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Chapter 11: Day of Shrunken Madness
"Ohhh."
"Uncool…."
"Ahhh."
"I need aspirin…"
"It really, really hurts…."
Daylight shone into Soul's room as he and his four shrunken buddies lay on the floor of a cardboard box house. After Blair had set them there, the group had been too worn to move and had collapsed on the floor to sleep. Soul had collapsed, face down, with his arm across Maka's middle and Tsubaki had lain horizontal across a vertical Black Star's torso. Chrona had collapsed in between the two groups, leaving her to lie alone. Everyone moaned and stretched painfully.
"I, the godly Black Star, declare that I will never sleep without a mattress ever again!"
"Shut up Black Star, I have a wound in my back from a freaking nail and I slept on that!" protested Maka.
"You okay? It didn't bleed again or anything, right?" Soul asked.
"Ohh, wow, it's so weird to be tiny," Tsubaki sighed.
"And it's ungodly!"
"Shut up!" screamed Maka.
Soul laughed as Maka sat up and everyone struggled to their feet. Suddenly, Blair poked in.
"Hey everyone! I'm picking something up for breakfast and was wondering if you guys wanted out of that stuffy box," Blair called.
"Um, not yet. We'll make that trip when breakfast gets here," Maka replied.
"Okay."
Blair left as the group continued working the kinks from their bodies. After they were all satisfied, Soul and Black Star turned while the girls changed clothes, all three using Maka's current stash of clothes.
"I'm still so small," Maka grumbled.
"Oh Maka, they'll come," Tsubaki laughed.
"I don't even…oh wait, there they are…Maka, I think they're smaller than yours…."
"Chrona!"
"Ack!"
"Oh crap!"
"Whee!"
The girls' yelps and laughs caused Soul and Black Star to blush and sink deeper into a hole of embarrassment. When allowed, the boys turned around and Soul blushed at the sight of Maka, Black Star blushed too, and Chrona just walked off to elsewhere. Maka was in a little pink lounge dress, perfect for wandering around the house. Tsubaki took to a short pair of shorts and a blue tank top while Chrona just ended up in a sundress colored in red.
"What are we supposed to do now? Randomly dance like shrunken morons?" inquired Maka.
"No way, that's uncool," Soul grunted.
"And so ungodly!"
"Okay, then what do you guys propose we do?" asked Tsubaki.
"We could write poetry…I think?" Chrona murmured.
Everyone stared at her blankly, as if she had spoken Latin.
"No way! We all read your poetry and ended up in the emo corner for hours!" cried Black Star.
"Black Star!" bellowed Soul, Maka, and Tsubaki.
Chrona whimpered and Maka groaned before giving her friend a careful hug.
"Chrona, don't cry. Black Star, I'll murder you!"
"Oh shut up small boobs!"
"Uncalled for!" protested Maka and, surprisingly, Soul.
"So what? I'm the godly Black Star!"
"I don't care who you are! You should not have said something like that to Chrona!"
"She's right Black Star," sighed Tsubaki.
Black Star huffed, rolled his eyes, and growled out a 'Whatever.' Soul muttered something unintelligible and walked over to give Maka a loving hug. Chrona calmed down and the group was soon all staring at one another.
"Seriously, now what?" Tsubaki asked.
"I say we escape this box and go on a godly exploration!" cheered Black Star.
"No way! We'll fall and get hurt like Maka almost did because of me!" protested Soul.
"Huh?" Tsubaki and Chrona inquired.
"Soul…" Maka sighed.
Soul sighed, "We are not getting out until Blair takes us out. End of story."
Black Star pouted, "Fine. Let's play a game."
"Hide and seek?" Tsubaki offered.
"If we play that, we are getting out of this box!" demanded Black Star.
Everyone looked at Soul, who eyed Maka and sighed heavily.
"Fine. But Maka, don't climb down until I get down there. Okay?"
"Soul, you know it wasn't your-!"
Soul glared, "Leave it Maka."
With that, he sighed heavily again and walked out of the box, followed by the others as he began climbing on down, using the drawers of the desk. Soon enough everyone, including Maka, was down safely on the floor.
"Dang!" the group yelped in unison, "This is insane!"
The room looked much like a very gigantic dollhouse at this point, to the point where pretty much everything was something to be climbed on. Once everyone was ready, the godly Black Star elected himself as finder, so everyone went to hide. After counting to ten, barely anyway, Black Star opened his eyes and scanned the room. He found Chrona first, since the girl had gone with her comfort zone and simply curled up in a corner, visible no less.
