"Ah, morning in Muskoka," Chris began, "The birds chirping, the loons calling, the majestic gentle sounds of beautiful northern Ontario." He popped up wearing a party hat. "Welcome to the most dramatic, thrilling episode yet! It's been a long time at Camp Wawanakwa and Total Drama Island is about to come to an end. Today, two campers remain. By sundown, only one will be left standing. That camper will go home with a case with one million dollars. Who will it be? Brooding, montane alternative artist Gwen? Or the serious germaphobic wimp Dave? Go grab a snack. Have a pee if you have to. Sit your butt down and get ready for the dramatic final conclusion of Total...Drama...Island!"
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"Welcome back," Chris narrated. "We asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going into the final round."
Confessional: Dave
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually had a pretty good time." The scene flashed back to Dave and Destiny dressed up like zombies, him and Sky sharing their first kiss, and him besting Shawn in the aerial challenge.
Confessional: Gwen
"What was it like being here?" The scene flashed back to Gwen getting splashed by water, her getting knocked out by Destiny, her getting her underwear exposed, and getting hit by a dodgeball. "It sucked, that's what."
Confessional: Chef
"You think it's easy cooking for fifty-nine ungrateful teenagers? Man, I've had better jobs in prison."
Confessional: Dave
"But I sure didn't enjoy the food." The scene flashed back to the Juggy Chunks, Shawn's quiche, the beef 'meatballs' and Luna's leech gumbo.
Confessional: Chef
"Owen and Phoebe were the only appreciative ones here. Slaving all day at a hot stove."
Confessional: Gwen
"The food was DISGUSTING!" The scene flashed back to Gwen's food moving, her drinking fruit punch out of the toilet, Lightning's grub dish and the jellyfish pizza.
Confessional: Chef
"'Less rat droppings.' Does this look like a five-star restaurant to you?!"
Confessional: Dave
"I'm surprised that I've met such kind..." A flashback of Sky was shown. "Loyal..." A flashback of Destiny was shown. "Brave..." A flashback of Mike was shown. "Generous..." A flashback of Dawn was shown. "And all-around nice people. But of course, you have those bad apples." A picture of Heather, Shawn, Scott, Alejandro and Scarlett was shown.
Confessional: Gwen
"The people here sucked." The scene flashed back to the contestants, starting with Heather. "They were nothing but a bunch of backstabbing..." A flashback of Echo was shown. "Manipulative..." A flashback of Alejandro was shown. "Two-timing..." A flashback of Justin, Dakota and Topher was shown. "Fame-hungry..." A flashback of Lindsay and Max was shown. "Dim-witted..." A flashback of Izzy and Luna was shown. "Certifiably insane..." A flashback of Harold, Beth and Leonard was shown. "Really weird..." A flashback of Duncan and Scarlett was shown. "Psychotic..." A flashback of Ezekiel, Sugar, Austin and Scott was shown. "Redneck..." A flashback of Eva and Jo was shown. "Overbearing..." A flashback of Amy and Samey was shown. "Toxic..." A flashback of Courtney, Ella, Phoebe and Dawn was shown. "Goody-goody..." A flashback of Mike and Helga was shown. "Rageaholic..." A flashback of Noah and Greg was shown. "Know-it-all..." A flashback of Geoff and Destiny was shown. "Party-obsessed jerks!" She blew the hair out of her eyes. "I was lucky enough to meet some people who were actually sane." The scene flashed back to her hugging Bridgette, her smiling at Cody during the canoeing challenge, her and Leshawna giggling in the cabins, and her and Dave cheering when they won the last challenge.
Confessional: Dave
"The one thing I'll be remembered for?" The scene flashed back to Dave panicking over coming out of the toilet, him complaining about the mud, and him panicking over the grease on him. "My great personality." A drop of mud fell on his arm. "AGH! Get it off!"
Confessional: Gwen
"What will I be remembered for?" The scene flashed back to Gwen slapping Mike on the cheek during the cave challenge, her imitating a choking motion when she was paired up with Lindsay and her tearing Chris's contract up and dumping it in the lake. "My great personality. Okay, I'm done." She put her hand over the lens.
End Confessionals
Soon, Chris, Dave and Gwen were standing at a starting line with two bleachers behind them. "Now it's time to welcome the fifty-five campers who did not make it to the finals." Every loser except for Scarlett and Echo walked up and sat in the bleachers. Gwen blushed a bit when Trent passed her. "Hey, Dave," Sky waved to him. "Best of luck." Dave just waved back before gulping with worry. "Would everyone who's walked the Dock of Shame and left camp via Boat of Losers, Hurl of Shame or Cannon of Shame kindly take a seat in the Peanut Gallery of Failure?" Chris told them. "The side you choose should represent who would you like to cheer on to victory in today's final competition." Leshawna, Eva, Trent, Cody, Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Ella, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Lindsay, Sol, Bridgette, DJ, Lindsay, Rodney, Helga, Amy, Samey, Jasmine and Shawn were on Gwen's side while Ezekiel, Noah, Staci, Tyler, Geoff, Lightning, Jo, Brick, Dakota, Sam, Duncan, Courtney, Greg, Destiny, Beardo, Leonard, Sugar, Austin, Phoebe Tyler, Scott, Beth, Izzy, Luna, Max, Anne-Maria, Alejandro, Owen, Harold, Sierra, Topher, Sky and Heather were on Dave's side. "Nice rug," Gwen told Heather as she saw the wig on her head.
