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"Wait a minute! Are you his slave?!" Motoyasu asked.

"Why do you care?" Naofumi asked as he was busy eating the REALLY good pizza with Raphtalia.

"You don't deserve her. That's why!" Motoyasu said as he glared at him. "I should have that slave!"

"No, she's not yours! I bought her myself!" Naofumi said.

"I'm his! So go away!" Raphtalia said as she made a "go away" motion.

"I challenge you to a duel!" Motoyasu said.

"Nah, I don't want to," Naofumi said. "Can you see I like my pizza?"

"No one cares about your pizza, bird's nest for hair," Motoyasu said.

"OH NOW IT'S ON, ASSHOLE! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY HAIR!" Naofumi shouted in anger.

"Get 'em Master Naofumi," Raphtalia said with a fist in the air.

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-SpongeBob Narrator: One Microsecond Later-

King Aultcray and Malty were watching the upcoming duel, cheering on the one with the spear while not liking the one with the shield who was booed by just about everyone watching.

"Let's just get this over with...so I can make you look stupid for what you said about my hair!" Naofumi shouted.

"You fool! Your shield can't do Jack Shit against me-" Motoyasu couldn't finish his sentence as Naofumi then threw balloons at him. "Oh my god it hurts! The pain, get 'em off me!"

Then Naofumi just threw more at Motoyasu.

"Shield Prison!" He trapped Motoyasu in a sphere of shields as the balloons began to chew on Motoyasu. "Now apologise for saying my hair is a bird's nest!"

"Never!" Motoyasu said. "I refuse!"

"Then you'll be stuck there forever!" Naofumi said but then Malty used wing magic and sent a gust of wind that blew Naofumi away, all while laughing and saying "PSYCHE, YOU LOSE!". This distracted Naofumi and allowed Motoyasu to break through the shields.

"Chaos stab!" Motoyasu said as he made his spear become multiple spears as he broke through the shield and also killed the balloons. "Lightning spear!"

Then Naofumi was zapped by Motoyasu's beam of electricity.

"Oh what the fuck?! Are you some rip off of Ornstein or something?!" Naofumi said as he was then bonked on the head by Motoyasu as he was pissed off by the turn of events.

"Also, Air Strike Javelin!" Motoyasu said as he summoned a glowing spear that was sent to Naofumi who got hit.

The fight ended as Naofumi was in no clear condition to fight back because he was caught off guard thanks to Malty being a bitch and blatantly cheating in such a blatant manner that Raphtalia can see it.

"I saw that!" Raphtalia said. "Cheater!"

She huffed while pouting.

"Fuck you, wretched beast," Malty said.

"That bitch fucking cheated!" Naofumi said.

"Oh by the way, Myne Sophia, who is part of The Spear Hero's party, is actually my daughter Malty S Melromarc, a princess! So your claims fall short because you are an idiot for thinking my daughter could do such things," Aultcray said despite the fact Malty did so RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. "As if raping her wasn't enough."

Raphtalia didn't want to deal with that shit, but she was going to have her slave seal removed.

'Why the fuck is this world so mean to me? What did I deserve to get this?!' Naofumi thought as he hated that bitch. So much so that, as he was thinking of brutally chocking her to death to having her get raped in the worst way possible, he felt like he could burst.

As Naofumi was getting pissed, he was slowly but surely unlocking his cursed series for his shield, which he didn't realize about.

"Uh...why is he…" Motoyasu said as flames started to appear albeit looking purple and black. "Why does he have an upgrade we don't have?"

Cursed series Unlocked!

Then Raphtalia got her slave crest removed.

"Huh…oh…" Raphtalia said.

"Now you are free to do anything you want!" Motoyasu said.

And she did want to do something…which was slap Motoyasu.

"Jerk!" Raphtalia said.

"Ow!" Motoyasu said as he was surprised how the slap hurt him.

"You bitch why would you-" Malty said as she got close to Raphtalia, but got slapped by the girl.

"Why would you hit my fri-" Lesty said as she was also slapped by the Demi-human.

"What's going o-" Itsuki said as he decided to get down there to the arena, only to get slapped by Raphtalia too.

"Oi, why would you do-" Mauld said as he was about to hit Raphtalia but got slapped.

"Did something ha-" Ren was about to see what was happening, and got slapped.

"Guards stop her!" Aultcray said as he was getting tired of this stuff.

"Hey will you st-" Guard 1 said as he got slapped.

"Yeah will you stop th-" Guard 2 said as he also got slapped.

"How dare yo-" Guard 3 got slapped as well.

"Will you stop doing th-" Guard 4 similarly got slapped.

This slapping inevitably got Naofumi's attention and actually dragged him out of his rage state caused to the cursed series.

"Huh?" Naofumi said as he saw Raphtalia slapping the guards coming to arrest her and even saw her double slap two guards at once. "Did I miss something? What is going on over here?"

He was so confused that he was brought out of cursed series to see what was happening as the slapping continued as more people tried to stop her and just got slapped.

Surprisingly it was effective as people couldn't do crap to her while she slapped them.

"That's my girl!" Naofumi said as he was clearly loving this. In fact Naofumi was even laughing too.

Then Alutcray decided to go down there to stop this madness

"That's eno-" Aultcray said as he then got slapped as well.

Everyone was holding their face after being slapped. Except the ones on Naofumi's side and Naofumi himself, who didn't get slapped. Instead they actually REALLY liked what was happening.

"You know? I find the slapping very satisfying. I'm glad I came here to see this…" Ake said.

"I know, right?" Erhard said as he was present too, to see the show.

While all this was occurring, a gap has been opened up and a hand came out with a camera recording what is happening. It had been there for a while and no one noticed.

On the other side of the gap…There was lots of giggling from that side of the gap as they watched.

You may be wondering who is beyond the gap. So let us have a look…

"Yeah I agree, narrator. Now let me reveal myself," a mysterious person said.

Then you might as well introduce yourself.

"What is up readers?!" The lady in purple said. "I'm Yukari Yakumo! And these are my friends of the club I have created. Allow us to introduce ourselves! Smile, the readers are here!"

"Hello," Yuyuko Saigyouji said. "I'm her best friend. I love food."

"The Name's Milly Ashford!" The leader of teh Student of Council from Ashford Academy was present. "And I am glad I did NOT invite Nina."

"Sup y'all, the name's Tewi Inaba," Tewi said. "I make the traps!"

"what's up. sans the skeleton here. you may be wondering what i am able to do…well i don't because that's a ton of a work…a skele-ton," Sans said.

BA-DUM *KSH*

"WHY HELLO THERE, EVERYBODY!" Mettaton said. "I AM METTATON, I AM THIS SHOW'S HOST!"

"Yep that's everybody. We're enjoying the show, right now," Yukari said.

Eventually Raphtalia was done slapping the ENTIRE room. Except those on Naofumi's side, who brought the popcorn for the slapping show.

"I rate this a 10/10…" Naofumi said.

"Yay!" Raphtalia said as she was so happy as everyone was groaning in pain.

A/N: Yep, so we got the fight between Motoyasu and Naofumi. Also yes I know that Naofumi and Josuke's voice actor died…but you know who also died? Technoblade! He was literally a legend in the Minecraftscape and he died! So I say it sucks. Those two dudes dying SUCKS badly!