THE MOST UNTHINKABLE CREATURE OF ALL JOINS US!

A/N:

Me: Sorry once again for that cliffhanger, it had to be done, but you will see why. : -D

Jane: Why did you do that?

Me: I dunno.

Pippen: I'm hungry!

Merry: Me too!

Elrohir: Me three!

Me: What does that have to do with the story? Don't answer that, all right here we go. Oh yeah, I don't own Lord of the Rings, or any of the genius characters. It all belongs to Tolkien the masterful! Hey I don't even own this computer…. How sad is that?

Erestor: Yes, now do not keep your readers waiting, if they even bothered reading this, which I doubt. And, very poor punctuation might I say.

My blood ran cold win the fissure closed, I looked up at the being as it fell to the ground in a heap, it began groaning and sat up and rubbed its eyes, it jumped up and turned around confusedly. Until, I realized to my horror that a true Mary-Sue stood before my very eyes!

The Mary-Sue looked around until its eyes rested on Legolas, and she suppressed a squeal. "Oh my gawd! This is Middle Earth!" She exclaimed, happily.

"Yes, my child it is, and what is your name?" Elrond asked her already on his guard.

"Oh, that, its Tinuviel." She said in her all knowing voice. "Oh my gawd! This must be the council of the ring, oh my! You, you are Elrond, and you are Pippin, you are Merry, Sam, Frodo, Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Legolas Greenleaf." She said pointing to everyone in order, and batted her eyelashes at that last part, making me shudder. She then turned to look at me. "And who is this thing?"

I wanted to say this thing is a Maia, show some respect, and I would have if Gandalf hadn't looked at me. I bit my tongue; I should be the Maia of anger. "This is Lady Jane, and she is accompanying us on this journey, and no I do not think it would be wise if you joined us. You probably don't even now how to fight." Boromir said? Is he taking my side? She looked at him before glaring out of those violet eyes, what kind of person has violet eyes, and silver hair? I like violet eyes, but silver hair? Did she have and accident with bleach or something?

"For your information, yes I am joining this quest. And I do know how to fight." She said smiling sweetly. Before anyone could even blink Boromir was down of the ground, with Tinuviel looking over in triumph. I sighed; I can't even fight, let alone take down a guy for the count.

"You were saying-" she didn't even get that last part, her head was parted from her shoulders and rolled around on the ground, and she dissolved into a shower of sparkles. We all looked over to Glorfindel who had his sword out of his sheath, with sparkles all over it, he just looked at it. "I couldn't stand her anymore, and who of all the creatures in Arda has that for blood?" he said wiping it on a cloth before putting it back in its sheath. "Yes, but why did you kill her?" I asked. "Yes, I didn't like her but I wouldn't have killed her." I said.

Legolas looked at me "Have mercy on a Mary-Sue? They are the vile spawn of Morgoth." He glared at me. "Yes, well…. Never mind." I muttered.

How could they know what a Mary-Sue is? I decided not to ask that, I would save it for my father. "Well, where we?" My father asked.

"Oh yes, ten companions you shall be the fellowship of the ring." He said looking very proud. "You shall leave in three days." He said. With that the council all stood up and we walked out. As I left Elrond nodded to me in respect, he knows.