"Oh, bite me," Heather snapped back. Izzy tried to fiddle with it. "Stop touching my hair, Crazy Girl!" Heather scolded as she slapped her hand away.
Confessional: Heather
"Gwen is going down. How do I know?" The scene flashed back to Heather knocking on the door of the cabin and placing a letter and cupcake on the porch before running off. Gwen opened the door and saw the letter and cupcake. "Good luck today," she read, "Love, Trent." She smiled.
"It's amazing how easy it is to tamper with baked goods." She held up a bar of laxative chocolate. "Fast-acting for strong, reliable relief! Sucker!"
Confessional: Scott
"I ain't rooting for that Dave guy. I figured out that he, Sky, Fairy Princess and Party Dude managed to turf me with that mutated shark. So, I made sure that sap will lose today." The scene flashed back to Scott snickering as he placed a cupcake and a letter on the porch. He knocked on the door before running off. Dave opened the door and saw the cupcake and letter. "To the man of my dreams," he read, "Love, Sky. The words 'dream' and 'love' are misspelled."
"Hope he enjoys that cupcake. I made it with a touch of Mawmaw's goat butter and some of this." He held up a bar of laxative chocolate. "He'll be running to the bathroom faster than Owen runs towards an open box of donuts!" He snickered.
End Confessionals
Dave and Gwen noticed Heather and Scott's cheerful looks. "Why are they smiling like that?" Gwen wondered.
"They must be happy that you made it to the finale," Ella replied.
"You can't think a negative thought about anyone, can you?" Mike told her as he scratched the bandages on his skin.
"Don't scratch that," Zoey warned him as she slapped his hand away. "It'll only make it worse."
"Oh, my," Ella gasped. "What happened to you?"
"Your dare is what happened to me," Mike pointed out. "That stupid suit of armor burned my skin!"
"It did?" Ella wondered, confused. "But Sugar told me you loved silver things." Mike shot a glare at Sugar. "You couldn't touch that stuff?" she asked innocently. "I didn't know that." She laughed until Dakota punched her out of her seat. "Thank you, Dakota," Mike breathed out.
"Sure thing," Dakota shrugged.
Confessional: Dakota
"Sugar's, like, the rudest of the rude! I know I've tried to hog the spotlight a bit, but at least I didn't try to bully anyone to get it."
End Confessional
"Gwen, Dave," Chris told them, "This is your chance to tell the Peanut Gallery of Failure what you would do with the money if you won, and why you deserve it."
"Well, I guess I'm pretty proud of getting this far," Gwen started. "I mean, maybe if I can survive here, the rest of high school won't be so bad." She noticed Max laughing. "That may be true," he declared, "But not even you are a match for TRUE EVIL such as-" Anne-Maria sprayed some hairspray at him, making him cough and fall over. "We ain't hearing that," she told him. "Go, Pasty, with your, uh, thing."
"Well, I'm always good for my word," Gwen continued, "And I did promise to split my million with Dave, but that would still leave me a ton of cash. I guess I'd go traveling and then to university to study art history."
"Whoo, that's it!" Leshawna cheered. "Girl's got some goals!"
"Very cool," Trent told her.
"Sorry, teammate," Brick told Dave as he and Phoebe joined Gwen's bench, "But I have to side with Gwen on this one. No hard feelings."
"I get it," Dave shrugged.
"Wow, that's really sweet," Chris told Gwen. "Boring, but sweet. Dave?"
"Honestly, I never imagined making it this far in the competition," Dave admitted. "And while I did find some people very troublesome, I'm talking to you, Shawn," Shawn just blew a raspberry at him. "Some of the people I thought were annoying were actually pretty good friends."
"That's swiller, Davey!" Destiny cheered.
"Did he just call Desi-?" Greg began to ask.
"Best to drop it for now," Beardo advised him.
"As for my plans for the money, there's this French and Indian restaurant back home that my mom and I used to visit, and it's been in rough shape the past year. I was hoping to use some of my winnings to keep it from going out of business. But if there's any money leftover, I think I'll plan a big shindig for everyone here." Everyone in Dave's bench cheered. Katie, Sadie, Justin, DJ, Lindsay and Amy nodded before joining Dave's side. "Davey!" Heather cheered. "Whoo! Whoo! Davey!" She blew a raspberry at Gwen. "Don't stress about it," Sol told Gwen. "At least everyone else here aren't sellouts!"
"Yeah," Gwen replied, "Nice."
