Vlad here. I know I know its been forever and a day, but life came at me like a fing hurricane (which i so wished we had) and it took me a long time to find time to write. BUT here it is. So I shall write more at the very bottom.

Love and Daggers,

Rain and Sunshine

Chapter Five

Greetings Damn It,

I apologize for this extremely late entry, and for the inconvenience of your rather stupid name. You see, I can't ever remember the password for things, and when I was trying to set you up like that idiot Anissina told me to do, I must admit that I became flustered and cursed (Then I discovered that she did one thing right and made you fire proof), and then you accepted that as your password and your name. Ah well, at least I can curse at someone that won't yell or bite my beautiful head off. (You don't think that's "gay" of me to say do you? That insolent Vlad keeps calling me that whenever I try defending my beauty. Amy starts to snicker but then beats the stuffing out of her. She must understand what my beauty means to me. Having pride in one's appearance doesn't make you homosexual, does it?)

Ah, I haven't explained in depth whom Miss Vlad and Miss Amy are yet have I? Well, it's a terribly suspicious story if I must say. I was training my soldiers, (when I mean training, I mean by making them run 6 miles without stopping. They are becoming rather flabby) whenever Murata runs off from the Great One's temple to the forest, disappearing from view. I didn't think anything of this; despite being the "Great Sage" he's more like the "Greatest Idiot Alive," so I thought he was off taking care of his bathroom needs behind the trees, or perhaps he pinned a vulgar human female clad in nothing but a brassiere and panties to a tree and humped the life out of it. It really wouldn't have surprised me if he did.

Anyhow, I decided that whatever was going on with him wasn't anything worth my interest and that my men were going to be occupied for a while, so I entered the castle in search of my dearest beloved,Yuri. We hadn't spoken in private about our upcoming wedding for a long time, and it has me concerned that he may be changing his mind, so I walk up the stairs to see his royal ass.

Yes, Damn it, I do adore him, but he gets on my nerves sometimes. I mean, he rarely has anything to do with me anymore, and when I, in his terms, "get the hint," and begin to pull away from him, he quickly snatches me up again with that charming smile of his and his eyes, those damn soulful eyes plead with me to stay. But I'm forgetting myself. This entry is not about the King, my not-so-loving fiancé; it's about Amy and the cursed one.

I open the office doors and there Yuri is in all his glory. (Wolfram so fails at changing the topic.) He was sitting in his desk bagging his head against the wood in frustration, and as that is going on Gunter watches with utmost fascination, as if he could imagine other things applying to my Yuri's banging noises. How can anyone think such repulsive thoughts of their King, my fiancé for that matter? I stride over to Yuri and hold his head in both of my hands to prevent damage to his brain (which I wonder if he even has one on some occasions) and to prevent future damage to Gunter's ass. "What the hell are you doing Yuri!" I yell at him. I swear that in some other life he had epilepsy or some sort of seizure problem.

Yuri snaps his head back from my hands. I must admit that this stung a bit, but I quickly covered the hurt that surely must have shown on my face with a stern look. He must never know how he affects me.

He stares at me with those disarming eyes and mutters, "Gwendal is going to drown me in this work load. Ugh! Anyways, what can I help you with, Wolfram?"

Call me pathetic, (and if you do I will find a way to make you burnable) but just hearing him say my name sends a warm thrill through my veins. I had to keep myself from smirking whenever I addressed Gunter. "Get the hell out of here."

"Ah," he moans trying to sound seductive and failing, "No, it hurts my poor heart to be parted from Heika. Please let me stay! I promise that I won't even listen to whatever you have to say!"

I simply glared at him and threatened him that if he loves that mop of a head of his that he better scamper off to the hole he came from, which he wisely did, sobbing. Yuri looks at me with those warm, yet chilling eyes reproachfully and growls, "I do not appreciate it when you tell people to leave whenever they are trying to help me with something."

I raise an eyebrow at that. "Would you prefer me to go back and let Gunter attempt to sexually assault you again?"

Yuri's eyes go round and he scoots as far as he can back into his seat. "Wha- NOO! No! No! No! What I meant was that you can't be bossing people around whenever it's my job."

