Disclaimer:

Jane: Say it.

Me: No, I will not.

Elrohir: I will tell everyone in the world that you like Tanis!

Me: No, fine. I do not own Lord of the Rings. I only own Jane. Happy?

Jane: You do not own me.

Me: Yes I do! Now onto the story! Heehee.

Jane POV

Elrond left, leaving me with time to think about what he had said. I can't believe I'm here, why me out of all of the Tolkien fan girls out there why me? I hate it, Elrond is worse than my mom! And to top it off I'm a Mary-Sue! Oh the fates, why me? I am officially in the depths of despair.

I flopped down on the bed that was now all of a sudden being comfortable just to taunt me. I began to ponder on why I was sent here. Is it a punishment, what did I do wrong? Is it because I cheated all through second and third grade? Is it because I am not religious? Is that why I was sent here? Forgive me, please! I was interrupted by my thoughts by a loud knock on my door.

I jumped up, walked over and answered it; a very good-looking elf, (well they are all good looking), was at the door.

"Lady Jane, my father Elrond sent me to inform about tonight's supper. It will be in the great hall."

I remembered that they ate in the great hall after the council of the ring when- Wait Elrond is his father? I thought he only had one child and that that was Arwen.

"I did not know that Lord Elrond had a son." I asked incredulous.

"Ah, yes, well he does not talk about us much."

"Do you have a brother?"

"Yes my twin Elrohir. He thinks he is good with the ladies, but between you and I he is not very bright." He replied smiling. "I shall leave you to ready yourself."

He turned to leave. "Wait what do I wear?" I asked as he walked off. Turning around he replied,

"There is a wardrobe, right over there by the balcony in your room. It should contain some dresses for you." He smiled at me and sized me up, then frowned.

"What?" I replied.

"I just hope that they fit you, you are so short." He said, still looking my up and down, and smiling very brightly.

I bit my tongue to hold back my anger; counting to ten, I replied

"I am not short Lord Elladan, I am five foot seven." I replied forcing a smile. "Exactly! And that is what I call short." He smirked and walked away.

I stood there for a moment or two, still in shock for him calling me short. I have always been conscious about my height, and that comment, did not hurt. It just bugged me, no wonder his father does not talk about him.

I walked back into my room, thinking, He is such a jerk! He had no right to say that. I mean I am a guest; this just makes me hate this story a lot worse!

I breathed deeply and walked over to the wardrobe. It was incredibly beautiful! I mentally slapped myself. Well of course it would be, an elf probably made it. Isn't there anything that is not made by an elf? I just want to see some humans!

I looked closer at the wardrobe, it had a tree engraved into it, and it was incredibly tall. It kind of reminded me of the one that Lucy Pevensie used to get into Narnia, I wonder….

I stepped into the wardrobe hoping, just hoping. I would much rather be there than here. I closed my eyes and began humming the Narnia theme; I took a deep breath and walked in. I opened my eyes in shock all I got was a mouth full of dresses. I sighed. Better luck next time.

Someone cleared his or her throat. I yelped and fell backwards out of the wardrobe and onto my butt. I looked up. Oh no! I groaned, it was Elladan, and another elf, probably his brother. Don't they knock here? Jerks.

They looked down at me, and started laughing.

"Lady Jane I do not think that is how you put on a dress, would you like me to help you?" asked the new elf. I looked at him in fury. How dare he ask that? "Why you, you perverted jerk face!" I exclaimed. Which just made him laugh even more. They helped me up to my feet.

"Jane this is my brother Elrohir." Said Elladan indicating to his brother. "Nice to meet you! Now why didn't you knock, isn't that what knockers are for?" I asked scowling.

"I appreciate your sincere thanks." Said Elrohir rather sarcastically. "Elrohir you do not have to be so sarcastic." Elladan said giving him a death glare.

Elrohir started laughing. "Very nice deaths glare Elladan, I think Jane's shoes just ran for cover!" Elrohir replied sarcastically.

"I thought that elves were polite, and boring, and perfectly wise and, and mature! Which you are definitely not!" I replied coldly.

"There is no reason to be cold, Lady Jane. You know you enjoy my company." He replied winking. I gaped at him. Why is he trying to flirt with me? He is good looking, but well he is, um Elrohir, I guess I kind of like him, but I don't really know.

"How did Arwen survive with brothers like you?" I asked.

Elrohir instantly sobered. "I have no idea, I ask myself that all the time. You know she did receive her good looks from me."

I looked around in confusion. "Where did Elladan go? He was here a moment ago?"

I turned around, and looked in the wardrobe. "

I am right here." Elladan said while looking through my wardrobe.

He jumped out and handed me a plain blue silk dress, it was beautiful "Here this should go nicely with your red hair, and its not to long." He said.

He jumped gracefully back in and came out with another dress? I looked at the other dress. And up at him, really confused.

"Um, thank you… But I don't plan on wearing two dresses tonight." I said laughing.

"No this is an under shift, you wear it under your dress." Said Elladan blushing. I looked over at Elrohir who was looking at the under shift thoughtfully. "I suppose you could wear it on top, it would look very ni-" Elrohir didn't get time to finish for I pushed him out the door. And slammed it on him, just as he was about to protest. He is extremely annoying!

Finally, all alone, peace and quiet, I sighed, and took off shirt, I was about to take off my sports bra. When I looked over to my wardrobe realizing that I had forgotten the dresses. I froze, Elladan was standing right there. He was looking everywhere but at me, his face was as red as his tunic.

"What are you doing in here?" I squeaked. I just stripped in front of an elf! Why didn't I notice him? This is so awkward!

He looked at a loss for words and handed me some slippers and ran out the door, forgetting to shut it behind him. I was about to shut it when Elrohir with his eyes closed shut the door. I gasped when he shut it.

Elrond was outside the door, with several other elves, and a few humans, all dressed nicely. Who were all bright red, with wide eyes.

A/N: Soooo. What did you think? I never thought I would ask this. But, review please? Pretty please with sugar on top? But, no cherries I hate cherries and mangoes.

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Half of Rivendell just saw me half naked! My life is over please earth now is the time to swallow me.