"All right," Chris began, "It's time for the final challenge: the Rejected Olympic Relay Race. Each of the three parts was pitched to the committee but sadly rejected as an Olympic sport. First, each of you has to put on one of these." He tossed Gwen a chicken hat and Dave a cow hat. "I think it's clear why this event wasn't accepted," Gwen told Chris.
"Dressed as a cow and a chicken," Chris continued, "Run to the first location and shimmy up the pole to retrieve your flag. If you don't have the flag, don't bother coming down off that pole."
"That'll be tricky for Dave," Sam commented. "He lacks upper-body strength."
"Yeah," Greg agreed, "He only knocked out Helga due to her getting..." He noticed Helga's glare as Rodney put a hand on her shoulder. "I mean, pure chance," Greg finished with a stammer.
"Next," Chris continued, "You'll cross a 300-meter balance beam suspended across a massive gorge while carrying an eagle's egg."
"Why would you disturb an eagle by taking her egg?" Dawn asked in disbelief.
"Don't panic, Dawn," Dave assured her. "We'll be careful."
"Is that all?" Owen confidently asked Chris.
"No," Chris replied, "Below, your friends the rare but real man-eating freshwater sharks. And possibly Fang."
"You had to ask," Gwen and Dave scolded to Owen.
"The final leg of the race is a long-distance run, returning to the finish line here. First camper to arrive wins."
"Good luck, Dave," Gwen told him as they put their hats on. "If I had to lose to anyone here, it'd be you."
"Thanks," Dave replied. "I hope you lose to me, too."
"You go, Dave!" Sky encouraged.
"Yeah!" Geoff cheered. "We wanna party!"
"You'll get one!" Dave happily replied. "WHOO!" Everyone on Dave's side cheered. "You know they'll get a party anyway," Cameron pointed out to Mike. "Gwen promised to split the money with him."
"Don't pop their bubble," Mike shrugged. "Honestly, I'm happy with either of them winning."
"Go, Gwen!" Leshawna cheered. "Kick his butt, girl!"
"You can do it, Gwen," Trent encouraged.
"Come on, Eva," Samey nudged her.
"I don't cheer," Eva bluntly told her.
"Come on, Gwen," Trent cheered. "You got this!"
"On your marks," Chris announced, "Get set...go!" Gwen and Dave began to run. Trent started to run by Gwen's side while Sky and Destiny started to run on Dave's side. "Yay, Davey!" Destiny cheered. "Come on, Davey! RUN!" Dave began to run faster.
Confessional: Dave
"Destiny may be one of my closest friends, but she can scare me a little."
End Confessional
"If I ignore you," Gwen told Trent, "Will you go away?"
"Not likely," Trent replied. Soon, they reached the flagpole. Gwen started to climb it but made little progress. "You know," she told Trent, "Just because you're rooting for me doesn't mean I like you."
"I thought you were over what happened last time," Trent told her. "It wasn't entirely my fault. I just...I couldn't control myself."
"I said I was over it. I didn't say I would go out with you anymore." Gwen slipped down the pole. "Why is my flagpole so slippery?" she wondered. Over by the sidelines, Heather winked as she held up a stick of butter. "Well, if you're going to stand there annoying me," Gwen told Trent, "Make yourself useful." Trent removed his shirt and wiped the flagpole while Gwen stared at him. "Yo!" Leshawna shouted at her. "Let's go, girl! You don't have time for daydreaming!"
"That's better," Gwen said to Trent as she started to climb. "Thanks." Meanwhile, Dave was struggling to climb his flagpole as he kept sliding down. "Come on," Sky encouraged as she tried to push him up, to no avail. "Huh?" she wondered as she felt the pole. "Hey, this thing's been greased!"
"Oh, really?" Scott wondered as he hid his oil-covered hands behind his back.
"Out of the way!" Greg shouted as he and Destiny ran up. "Coming through! Don't worry, Dave. We'll get you up there." He took Destiny's guitar and hit Dave, sending him flying into the air. "Whoops, too far," Greg realized. Dave screamed as he fell back down before catching the top of the flagpole. "Am I still alive?" he squeaked out as he clung onto the pole.
"Sorry about that," Greg told him.
"Wow," Sam said to Greg, "How did you managed to get the strength to do that?"
"Curling."
"I've got the flag!" Dave shouted. "Um, how do I get down?"
"Slide like a fireman, dude," Geoff advised him. Dave began to slide down, squeaking and wincing in pain as he did so. "Ow," he moaned once he reached the bottom.
"Davey conquered Mount Pole!" Destiny cheered.
"Great job," Heather told Dave, "But Weird Goth Girl is getting ahead. Get into gear now, Dave. Now!"
"Have a cow, why don't you?" Greg told her. He noticed Destiny sneaking off. "Where are you going?" he asked her.
"Planning a surcret for tonight!" Destiny shouted back before running off.
Confessional: Greg
"I'm not entirely sure what Desi has planned, but all I know is that when she comes up with something, she'll stick to it."