I roll my eyes and lean against the desk. "Yeah, and let me say that besides being fair and just and all that crap, you suck."

Yuri growls that adorable growl of his and crosses his arms across his chest and defends himself, "No I don't! I just don't threaten everyone with a ball of burning hatred like you do, Wolfram." I internally wince at that. I know exactly what he is referring to, the panting soldiers finishing their fifth mile, and I wish to secure my argument against him, but what would be the use? Every time I tell him that the reason I train them so harshly is to ensure that they survive on the battle field and return safely, he turns away from me and mutters something about getting tired of me. It's not like I just get pissed and tell them to go drown in a lake… ok, so I do get over emotional occasionally and take my anger out on them. None of them have ever perished in combat so I've done my job to sheer perfection. What else does he want from me, besides ovaries? "Again, what do you want, Wolfram?"

My mouth went dry and I have to compose myself before I answer. "I-I wanted to discuss our upcoming wedding. We have so many details to decide on, and I've chosen a date."

"Wolfram," Yuri takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and my heart stops beating, "I've been wanting to tell you that…WAIT WHAT!" His eyes fly open in shock and he scoots so far back into his seat that he falls back. As he picks himself up he stutters, "Y-you've chose a date? Already?"

"Well, of course I did. You were taking forever to make one yourself."

"Whe-when is it?"

I smile as I said, "Next month, on a Friday."

He was quiet for a long moment while he stared at my face, his beautiful eyes bulging out of their sockets. I smirked, knowing that I finally rendered him speechless and felt a strange surge of pleasure (Gosh you guys are perverted) at that small accomplishment. And that's when it went to hell.

A soldier came in and announced that my presence was needed to handle a couple of humans who crossed over and was attacking my troops. As I ran out of the room, I couldn't help but hear a sigh of relief from Yuri as I made my leave.

My heart broke, again, at his obvious disgust of me. It seems that it doesn't matter how many changes I make in myself, nor how, ugh, feminine I try to make myself appear, he is repulsed by me. My soul ached with that all too familiar pain as I ran down to saddle my horse and ride down to the battle scene, where I had the bad fortune to meet Miss Amy and..the other thing.

I arrive there and the first thing I see is Avron moping and moaning in the back holding his hand, and I picture a grisly group of oversized men whipping around some sort of knife they use instead of swords and prepare myself for at least a fight that would warm my muscles. To say the least, I was sorely disappointed.

Instead of a group of human men, there were two teenage human girls holding MY men's swords. I could see that they were blonde and brunette, the blonde being the shortest and the brunette being the tallest. The blonde seemed to be dazed for some reason I couldn't see and the tall girl had a cut over her brow and I felt a surge of anger as the thought of my men harming two young ladies crossed my mind. (Little did I know how wrong I was) She seemed to be analyzing the situation and, at the same time, stand in front of the blonde protectively. "What the hell are you doing!" I yell at my men. I run my fingers through my hair frustrated and climbed down off my horse. It would appear like I would have to handle the situation in my own way. Out of nowhere I hear my name being screamed out by a high pitched voice. Before I could I even turn around, that crazy blonde human tackled me to the ground while moaning my name. She was squeezing me so tight that I couldn't help but try to whisper, "Help?"

Anyways, I'm going to skip a couple of parts. You don't mind do you? Wait, I really don't give a damn if you did, Damn It. Strange introductions followed soon after the sexual harassment and Conrad came along, whenever he should have been protecting Yuri, and gave the gift of our language to Vla-thing. It was very strange after he did so cause he couldn't stop staring at her afterwards. I'm not complaining since this gets him away from Yuri, but he's been acting this way ever since. Whatever, it's not like I care of what is progressing between Conrart and that thing, although I wish he had better taste.

