Banjo and Kazooie were relaxing after a long adventure beating Gruntilda at her game and enjoying the peace of the Spiral Mountain: that was until suddenly they saw a Touhou girl crash through the window while she was farting her butt off; and it was clear that this wasn't something that neither the bear or bird wanted.
"Oh you got to be kidding me." Banjo groaned while being in his bed since it was clear that he was tired. "I just got relaxed too."
"Sorry...!" The Touhou girl apologized for she revealed her gassy self to be Alice. "...but I just got my poor bum handed to me-"
"Yeah we get it." Kazooie groaned while hanging out in the backpack and flapping her wings. "Is it really a case where we have to extend this fanfiction because we just got officially rereleased on a Nintendo system for the first time in years?"
"...I genuinely don't understand what you just said." Alice admitted since she suddenly pooped herself.
Banjo and Kazooie eyed each other in disgusted confusion for they dashed out of the house with them grabbing Alice to see that the Touhou females were ripping ass all through the grassy meadow: the collectable hoarding duo said simultaneously "It was going to be a long day..."
...and a long night because a certain grunting witch was watching this go on from the top of her lair.
"So it's another round of methane for us here?" Grunty rhymed with a scoff for she grabbed her googly eyed broomstick. "I'll make such a pain in their rear!"