End Confessional
"Okay, Lucas," Chris told a muscular boy with tan skin, blue pants, a black top with 'Blue Chaos' on it, and a blue-and-white mask. "It might be a bit weird testing something on the last episode, but the intern scheduled to do this is currently in the hospital. All you have to do is test out this leg to make sure it's moderately safe."
"That's what you said with the turtles," Lucas commented. He nervously began to cross the plank until he slipped and fell down with the sharks. "Eres hombre muerto, Chris!" Lucas cursed.
"That seems safe enough," Chris calmly said. Lacey managed to pull the battered Lucas out of the water and onto shore. "That man needs to be taught a lesson," Lucas breathed out as he coughed up some water.
"Then you might wanna hear what I have to say," Destiny giggled as she walked over.
"You don't have to follow me the whole time, you know," Gwen pointed out to Trent as they ran.
"I don't have anything better to do," Trent replied.
"Why don't you go cheer for Dave. I know you wanna go to his party."
"Yeah, and I'm thinking of bringing you. Hey, check it out." Trent pointed to the second leg of the race. The duo stared at the gorge. "Too bad I can't just fly you to the other side," Trent sighed. "I'll meet you on the other side, okay?"
"Right," Gwen snapped back, "Like you care."
"I do care," Trent answered as he hovered near her. "It doesn't look too bad." He gave her a thumbs-up before flying to the other side. Gwen looked down into the gorge. "I'm going to die now," she gulped. "I'm going to totally die now!"
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"Ugh!" Valerie complained as she wiped the bathroom floor. "Why am I stuck with this crummy work?! This job is for peasants, not for stars such as myself!"
"I know," a girl with tan skin, a gray beanie over short dark hair, a T-shirt with a graffiti symbol on it under a gray vest, dark shorts and dark sneakers agreed. "Not about the peasant part, though."
"Chris made us work harder after what that rat Bryan did," Nikki said.
"Too bad what happened to that handsome devil," Valerie commented. "If I could see his black heart again..."
"Ew," Helen scoffed. "How can anyone fall for someone so vile?"
"She's a bit of a brat," Nikki answered, "And that is that."
"Speaking of brats, girls," Destiny interrupted as she popped her head in the bathrooms, "Do you wanna help me pull a...prank on Chris?"
"Sounds fun," Helen answered. "Valerie, Nikki, Sarah?"
"You can count on me," Sarah answered.
"After that weasel tricked me into working here," Valerie declared, "I want payback!"
"Make him atone for his sins!" Nikki declared. "Destiny, count this group in!"
"Swiller!" Destiny cheered. "I'll rally the others!" Back at the gorge, Gwen was watching the sharks swim in the water. Trent waved to her as she took an egg. "Okay," Chris narrated, "Gwen has her eagle's egg and is starting the second challenge."
"What are the eggs for?" Trent asked
"Oh, you'll see," Chef ominously answered.
"Listen closely, Dave," Heather told him, "I really want you to have this party more than anything in the world. Now, I'm helping you as much as I can but you've gotta lock it up! Got it?"
"I'm not paying attention to your lies," Dave scolded as he cradled the egg. "Right now, I'm more focused on making sure this egg doesn't get harmed in any way."
Confessional: Dave
"I think it's clear to me that the nicer a girl is, the more vicious they are when they're upset. I've already saw what Destiny's capable of, so I don't wanna imagine what Dawn would be like."
End Confessional
Soon, Dave started to cross the gorge. "You got this, dude!" Owen cheered. "You can- ALEXANDER THE FREAKING GREAT, THAT'S A DEEP GORGE!" The sharks chomped as they leapt out of the water. Dave gasped but managed to hang onto his balance. However, Gwen started to wobble. Everyone stared in horror, save for Heather. "That's it," Trent assured Gwen. "Get your balance back and stay calm."
"Oh, no!" Owen panicked. "Hang on, guys. You can do it! Just don't fall into the shark-infested water!"
"Not helping!" Dave and Gwen shouted.
"Sorry!" Gwen managed to get her balance back. "They're still alive?" Scott wondered as he walked over.
"When is that stupid cupcake going to kick in?" Heather muttered. As Gwen and Dave walked across, they heard some sharp cries. "What's that?!" Dave shouted. Some eagles began flying above. "Angry eagle parents?" Chris told Duncan and Courtney.
"Oh, snap!" Duncan replied as he high-fived Chris. "That is messed up!"
"What, you mean you like watching this?" Courtney scolded. "They could die."
"Oh, mellow your yellow, babe. This is awesome TV."
Confessional: Courtney
"Duncan is so immature. What is it about almost dying and bodily functions that guys love?"
End Confessional
"Why would I want to watch Gwen and Dave risk their lives?" Courtney asked Duncan.
"This is life at its most raw," Duncan replied. "Check out Elvis and the Vampire Bride over there." Trent and Sky were watching on with worry." One misstep, and their loved ones are shark bait. Now that would make for an interesting song."
