Me: 'Scuse me but if ya'll are lookin' for a chicken refinery this is the wrong shindig.

Ali: But if ya'll are lookin' for a hot sex monologue… this is still the wrong shindig!

Me: If ya'll are lookin' for a totally awesome story, you've moseyed on to the right place.

Ali: Ma'am, do we got to be talkin' like this forever?

Me: Nah, just 'till ya do yer job.

Ali: Misses Cassie don't own Big Time Rush, only the plot and those yonder O/C's.

Ashley's POV

I climbed into the car while Carlos tied the canoe to the top of the car. I texted Angie -How's it going on your date?- Hmm, no answer. I dialed her number and it rung three times, then went to voicemail. Weird.

Carlos sat in the driver's seat and turned on the car. He held my right hand and put his left hand on the wheel. "What's wrong?"

"Angie's not answering."

"Well maybe she didn't hear it ring. If you want we can just go to our apartment and hang out there."

"Okay."

He pulled out of the long dirt drive that led to the lake. We listened to the radio until one of his songs came on. He slammed his hand on the power button.

"Fucking hate you."

"What?"

He glanced at me. "No no no, not you! Gustavo. He's an asshole."

I stared out the window at the lights passing by. My eyes began to get heavy. "Carlos?"

He squeezed my hand. "Yeah baby?"

I sighed. "I'm gonna sleep for a minute okay? Wake me up when we get there."

"Sweet dreams Ashie-baby."

Evangeline's POV

I ran my fingers through my hair trying to smooth it out and searched through the dark for my shirt. "Kendall! I can't see a thing and I needed to be in my apartment an hour ago!"

Something hit my face and smelled just like him. I slipped on the shirt. Kind of big but at least I wasn't walking around in my bra and a mini skirt.

"Angie, where are my pants?"

"I have no freaking idea!" I felt around for denim. "Here." I tossed it to him.

I heard what sound like him putting them on. I saw a figure standing above me holding their hand towards me. I took his hand and we run towards the Palmwoods entrance.

"Angie, the doors are locked."

In the dim moonlight I got a good look at him. He had on his jeans but no shirt. Damn he's fine. His hair was really messed up and pointing in different directions.

"Let's check the pool doors."

We took off toward the pool and he ran ahead. I heard him yanking on the doors.

"I got one!"

I sigh in relief. I heard his breath catch.

"Angie, did you hear that?"

I squinted my green eyes to attempt to see through the dark. "Hear what?"

A hand took mine and pulled me into the lobby. "Ow!"

He slammed the door shut. "The bushes….never mind."

We walked hand in hand to the elevator and up to his apartment. He opened the door and one the couch was Carlos and Ashley on the couch. Ashley was stretched out with her head in Carlos's lap.

Ashley's POV

I heard the door open and lifted my head up and saw Angie and Kendall. Angie in her former white mini skirt that now had grass stains and…Kendall's shirt? Kendall in jeans and completely shirtless. Both of their hair was super messed up.

Carlos waved like nothing was strange. "Did you guys enjoy yourselves?"

Kendall smiled mischievously and took his hand from Angie's wrapping it around her waist. "Hell yeah."

I stood up and stretched. "Well now I have to steal her for our sleepover."

Carlos stood up too and wrapped his arm around my waist. "Do you have to?"

I moved his arm away. "I'll see you tomorrow."

I walked up to Angie and she kissed Kendall. "Bye Kendy-boy."

I rolled my eyes and yanked her out of the apartment. She glared at me while I dragged her to the apartment. I opened the door and Angie picked up a piece of paper on the kitchen table.

"She's at her boyfriend's. We have the place to ourselves."

"Hey Angie, I might've accidentally gone for a swim…in these clothes."

Angie stared at me in horror. "You what?"

I held my hands up in defense and protection. "It was an accident!"

"How do you accidentally go for a swim in a $960 pair of designer jeans?"

"Who the hell pays $960 for a pair of freaking jeans?"

"My cousin! Oh my god she's going to be fucking pissed!"

I ran into Angie's room and changed into my clothes and laid the jeans on her bed. I walked back out and was carrying three tins into the living room. She set them on the coffee table and revealed the contents. In one was chocolate, peanuts and….carrots?

"Why carrots?"

She shrugged. "They taste good."

She ran into her room and ran out still wearing Kendall's shirt and a pair of gym shorts. She plopped onto the couch.

"So I have an idea."

I sat on the opposite side. "What?"

"When the pants are dry we just put them back. If she tries to wear them and they fall apart we can just act like we don't have any idea what's going on."

I clapped. "Congratulations! The Nobel Prize Award goes to Evangeline Callait!"

She took a handful of carrots. "Whatever."

She turned on a movie. "Marley and me!"

She raised her eyebrows. "You're odd."

"I know. So what did you and Kendall do?"

Kendall's POV

I pulled off my jeans and changed my boxers. Damn tonight was hot. I mean Jo was okay in bed but Angie, damn! I collapsed on the bed and Logan sat up and looked over at me.

"Dude! Put on some fucking pants!"

I rolled my eyes. "Logan, chill out. I always sleep in boxers, you do too."

"How was your date?"

"Best ever."

"You didn't…"

"Hell yeah!"

"You've known her for a day, not even!"

"You ever heard of this thing? It's called living!"

I heard him sigh. "She's at least on the pill, right?"

"I think so."

"Good, we don't need another teenage pregnancy, one of the Jennifers was bad enough."

I pulled the blankets over me and turned my back towards him. I think she is anyways. My mind went to earlier when I heard someone, or something, in the bushes. I saw a face, a familiar face. It'd looked kind of like Ashley, like Logan, like their… Fuck! It was him!

If you didn't get that little hint you'll get it in the next chapter. Now which one am I talking about? May as well be both. Sorry, still kind of in a southern state of mind, a lot like Darius Rucker! Wow, I'm suck a redneck. Anyways please review!