coy in it. Let me repeat...Big...Ass...Coy.

I squealed and sucked in water...I pulled my knee into my chest and shove upwards nailing Emmett right in precious Ruth and Bertha.

Emmett was gone and I submerged from the water gasping for air. Edward grabbed me, "Bella? Are you ok? Did the big oaf hurt you?"

I just looked at Edward, then slowly reached behind him and Gibbs slapped him. His eyes widened in suprise. I shook his arms off of me and turned away, "That's for letting your enemy get past you."

He raised one eyebrow and did his sexy crooked smirk, "My enemy?"

I just kept walking to my car, "Emmett, Pretty Boy, Emmett."

Epov

I twisted my hands nervously. I never thought a door would look ominous...but boy howdy was I wrong. I have no idea why I am so nervous...maybe because I think she really is the one...but I don't even know.

I had asked Bella to have dinner at my parents house...officially as my girlfriend.

I smiled at the memory

...FLASHBACK...

She just stared at me, "You want me to come and eat dinner at your parents house?"

She was giving me the strangest expression, "Ya. " She laughed a joyous laugh that brought a smile to my face, "May I ask what is so funny?"

She slowly reached out and stroked my face, "Edward, " I shivered as she said my name...wow shivered...I'm such a looser, " You seem so nervous. Why? It's not like I have never met your parents before...I mean I almost disemboweled you in front of them."

Disemboweled? Really Bella?

"Bella, this is different though...this is the dinner...the make it or break it dinner."

Bella looked up at me, "Wait? I have to cook or break dishes? What I was so not prepared for this!" She nearly shouted and then a lazy grin slid over her face. "Edward, really relax. I love your parents and I want to be formally introduced as your girlfirend and even if they didn't like me, that would never change my feeling for you."

She leaned in and lightly pecked me on the cheek. Ding!

"Oops, " She giggled, "Pop tarts are done."

...RETURN TO REALITY =) WELL KINDA...

I slowly reached out and rapped on the door three time the echo of the wood made me jump. I heard frantic feet fly down the stairs them stumble...a sting of curse words and then the door flew open...revealing my Bella.

She smiled up at me and my jaw went slack. Her hair cascaded down her back in ringlets and she had black square glasses that rimmed her face. She wore a stunning blue drees that shimmered every time she moved into the lights.

She snicked and raised one of her perfectly maintained eyebrows, "See what you like?"

I smiled, "I'm debating."

Her face fell into a determined look, "Debating? As in second thoughts?" I saw a flash of fear run through her eyes.

"No debating whether I should be a gentleman or not...you're making this decision quite difficult."

A breathtaking smile shone across her face as she hugged me and planted a sweet kiss on my cheek.

I looked into her eyes and then it hit me, "Bella? You are wearing glasses."

She froze, "Well...damn."

I just looked at her, confused.

She smiled sheepishly, "No one knows I wear glasses, I always wear contacts...you are the first person to see me in them." She reached up to take them off and I grabbed her hand, "Don't, "I whispered, "They compliment you."

"Oh really?"

"Yes."

"What do they say?"

Wait...what?

"Well Edward, do they say nice things...because if they are complimentary then they better be pretty good for me to keep them on."

I reached around and grabbed her...oh God I loved this woman.

She leaned into my embrace.

"So? Are we just going to stand here or are we going to your parents casa...cause I'm starvin Marvin!"

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