Confessional: Courtney
"Then again, danger is kinda hot."
End Confessional
Courtney suddenly kissed Duncan on the lips. "You're still not my type," she breathed out after pulling back.
"You make me sick," Duncan replied before the duo kissed again. The eagles circled around them. "What now?!" Dave yelled out.
"Step on it!" Gwen shouted back. The two walked faster. Meanwhile, Luna was dragging Justin and Anne-Maria over as Sol joined them. "Upset eagle parents," she noted, "How FUN!"
"Get your mitts off of me!" Anne-Maria barked at her as she tried to pull away from Luna's grasp. "And get this stupid towel off of me!" Another eagle flew by Gwen and Dave. "We need to do something," Sky told Trent. "But what?"
"I have an idea," Trent replied. He quickly changed into a buzzard and flew up to the eagles. "A buzzard," Dave noted as he looked up at Trent fighting with the eagles. "Out of all the birds, he picked a grimy, carcass-eating buzzard."
"Dave!" Sky shouted, catching him off-guard and making him wobble. "You can do it! You're the most awesome guy I've ever met! In fact, I think I love-"
"Not that I don't appreciate the support," Dave cut in, "But I can't deal with distractions right now!"
"Then you'll really enjoy this FUN!" Luna shouted. She yanked off Anne-Maria's towel and Justin's shirt, revealing Anne-Maria in her bikini and Justin with his abs exposed. A pink fragrant aura surrounded the duo and entranced Gwen and Dave. "Wow!" Gwen exclaimed.
"Such beauty," Dave breathed out. "No words." One of the eagles froze in place, letting Trent knock it away. Even the sharks were stunned. "What's going on?" Sky wondered.
"That smell..." Sol realized. "That's
"Aphrodisiac," Luna calmly finished. "Just apply it on your skin like a lotion and let them enjoy their FUN with lust! Yay!" Sky and Sol nervously looked at the stunned Gwen and Dave. "Hey!" Sol shouted to them as Sky covered Justin and Anne-Maria with her wings. "Ignore Man Candy and Suncooked over here and keep walking." Gwen was the first to snap out of her trance and continued to walk, followed by Dave. Gwen placed her egg in the basket first. "Is that all you've got?" she told Luna. She noticed Trent falling and crashing into the ground. "What happened to you?"
"Keeping the eagles busy," Sol answered as she pushed her ahead. "Now get going!"
"You're no FUN at all," Luna pouted. Gwen walked ahead with Trent following behind her. "Easy," Dave breathed out as he gently sat the egg down into the nest. "There."
"Good work," Sky told him, "But you need to hurry if you want to catch up to Gwen. Don't worry. I'll meet you at the finish line." She quickly flew off.
Dean; Carly; Paul; Ethan; Anthony; Lara, now cosplaying as Sheik from The Legend of Zelda; and a boy with black hair tied in a ponytail, pale-green eyes, red sneakers, black shorts, and a white tank top with a red X on it were struggling to close a huge cage door while all the mutated animals tried to push back. They managed to close and lock the cage door. "Who knew mutants could be such a pain to control?" Dean panted.
"Says the guy with six arms and crow wings on his back," Paul pointed out.
"It's not like he chose to become a freak," the boy with the tank top said.
"Dean's not a freak, Alan!" Carly scolded.
"At least not as freaky as Moby Dick," Anthony put in.
"Watch it, pirate," Dean scolded. "Or I'll-" He was cut off by a sharp whistle. Everyone turned to see Destiny standing behind them. "Enough arguing," she scolded to them.
"You are absolutely right, dear maiden," Ethan squeaked out as he inched away from her.
"For the love of Hyrule," Lara told him, "The knight is scared of her."
"Can ye blame the landlubber?" Anthony replied. "She be feistier than any squid I've tangled with."
"You did shoot cannonballs at me and my pals," Destiny pointed. "But since Chris told you to do it, I'm not holding a grudge. Hey, nice Sheik attire, Lara."
"Thanks," Lara happily replied. "So, what brings you here? Shouldn't you be cheering on the finalists?"
"Well, I was planning a surcret for this evening, and I was hoping you guys can help me out. I've already rallied the other interns, but I need all hands on deck. You in?"
"After helping me and Carly hook up," Dean said, "I guess we owe you one."
"What are you even planning?" Alan asked her. Destiny pulled everyone into a huddle and whispered something to them, making them all grin. "I like the sound of that!" Paul chuckled. "Consider us on board!"
"Then everyone meet at the campfire tonight," Destiny told them, "And on my cue, we'll give Chris what for!"
Confessional: Destiny
"This is perfect! I can't wait for tonight! But first, I have to make sure Davey wins. Hmm, I have an idea, but I need Greggy and Be-ar-do's help with it."
End Confessional
"Glad you didn't die back there," Trent told Gwen as they ran.
"Gee, thanks," Gwen blandly replied. "Oh, I almost forgot. Thanks for the cupcake."
