Disclaimer: I do not own Rising of the Shield Hero it belongs to its original owner.

So Naofumi Iwatani is currently at a library. More specifically the Library run by Angela. He was busy trying to get a new book as he heard the sounds of fighting between the Librarians and R Corp members. But no one noticed him. Some old lady in a purple suit brought him there when he asked if there was any good library.

"Now then, what's this?" Naofumi said as he sees and book and picks it up. It says The Legend of the Four Heroes.

"Okay?" Naofumi said as he then opened it. "Once upon a time there were four heroes. They've been summoned into a world where almost everyone is an asshole and one of the princesses of a kingdom is just a bitch."

"And you are the most miserable of them all. Wait wha-" He was confused by that last part.

Meanwhile, outside the Library, a certain purple Color Fixer had a troll grin.

"Have fun~!" Iori said.

Back in the Library, Naofumi then fell down this hole that came out of nowhere.

"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!" Naofumi shouted as he fell down seemingly in a hole.

"Hey did anybody here anything?" Myo asked as she was currently fighting Gebura in a duel to the death.

"Aside from your guns, nah," Gebura said as they both resumed.

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-Meanwhile-

Naofumi then fell down onto the ground at this unknown place, but he was in this chamber looking place for some reason or another.

"What the fuck?!" Naofumi said as he was confused as to where he was at.

Then three other guys arrived.

One tried to make a cool entrance, but stumbled and fell down onto the ground. One was wondering if he just got isekai'd, and raised his fist in the air.

"Whooooo! Baby!" Motoyasu Kitamura said as he did the Most Critical pose while he was at it. "I'M GONNA BE THE HERO!"

One of them…well…

"FINALLY, SUCK IT, SIS!" Itsuki Kawasumi said as he was grinng, as he had escaped his bully of a sister who kept on bullying him for his aspirations of grandeur. But now, he had escaped and could now what he wishes to do.

"Oh good heroes! We need your help!" Random Priest Guy said as the quarto of guys all turned to him. "Our world is in dire need of help, right now!"

"Whatever do you mean, good sir?" Motoyasu asked, trying to look smart.

"You'll see when you meet his highness in the throne room!" The Random Priest Guy said.

He beckoned them to follow him. So they entered the throne room to see King Aultcray Melromarc sitting on his throne.

"Greetings, three great heroes. And one punching bag," Aultcray said.

"What?" Naofumi asked.

"Well I think we all know who ISN'T the punching bag, right?" Itsuki said.

"It's not me though," Ren Amaki said.

"Or me!" Motoyasu said.

"Don't tell me that I'M the punching bag!" Naofumi said.

They all turn to him with smug grins.

"Oh for fuck's sake!" Naofumi said.

And suddenly, they all had weapons.

They all were holding their weapons. Motoyasu wielding a spear, Itsuki wielding a bow and Ren wielding a sword. Naofumi of course has a shield as well.

Everyone laughed at him.

"Well…poop…" Naofumi said.

"By the way introduce yourselves to me o' wondrous heroes," Aultcray said.

"I'm Motoyasu! And I'm the best!" The Hero of the Spear said.

"The name's Itsuki," the Hero of the Bow said with a confident grin. "Future greatest hero!"

"Hello I Am Ren. I'm the coolest hero ever!" The Hero of the Sword said.

"And my name is Naofumi and why am I even here?" The Hero of the Shield said.

"Because we unfortunately need four, so we sadly cannot do this without summoning a loser who gets the shield, as much as I wish we could just summon the three Cardinal Heroes right over there," Aultcray said.

'What is with this guy?! Why does he hate me so much?!' Naofumi thought.

The others laughed at this.

"Anyways you guys need some party members to go out and kick the shit out of your enemies. Except for that guy who wields the shield, he doesn't need any because he sucks!" Aultcray said. "He can try, but they'll all suck."

Naofumi was annoyed.

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-SpongeBob Narrator: 30 Minutes Later-

So the heroes all went off to go do whatever the hell they wanted to do.

Naofumi was going to see if he can get party members.

"Let's see…" Naofumi said as he is wondering who can be a part of his party, and he looked at his options on the list and it was not promising. "Good grief…"

He sounded so disappointed. Naofumi decided to return to the throne room and saw a girl he never met before pointing at him.

"HE'S THE ONE!" Malty said in "tears".

"Wait do you mean you want to join my party or-" Naofumi was about to say but then Malty said something.

"HE RAPED ME!" The red haired princess said while "sobbing".

"The fuck? I never met you before!" Naofumi said looking frustrated.

"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!" Malty said in "despair".

"No seriously, I never even met or heard of you before you did that," Naofumi said.

"HE'S LYING! HE'S NOTHING BUT A LIAR!" Malty said.

Everyone was believing that bitch.

"Yeah it means he's evil!" Random Noble Guy 1 said.

"Screw you, Shield Hero!" Random Noble Guy 2 said.

"Are you freakin kidding me?! What proof do you have of me being near you at all?!" Naofumi said.

"I'M THE PRINCESS, THEY'RE MY SERVANTS!" Malty said with accusation.

"WHAT SERVANTS?! WERE THE THEY EVEN THERE AT ALL OR SOMETHING?!" Naofumi said as he looks pissed beyond belief.

"What she means is that we listen to our princess, not to the Shield Loser," Random Noble Guy 2 said.

"BUT WHY?!" Naofumi said as he was trying to find out what is even happening.

"We obey the princess!" Random Noble Guy 3 said.

Naofumi was just astounded with everything happening.

"Are you fucked up in your heads?!" The Hero of the Shield said.

"He's fucked in the head! HE RAPED ME!" Malty said in accusation.

"You know what? Fuck this! I'm not staying here!" Naofumi said.

As people were getting ready to grab him, he started leaving. The last he saw of Malty was that bitch making a taunting gesture while pulling on her eyelid that only he noticed.

"Fuck you, Bitch!" Naofumi said while flipping her off as he left.

A/N: Yeah I think I am into Rising of the Shield Hero, so I decided to do an abridged because I want to do some funny stuff that shall happen. With Malty still being such a BITCH even in an abridged because there is no point with making a parody of her at all, aside from exaggerating the situation into the absurd.