"Yahoo! I, the godly Black Star, have found one! Watch out my underlings, I'm out to find you all!"
Meanwhile, deep in the pits of a very unorganized area beneath a large piece of furniture, Soul and Maka both hid, both in the same corner.
"It's so dusty! That dust bunny is huge," whispered Maka.
"I know…" groaned Soul.
"It may as well be a kishin with our size right now."
"Yeah, next thing you know, it's going to eat us."
"Shut up Soul."
"Why should I?"
"Cause I asked."
"Asked? I think it was more commanded."
"Soul-!"
He silenced her with his lips as he spotted the small shadow looming near the small opening that led out from under the huge dresser. The thing is, neither let go after the shadow passed. And with this began the French kissing…
"Damn! I, the godly Black Star, refuse to admit defeat!"
"Th…then why are you saying that…?" inquired Chrona.
"Silence pink haired boyish girl follower!"
"Um…b…but..."
"Silence! I, the godly Black Star, must be able to focus!"
Chrona sighed and eyed the dresser…or was it a freaking monster? After all, it had like eight tongues sticking out with lumpy and colorful objects slipping out….so, maybe? She wasn't sure, but she could have sworn that she had heard a soft and happy sigh…
"But Black Star-!"
"Silence yourself!"
"But-!"
"No!"
"But-!"
"Your butt is for waste, not my godliness!"
"Th….that's-!"
"I, the godly Black Star, command you to shut up and make yourself useful!"
"I'm-!"
"No excuses!"
Chrona sighed droopily and followed behind Black Star, but then decided to go under Soul's bed. All of a sudden, hands clapped over her mouth and yanked her over behind the bedpost.
"Ah-!"
"Calm Chrona, it's me."
"Ohh…Tsubaki. Y…you scared me."
"Yes, sorry. Just didn't want my spot given away."
"Okay…"
A look around under the bed revealed many resident and growing dust bunnies, lost change, some…strange object that was very lumpy and foreign….and a strange item covered in green fuzz. And was that one thing a stone? What about that strange and skinny rubber cylinder with bumps inside….? Is that last year's homework over there? Seriously, what the hell is that greenish yellow thing? There's a gigantic red comb….looks like a jail for a couple of rough-housing dust bunnies up in that corner like that.
"What kind of housekeeper is Soul anyway?" stammered Chrona.
"A terrible one…" whispered Tsubaki.
"Hah, I the godly Black Star found you Tsubaki! And Chrona twice now! I am the god!"
Tsubaki facepalmed as she and Chrona crawled out from under the bed.
"Soul-l-l-l-l-l-l, Maka-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, come out wherever you are and bask in my godliness!"
The two were happily leaning upon one another, fully clothed but of course, with their stomachs full of jittery yet excited butterflies. Chrona sighed and walked over to that dresser.
"Soul, Maka, I know you two are under here. Come out."
Maka sighed and led Soul out, accepting the defeat. Black Star stared wide-eyed while Tsubaki laughed heavily.
"What the hell!"
Soul and Maka burst into laughter as Blair opened the door again, carrying a couple different bags. One was Death City Waffles and the other was….the toy store?
"Where are Tsubaki, Black Star and Chrona?" Blair chirped, kneeling down.
The three walked over to her and placed themselves in her hand, after which Soul and Maka watched her run out of the room with them. The two stared at one another worriedly.
"This might be weird."
"You think?" asked Soul.
Soul and Maka ran to the door and listened out.
"Ahhh!" shrieked Tsubaki.
"I…I…I…help me!" screamed Chrona.
"I, the godliest one in the sky, shall never wear that ever!" bellowed Black Star.
Soul groaned and Maka giggled.
"This is not going to be good…" Soul whispered
"But it may be funny," Maka chirped.
"I look like a…a….a….oh, I can't even say it!" wailed Tsubaki
"I can't handle this!" cried Chrona.
"I, the godly Black Star, hate you!"
All Soul and Maka could do was laugh as Blair presented them to the pair. Tsubaki's outfit…well let's just say Black Star was the one with the bloody nose. Chrona was dressed in the same fashion and Black Star wore a skintight white suit.
"Ohh mercy…" moaned Soul, turning away.
"You said it…I'm not hungry anymore…" groaned Maka.
Although, somehow someway, all five were sitting on the table eating eggs, sausage, and giant Lord Death shaped waffles. Although Tsubaki and Chrona desperately limited any movements they had to make…while Soul and Maka limited their eyesight of all three.