"What cupcake?"
"The one you left for me."
"I didn't leave you a cupcake. Was it good?"
"I don't know. I didn't get a chance to eat it." Dave kept running, though he was getting tired. He noticed Owen holding his hands over his butt. "Quick!" Owen shouted. "Where's the bathroom out here?!" He ran towards the outhouse confessional. "Owen!" Chris warned him. "No! Not in the confession can!" Most of Dave's supporters could only stare in horror as Owen used the bathroom. "What's going on here?" Heather asked Chris.
"Owen's suffering from those laced cupcakes you sent us," Dave told her. The scene flashed back to Gwen and Dave holding their cupcakes. "Morning, finalists!" Owen greeted as he walked up to them. He noticed the cupcakes in their hands. "Those are some really good cupcakes you've got there," he gushed. "It's all chocolatey...and gooey...May I ave a piece?"
"Um..." Gwen began. Before she could say anything else, Dave swiped it from her hand. "Knock yourself out, big guy," he told Owen as he tossed both cupcakes into his mouth.
"You must've gave Gwen that laced cupcake," Dave accused Heather, "And judging by that forged letter, I'm guessing the culprit behind my laced cupcake is either Sugar or Scott."
"Hey!" Scott complained. "How'd you know it was me?"
"One, you're the only villain who could've misspelled 'love', and two, you just confessed to doing it."
"Worry about Scott later!" Geoff told Dave. "Get running so we can get partying!" Dave continued to run, though he was falling behind.
"So just to clarify," Trent wondered, "You're not mad at me anymore?"
"No," Gwen answered.
"But you don't trust me, either."
"Right again."
"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
"Um...nope. Nothing comes to mind." Trent noticed a boulder and picked it up as he ran. "What are you doing?" Gwen asked him.
"Proving my feelings for you," Trent groaned in response.
"By carrying a boulder?"
"It's not easy, you know. A guy would really have to be in love to do this, don't you think?"
"Or just really stupid."
"I get straight A's."
"Well, I think you're nuts." Gwen smiled at Trent as she continued to run.
Back at the finish line, Sky was watching the race through a pair of binoculars. "Oh, no!" she gasped as she saw Gwen and Trent running ahead, with a tired Dave behind them. "Gwen's up ahead!"
"Our party is in jeopardy!" Lindsay exclaimed.
"Dudes, we have to do something!" Geoff exclaimed.
"Wait, I have a plan," Izzy cut in. "Has anyone seen a really big electric fan around here?"
"Sure," Chris answered. "Got one in my trailer."
"You do?" Beardo wondered.
"Do you think I get this windblown look naturally?"
"Get it and a plate of brownies and meet me back here," Izzy ordered. "Run!" She and Lindsay ran off. Greg noticed Destiny had sat down next to him and Beardo. "Where have you been?" he asked her.
"Getting the surcret ready," Destiny giggled. She noticed Izzy returning with a plate of brownies and Lindsay returning with a huge electric fan. "Now!" Izzy shouted. Lindsay turned the fan on, but because she was holding it backwards, it blew at the campers and blew Heather's wig off. "AHH!" Heather screamed as she felt her bald head. "My wig! Can't you freaks do anything right?!"
"Ooh, that's it!" Leshawna decided. "I've had just about enough of that girl!" She stormed over to Heather as she was grabbing her wig. She carried her towards the confessional and tossed her inside. Leshawna closed the door and put a stick on the door to keep it shut. "Let me out of here!" Heather shouted as she slammed on the door.
"You're trying to get Davey here with brownies?" Destiny asked Izzy. "That may work with Owen, but not Davey. His biggest sin is lust, not gluttony."
"No kidding," Greg agreed. "It's-" He gasped in realization. "That's it! Desi, you genius!"
"Still a girl, Greggy."
"Phonics aside, how quickly can you and Beardo grab an amplifier and microphone?"
"Faster than a flying Warnado! Let's go!" Meanwhile, Gwen was getting a little tired as she continued to run. "You're gonna kill yourself, you know," she pointed out to Trent as he continued to lug the boulder in his hands.
"I'm not giving up on you," Trent declared.
"I can still win this," Dave panted, "But man, does it hurt!" Everyone else was waiting at the finish line. "Ooh!" Leshawna squealed as she noticed Gwen coming closer. The other Gwen supporters lit up as they saw her. "There they are," Chris narrated as the finalists came closer. "Two real competitors, and if I may say, truly personifying the spirit of the Reject Olympics." Dave slowed down, followed by Trent. "How's it going?" Trent asked him.
"What do you think?" Dave panted. "At least you're doing better. I think you're getting to her. Oh, so tired." He fell to his knees, and Trent soon collapsed. Dave still managed to crawl ahead while Trent rolled his boulder ahead.
"Yeah!" Leshawna cheered. "All right!"
"You go, Gwen!" Zoey cheered. Most of Dave's supporters stayed silent. "Come on, Dave," Sky moaned. "If you win this race, I'd totally kiss you!"
