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TEEN FORTRESS 1
CHAPTER SEX: BIG PARTY BLOWOUT
It was the mite of Karoline's big party for the seiner's an I was gain there with Prow. All Teen Fortress 2 was there waif there dates that were: Heavy an NASA, Solder an Jenny Wisely, Inkier an his robot girl, Damian an Gauzy, Murdock took his mom begs hes a nerd, an Sniper took a striper he found named Loise Bombards. Kitty was there to Wit a boy koala named Bunt. Loise started to strip an we all went "GO GO GOG!" Sexpot the girls bucks they were jelly of her Danzig an bombards.
"Glad you guys cold make it!" Pralines an Gabe said while Duncan. Prow an I went to get some drinks from the punk table. "What wold you like drink PA?" I asked to her with sprawl pet nicknamer that made her blush. "Ill have some water begs IMF the designed driver." Her smartly an careful made me lover her more than ever an maybe TNT wold be the Nile if you no what I meen...
We drank some drunks but smock honed from the back place were some jerks was Donn drudges an beer it was relay gross. "Hey this is a all ages party stop Somalian you drugged!" I yelled loud at them but they pedant listen. Then sermon came in the room it was... PRINCIPAL GLADOS!
"OMEGA! WHY IS PENILE LOIN DRUGS AN STRIP IN MY HOSE?" She was reel mad an paunched a table to make drugs an beer get all over her. Then... she started lolling an got high! "Oh YWHA lets party Lola!" She said an cranked up the beer. "Mom whats honed to you?" Carline got scarred licking on her feces an tried to stop Propel GLaDOS devour she did southing dam an stupid.
"Scot look!" Prosy helled an I turned head round an saw the drug jun-keys stanched up an tucked there cloths of an I saw they Santo humans they was... ATLAS AN P-BOY!1 (But I decant no that was there name bucks I daunt met them before). "Hey b***** we gonna shot you!" P-Boy angered an staked out a guns. "How robots this is bad goos!" Adman cried "Goo cold done this?" A man came lulling out from the bushes it was... CAVE CANON!
"You pedant invite me so now me an are friends are creasing it Lola." Cave boated an then he roadhouse kicked Adman in the man place an his balls exploded an got yucky gross all over me an Prow but Prow defiant care bergs she had a soot. Radioman got real quite, then sacrum "AARRRRRRRGUGUGUGGUGHHHHHHHHHH!" So Lowe he brocade all the windows. Carolann was made at Cave Jonson for crooning her party. "Get out now Cube you g****** f***** b******!1!1!" We all o-mouthed at Caroline Spain cusses but Cave kipped lolling.
"Also I met a fiends of yurt Scout called... Dur bros!" I o=mouthed at Cave, my bros was Heep? Then a Massey guy wiz angry mustache came in. "I AM GOD THE BOON HUMANER AN DUR BROS SUMMONED ME TO KILL YOU SCOWS1!11/" It was... DOG THE BUNT HUMANER! He had Mona those chanced's from God OFF War an a mushing gun an stuff an he was loin to kill me!
"DONUT WORRY SCOOT I GUT DUR BACK!" Heavy rosined an started hooting NASA at Dog but Dog gabbed Principal GLaDOS so the bullets went in her an made her like holy an swish cheese. "!1121!" Carling screeched an Gabe try hold her but she kicked way an ran to dead mom body. "Mom you was to Jung an had even quite smacking how will I live now?" She Creed all over the place an Dog and Cave lolled an Dog got Teddy to shoot a gain but I was super mad at the kill of my friends mom so I darked out Marrissa an charged an batted Dogs head of an it flew far an the blood got all on Cave an Atlas an [-Body so they banned off.
The Principia was kill an the party was rand an my bros was back for recoinage cold things get any worse?
TO BE CONTINUED!
NEXT CHAPTER THERES A SPRAWL REAPPEARANCE BY A SATAN SOMEONE WINK WINK!