After everything was ready and everypony went to bed and got up the next morning, Pinkie rolled in her party cannon. "Let's get this party started!" she shouted to the accumulated guests. Since neither had any family anywhere in the vicinity, they'd simply invited everypony in Ponyville. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna had even showed up, given that this was the wedding of one of the Element Users. Celestia was handling the speeches there. Celestia and Luna each wore dresses similar in style to the ones they'd worn at Cadence and Shining Armor's wedding.
Rarity had made a few touch-ups on Rainbow's dress indeed, she'd put a layer of an extremely light blue lace over each layer on the train. She'd made the veil's lace into the same material, lining the edge of the veil with a thin, sky blue ribbon. She'd also managed to complete brand new dresses for each of Rainbow's friends, including herself, and they each wore sky blue headbands. And against Rarity's wishes, Applejack had insisted heavily on wearing her signature cowpony hat despite her mane's up-do (Rarity had done it up in a braid like she had for the Gala that one time). Although all the bridesmaids' dresses followed the same basic pattern, the hairdos varied greatly between them. Pinkie had two badly-done side buns (because Pinkie's hair is a nightmare to do anything with), Rarity put her own hair into a high braid-bun (where you bun a braid, quite self explanatory), Twilight left her bangs done and did a low ponytail at the nape of her neck that wrapped around over her shoulders, almost hiding her silver chain necklace, Fluttershy left her hair down but curled it a little to make it wavy.
Scootaloo's dress was by far the most extravagant of them (not including Rainbow Dash's), it was a double-layered silk gown with a near-nonexistent train, trimmed with dark orange lace on the tips (no ribbons) to match her coat. She also wore a necklace of pearls. Twilight had previously said that Spike would be a good ring-bearer, since he'd done it before. She was right. But as the wedding was starting and the guests were piling in, none of this even crossed the couples' minds. Most weddings have themes, this one was all over the place. There was the traditional Ponyville wedding archway, white silk, flowers and all, but that was about it for anything coherent. It just went insane from there. There were rainbow balloons and dark blue tablecloths and golden ribbons. There was Fluttershy's bird chorus and Pinkie with a signature, Crystal Empire flugelhorn. And Rainbow couldn't be bothered with slowly, walking across the carpet and to her groom, oh, no. She had to make the carpet long enough to do a flipping sonic rainboom over to the platform. Why have flower fillies? Because Rarity insisted that every wedding must have them.
Despite the fact that neither the bride or groom had any family present, they compensated well with inviting the entirety of the Apple family, Rarity's family, Twilight's parents, brother and sister-in-law, Pinkie's family from the rock farm. Thank Celestia that Rainbow Dash had decided to make the carpet so long, otherwise there wouldn't be enough space for all the ponies who'd been invited. And so the wedding started. Birds chorused. Pinkie screamed, "FLUGELHORN!" into her flugelhorn. She knew not to do it more than once this time. Rainbow Dash sonic rainboomed across the field and landed on the platform, where Celestia started her speeches. So far, so good.
Rainbow couldn't listen to Princess Celestia's speeches as she listened purely to the voices inside her head. "This is it, Rainbow Dash, this is it," she thought, "You're gonna kiss him… in front of everypony… oh gosh…" She looked away slightly, blushing furiously. "And do you, Thunderbolt, take Rainbow Dash to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asked Celestia. "I do," said Thunderbolt, giving Rainbow a caring smile, causing her to look up again. "And do you, Rainbow Dash, take Thunderbolt to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Celestia asked, turning to Rainbow. "Well duh!" exclaimed Rainbow. "You may kiss the bride," said Celestia happily. And so it goes, and so they kissed. Now, Rainbow Dash is Rainbow Dash, so you can guess what happened next…
After the kiss, Rainbow turned to the entire audience and screamed, "BUCK YEAH! SEE THAT?! I'M MARRIED, EVERYPONY!" She threw herself into a giggle fit, Pinkie Pie joined her, falling onto the ground as her buns fell out, then Thunderbolt joined, and soon everypony there was laughing. When the giggle fit was over, Celestia smiled and sighed, "Spike? The rings?" Spike brought over a golden pillow with two rings on it. They were small and golden, very aerodynamic, good for pegasi. Celestia slid on each of the rings with her magic. "I now pronounce you… mare and colt!" exclaimed Celestia, "Pinkie Pie? I believe this is your area of expertise." "You betcha!" exclaimed Pinkie, pulling from behind her back a turntable and Vinyl Scratch with it, "Let's get this reception started!"