"Say that again?" Greg asked as he held up a microphone.
"If you win the race, I'd totally kiss you."
"We got it! Desi, Beardo!" Destiny and Beardo were plugging up some amplifiers. "Let's blast this beautiful beat, Be-ar-do!" Destiny declared. Beardo pressed a button, and the amplifiers replayed Sky's words. "If you win this race, I'd totally kiss you!" Dave managed to hear this. "Sky?" he gasped. "You...and me...we would...really?!" He suddenly got a burst of energy. "MOVE!" he shouted as he rocketed past Gwen, knocking her over. Gwen's supporters stared in shock while Dave's supporters began to cheer. Sky, Greg, Destiny and Beardo smiled until Dave crashed into them as he crossed the finish line. Gwen could only hang her head in defeat. "You won!" Sky exclaimed to Dave as she hugged him. "You won!"
"Uh, what about the 'I'd totally kiss you' thing?" he wondered. Sky gave Dave a kiss on the lips, which he returned.
Confessional: Heather
She had her nose plugged as she heard cheering from outside. "What happened? Who won? Hello!" She gagged at the smell in the confessional.
End Confessional
"I won!" Dave exclaimed. "I actually won! WHOO-HOO!"
"You okay?" Trent asked Gwen.
"Yeah," Gwen replied, "Just remind me never to get between Dave and Sky again." Dave and Sky shared a hug. "So that's that," Gwen sighed. "Dave won."
"Look at it this way," Trent shrugged as he stood up, "It's going to be one heck of a party." He helped Gwen to her feet and started to walk off, but Gwen held him back. "Aren't you forgetting something?" she asked him. Trent just smiled before grabbing Gwen. "Put me down!" she playfully told him as she hit her fists on his back.
"Say you'll go out with me," Trent told her as he flew a few feet above the ground. "Come on, say it!"
"Okay, okay, I'll go out with you!" Trent set her down as they landed. "Yeah?" he asked her.
"Yeah," Gwen replied. "Maybe a picnic by the cemetary? It's pretty romantic."
"Sounds wicked."
"Aw, you." The duo shared a laugh as they held hands.
"You guys are going out?" Destiny asked them as she, Sky and Beardo carried Dave over their heads. "Swiller! That means they're coming to your party together, Davey!"
"The more, the merrier," Dave chuckled.
"Yeah! Welcome in the one-million-dollar-inaire! WHOO!" Later that night, everyone was sitting or standing at the campfire ceremony. "You really stink," Eva told Heather.
"Here we are," Chris announced, "At the last bonfire EVER! After over eight brutal weeks, it is my pleasure to announce the winner of Total Drama Island: Dave!" Everyone but Heather cheered for him as Dave took the case with the million. "Congrats, Dave!" Owen told him. "This is just..."
"Awesome?" everyone else finished.
"Like the big guy said," Dave laughed. "Party next week, guys!" Everyone cheered for him. "Aren't you a bit bummed?" Trent asked Gwen.
"I guess," Gwen shrugged, "But hey, I came second out of fifty-nine. That's pretty good, right?"
"Dave," Chris continued as he held up a marshmallow, "At this time, I give you the ultimate symbol of survival: the final marshmallow."
"Who cares about a marshmallow?" Dave shrugged as he tossed it into Owen's mouth. "I have a million bucks!"
"And every villain here got their comeuppance," Mike added.
"Not everyone," Destiny argued. "Chris did a lot of bawful things, so why should he leave unscathed?"
"Just what are you going to do?" Chris challenged.
"Oh, we're not gonna do anything." Destiny gave a sharp whistle, and all of the interns surrounded Chris. "Your interns will." Paul, Dean and Lucas were soon carrying Chris down the Dock of Shame as everyone else watched on. "No, no, guys," Chris protested, "My hair! Dudes!"
"One," the boys counted, "Two...three!" They tossed Chris off the Dock of Shame, making him splash into the water. Everyone cheered as Chris spat out some water. "I've been wanting to do that all summer!" Chef declared. "How'd you like that, pretty boy?"
"Oh, Chef..." Lacey sing-songed as she, Valerie, Helen, Lucas and Lara surrounded him, making him get a worried look.
"You're next, dude!" Helen exclaimed.
"Vuelve aqui!" Lucas shouted as he and the other interns chased Chef.
"Oh, come on," Gwen nudged to Heather, "You've got to be a little bit happy to see him get dunked."
"No," Heather said. "Yeah. A bit."
"You still stink, though." The interns continued to chase Chef as the scene faded.
And there we have it! Dave is the official winner of Total Drama Island: With My Unique Plot! While I love both of the finalists, I felt better giving the win to Dave than to Gwen. Besides, Gwen winning would be similar to the alternate canon episode.
All of the interns; Lucas, Lacey, Valerie, Nikki, Helen, Sarah, Paul, Ethan, Carly, Dean, Anthony, Alan and Lara; are all OCs created by LaCuevademisgustos.
