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"How did he get on top?" Jo asked.

"He didn't," Dean grunted.

"Uh huh, right. Come on, you can tell me. You're my gay best friend," Jo smiled sweetly.

"Oh shut up! I'm bi!" Dean snapped, like it mattered. "I was drunk. Some blonde guy talked me into drinking a few shots. Pointed out the guy and said it was a shame for that ass to go to waste and I agreed. Man, the dude had a sweet ass…"

"So how'd he get on top?" Jo persisted.

"Promised I could fuck him so hard he wouldn't be able to walk for a week if I let him top first," Dean said. "And my drunk self believed it." Jo laughed and Dean gave her a dirty look and shoved her lightly. Jo laughed harder and shoved him back.

"Your drunk self is an idiot," Jo snickered.

"Yeah, whatever. I got to get to Bobby's. I've got a shift there," Dean said.

"Alright, see you later princess," Jo teased. "Make sure you get under that car good."

"You are so lucky I'm scared of your mom," Dean threatened.

"You're scared of my mom?" Jo laughed.

"I think so," Dean said.

But hey, who could blame him? Ellen Harvelle was a scary woman.

"So your brother is the man I've been arguing with on the air?" Castiel frowned.

"Yeah," Sam nodded, still not having lost his grin. "You should come over for dinner. He'd have a freak out. You actually met before- I guess there was a coffee incident?" Blonde hair, military cut, and green eyes came to mind and wasn't that just like- oh. Ooh…

"Sam… what is your brother's name?" Castiel swallowed.

"Dean Winchester," Sam said.

"Oh. I think I fucked your brother last night," Castiel said bluntly and then he realized what he'd just said. "Oh… I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?" Sam looked pale and Castiel had the impression that Sam was about to hurl.

"No," Sam said. "Is there anything you two haven't done for fate to draw you together?"

"I don't understand," Castiel blinked.

"Well you fight over the radio about an alien-"

"Robot head,"

"Whatever- and you spill coffee on each other and now you… you know," Sam grimaced. "You keep running into each other like fate's drawn you two together. Anything you haven't done?" Castiel paused to think.

"Well I did promise him if he let me top-"

"Okay, too much information, Castiel!"

"My apologies," Castiel said. "I should take you home… and check on Balthazar. Would you mind if we stopped at his apartment? It's not that far away."

"Sure," Sam said.

Balthazar was lying in his apartment, having just kicked some one night stand out of his apartment. He stared at the ceiling, thinking of the stupid thing he had almost done. He had almost kissed Castiel- his best friend. That would not have gone over well. Sure, the sexual attraction was there, but beyond that? Balthazar wasn't made for relationships, not even for Castiel.

Thank God that the blonde gorilla had come in when he had.

A knock at his door made him groan.

"I don't care if you forgot something, I'm not getting up!" Balthazar said.

"Balthazar, it's me,"

"Me who?"

"Who else comes to your apartment?" Castiel huffed.

"Alright, I'm up, you bastard," Balthazar said, wrapping a sheet around himself so he wouldn't give Castiel a full frontal view. He opened the door and raised an eyebrow. "Alright, you, I know. I also this… tall thing isn't the gorilla you went home with." Balthazar said. Castiel rolled his eyes as he pushed past the blonde. "Did you score twice in one night, Cassie?"

"No, this is his brother," Castiel said.

"What?" Balthazar said. "Incestuous much? Didn't know you were into that. Kinky, Cas."

"I'm not," Castiel said.

"Ew," Sam looked pale.

"Ah, yes, so why are you here with the gorilla's brother?" Balthazar asked.

"Gorilla?" Castiel asked.

"Dean. Blonde overly macho gorilla," Balthazar said and Sam snorted. "Like that, do you?" Sam blushed when he saw the way Balthazar's eyes racked over his form.

"Sam is Gabriel's lawyer," Castiel informed him. Balthazar let out a bark of laughter.

"I've always wanted to do a lawyer," Balthazar said.

"Balthazar, leave Sam alone," Castiel said, shifting through Balthazar's closet.

"What are you doing?" Balthazar asked.

"Looking for my black jacket you borrowed," Castiel said.

"On the chair over there," Balthazar said. Castiel retrieved his jacket.

"We can go now," he told a confused and flustered Sam. Sam went out the door first but Castiel stopped at the doorway and turned to Balthazar. "What did you say to him?"

"See that piece of ass over there? Turned me down because you walked in. I've been after his ass for months. Shame like a piece of ass like that to go to waste, don't you think?" Balthazar asked.

"Got him buttered up with a few shots and told him you were a hot piece of ass," Balthazar said. "He agreed. Hey- why aren't you walking funny?" Castiel smirked and shut the door.

"Well, well, well, Cassie boy's all grown up. And damn, I'm hard again," Balthazar sighed, contemplating on whether the lawyer would blow him or not.

But he was Gabriel's lawyer and Gabriel didn't waste time... did he really want Gabriel's leftovers?

Balthazar made a face and decided against it.

"Is he always like that?" Sam asked.

"Usually he's worse but I think he just woke up," Castiel said. "Don't take him too seriously. He'll drive you insane. The only thing he's serious about is a good fuck."

"So, uh, did you still want to meet my brother? In a less physical way?" Sam asked when they pulled in front of the apartment he and Dean shared.

"I don't think it would be a good idea," Castiel said. "One night stands are supposed to remain that way. It was nice meeting you, Sam."

"Yeah, you too. Thanks for the ride," Sam said, getting out and shutting the door. Castiel drove away and headed to the mechanic's to finally check out the sound the car had been making that Jimmy had been bugging him to get checked out for weeks. He could call Jimmy to pick him up for work.

He pulled into Robert Singer's Salvage Yard.