I'm gonna skip to the strangest parts of that day's events because this diary entry is getting to damn long! My hand is starting to cramp… whatever. So we saved Yuri from Gunter (the bastard tried raping my fiancé again! Yuri never learns) and ran away from the frenzied maids, and then we listened to the most ridiculous story in this universe's history! Apparently Ms. Amy and Vlad were sent from a completely other world by no other than our kingdom's guardian, Shinou! Unfortunately, that's not the unbelievable part; Amy and Vlad are some sort of breed that is similar to our Demon blood. Ha! I completely doubt that. Well, I can sort of believe it when it comes to Ms. Reeves strangely enough. She does appear to have a certain grace about herself that only my race has in our blood while Vlad (Dear Shinou I hate that name) is klutzy, scattered-minded, and stubborn. Well, Ms. Reeves is also random, but Vlad is worse. Waaaaaaaaaaaay worse. I mean, all she has to do is follow Murata around like the lost puppy dog that she is and do whatever he says (I must admit I do feel slightly sympathetic towards it whenever I consider the thought of obeying Murata. *shudders*). But no. She has to make everything so damn complicated! For instance, yesterday when I was drilling the soldiers that are under my command Vlad walks past us to go to Shinou's shrine. Instead of minding her own business, she stands there and watches for half an hour. Annoyed, I asked her what she wanted and in return she replied, "You to get off your lazy ass and tell your men to stop running. I swear this is the tenth mile I've seen them run since I woke up this morning."

I do not understand how she- I'm sorry, it can talk to me with such disrespect. Indignant, I retorted, "How dare you insult me! I can do whatever I want with my men, mind you, and they're the ones who are lazy. Look at them," I point over to the huffing soldiers who finished their final mile. I could feel my blood rising as one of the soldiers bent down to catch his breath. Have I taught them nothing? Arrgh! They are NOT suppose to show weakness, even during training! Anyways, she rolls her eyes at me and asks quiet impatiently, "Whatever. Have you seen Amy anywhere?"

Heh, like I was going to answer her truthfully after her impertinence. "Why would you ask me? I suppose she may be with Gunter learning how to be a real lady of court. You know, you should really take a leaf out of her book," I could feel the smirk curling up onto my lips as I saw her green eyes narrow. "Who knows? Perhaps you may get someone to like you."

I think I may have struck a nerve, for she looked like she was going to aim a punch for my face, but then I saw hurt cross her face and she merely walked off to Shinou's shrine. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I do feel slightly guilty about offending her, but Damnit she started it! ARGH! So infuriating.

Well, onto a different topic. Heh, truthfully I've been giving Miss Reeves etiquette lessons, and Shinou knows she needs them. She's hyperactive, gets off topic so easily, and she NEVER STOPS HUGGING ME! To make matters worse, nearly everytime she (in her terms) glomps me, Yuri walk past and gives me this glare. It sends my heart soaring in a way, just knowing that he's jealous, but I don't wish for him to think that I have some sort of relationship forming with her. Anyways, I believe that it would be quiet effective if I use Yuri's jealousy to get him to finally cooperate with me. Unfortunately, that does involve me to…ugh… flirt with Miss Amy, but she won't take it to heart right? Oh Damnit, maybe them coming here wasn't such a horrible occurrence after all… with the exclusion of Vlad of course.

Back onto the topic, Amy is very bright for a human, or whatever she is. She certainly has the qualities of a very honorable woman (Amy: Oh how wrong you are sweetie) and is a very fast learner, except when it comes to dancing. Oh. My. God. Gunter and I tried to teach her how to dance two days back and that was a complete failure. All we were trying to do was to teach her how to do a simple ball room two step (I'm completely bsing this, so excuse me if I get this wrong. XD) and she started doing something completely repulsive! She was swinging her hips, grabbing my hands and started to swing me around while singing something that goes along the lines of, "Maybe I like it…" Yeah, very strange, but (and I can't believe I'm saying this) it was fun in its own way. She laughed and smiled at my awkward movements in a very soft way that touched something deep inside of me… *sighs* Why can't Yuri look at me like that?

(Blot mark here) DAMN IT! There she is barging in again without knocking. I have to go. Ugh! Oh shit. She brought along Conrad. I HATE HER! (Blot mark there)

With Love,

Wolfram Von Beilifield.

Vlad here! So, Ive decided that every fifth chapter with be a diary entry of someone in the story. Pretty neat huh? Anywhos, Let me get down on both knees and beg for forgiveness. I know its been awhile. I hope you all like it, and Please review this dang story. EVeryone who reviewed kept my spirits up and pushed me to write. Even if you want to flame it, whatever. REVIEW THE STORY!

Ah and Amy says hi.