I'll go ahead and list the elimination order for all the contestants, with some detail what team they were on and when and possibly how they got booted.
60) Ezekiel (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Not So Happy Campers, Part Two)
59) Eva (Killer Bass, Eliminated in The Big Sleep)
58) Noah (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Dodgebrawl)
57) Staci (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Totem-ly Toxic!)
56) Justin (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Not Quite Famous)
55) Dakota (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Truth Or Mutant Shark)
54) B (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Ice Ice Baby!)
53/52) Katie (Screaming Gophers, switched to Killer Bass, Eliminated in The Sucky Outdoors)/Sadie (Killer Bass, Eliminated in The Sucky Outdoors)
51) Sol (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Finders Creepers)
50) Sugar (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Backstabbers Ahoy!)
49) Phoebe (Killer Bass, Eliminated in So, Uh, We Have to Build a Home?, Decided to quit)
48) Tyler (Killer Bass, Eliminated in I Love You, Grease Pig!)
47) Amy (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Twinning Isn't Everything, Was tricked into taking Samey's place)
46) Izzy (Killer Bass, switched to Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Up the Creek)
45) Leonard (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Paintball Deer Hunter)
44) Beth (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in If You Can't Take the Heat)
43) Austin (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Who Can You Trust?)
42) Echo (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Basic Straining, Was supposed to be Mike but she was arrested)
41) Beardo (Killer Bass, Eliminated in I Love You, I Love You Knots)
40) Max (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in A Mine Is A Terrible Thing To Waste)
39) Anne-Maria (Killer Bass, Eliminated in A Mine Is A Terrible Thing To Waste, Decided to quit)
38/37) Dakota (Returned to the Killer Bass in A Mine Is A Terrible Thing To Waste, Eliminated in The Treasure Island of Dr McLean)/Sam (Killer Bass, Eliminated in The Treasure Island of Dr McLean)
36) Greg (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Runaway Model)
35) Brick (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Phobia Factor)
34) Courtney (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Brunch of Disgustingness, Votes were rigged against her by Harold)
33) Harold (Killer Bass, Eliminated in X-treme Torture)
32) DJ (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Hook, Line and Screamer, Chris decided the loser)
31) Bridgette (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Hide and Be Sneaky)
30) Scott (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Eat, Puke and Be Wary)
29) Samey (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in A Blast From The Past, Amy tried to return but was eliminated with Samey to avoid any more confusion)
28) Ella (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Mo Monkeys Mo Problems, Was supposed to be Sky but she was disqualified for singing)
27/26) Sierra (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in This Is The Pits!)/Geoff (Killer Bass, Eliminated in This Is The Pits!)
25) Topher (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Three Zones and A Baby)
24) Luna (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Wawanakwa Gone Wild!)
23) Cody (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Some Sports, Singing and Secrets)
22/21) Rodney (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Camp Castaways)/Helga (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Camp Castaways)
20) Jo (Killer Bass, switched to Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Are We There, Yeti?)
19) Dawn (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Search And Do Not Destroy, Was framed for theft and disqualified)
18) Sky (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Search And Do Not Destroy)
17) Jasmine (Screaming Gophers, switched to Killer Bass, Eliminated in No Pain, No Game, The winning team chose the loser)
Merge
16) Duncan (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Hurl And Go Seek)
15) Scarlett (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Scarlett Fever, Disqualified for trying to blow up Pahkitew Island)
14) Lightning (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Scarlett Fever, Winners got to choose the loser)
13) Leshawna (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Lust, Envy and Wrath on Mount Ever-Fast, Was last to reach the finish)
12) Alejandro (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Lies and Cries For the Big Prize, Winner got to choose the loser)
11) Trent (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Trial By Tri-Arm Triathlon)
10) Cameron (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Are Brains Better Than Brawn In Battle?, Was supposed to be Heather but she used the invincibility statue)
9) Zoey (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Grand Chef Auto, Votes were rigged against her by Bryan)
8) Lindsay (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in That's Off the Chain!, Was last to reach the finish)
7) Destiny (Killer Bass, Eliminated in The Enchanted Franken-Forest, Was last to reach the finish)
6) Owen (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in Haute Camp-ture, The past contestants voted him off by accident)
5) Shawn (Killer Bass, Eliminated in Up, Up And Away in My Pitiful Balloon)
4) Mike (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in I Triple Dog Dare You!, Lost his dare)
3) Heather (Screaming Gophers, Eliminated in I Triple Dog Dare You!, Lost her dare)
2) Gwen (Screaming Gophers, Alternate Winner)
1) Dave (Killer Bass, Alternate Runner-Up)
Whew, that was a long list! Normally here, I would talk about the next chapter, but this is the finale. And honestly, this story was so much fun for me to write that I was planning to make a sequel to this. Total Drama Action: With My Unique Plot. If you're also interested in a sequel, don't be afraid to leave a review. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying thank you for seeing this story until the end and have a good day!