Laughing Gas…. 'Nough said.

A/N:

ME: You like? Sorry for the short chapter…

Jane: Elrohir why did you bring up the clothes thing?

Elrohir: Well, you are dense.

Jane: I am not!

Elrohir: 'Nough said.

Me: Okay; now you are talking like me. And that's wrong, you are an elf! Sorry I am just hungry…

Pippin: Are you a hobbit?

Merry: No, she is obviously an elf.

Me: Nope, I am human, nothing more nothing less. Go edain!

The minute I walked into my room, I dashed for my bed. I jumped on it, and sighed as I sunk into the bed, and grabbed my feather pillow and scrunched it up, and lay down about to go to sleep when I heard a knock on the door. Grumbling I jumped off the bed, and walked over and opened it to find Arwen standing there.

"Arwen, please come in." I said motioning for her to enter.

She walked in and turning around said "I can't believe that you accepted to go!" She said in disbelief. "Do you know what people are saying about you? They are saying that you are a-a-"

I finished for her. "A Mary-Sue." I said drily. "Yes, and I do not want to lose my best friend, you may very well not return." She looked down.

I walked over to her and gave her a hug. "Arwen, you do know that you are the only sister I have here, right? I had to leave my mother, and sister and I told my sister that I hated her. I wish I could take that back, but you being my sister helps me be able to take it back." I said. I had never had a best friend before; I had friends who pretty much were guys who used me to get popular.

She looked at me. "Why? Why would you ever tell your sister that? I don't even say I hate my brothers. Even though sometimes I wonder." She said. I was not sure whether or not this was meant to be funny or not…. So I just nodded, and felt the tears enter my eyes, I had already lost one family and now… Now, I was losing my new family. I needed my mother, me a Maia crying for her mommy. This probably looked ridiculous. I laughed at the situation.

Arwen looked at me. "Why are you laughing?" I laughed even harder; I began wheezing, and coughing. "I am not laughing- at- you." I said losing my breath. "It's the situation." I fell to the floor laughing, and crying. Arwen looked at me not sure whether or not to be upset or laugh. She laughed. We both ended up on the floor laughing. I began to stop counting the minutes.

"Its, it's a weed that makes people laugh." Arwen said wheezing. The both of us laughing army crawled around the room finding it, whilst laughing. Ah, 'America's Funniest Home Videos' would have loved this! After some searching we finally found it, but the bad part was that our laughter increased. "Its, pink." Arwen said giggling, in a chipmunk voice. I started singing.

"Christmas, Christmas time is here

Time for toys and time for cheer

Want a plane that loops-" I laughed as I flung it out the window, just in time to hear some ellyn laughing. We fell on the bed giggling, and after five minutes, red faced, and pink ears we stopped laughing.

We looked at each other before smiling. "I know who did that." I said.

"The twins, and Legolas." She said nodding.

"Well, what are we going to do?" She asked. I thought for a moment before going through my list of ideas. I smiled evilly. "I know what to do." I said laughing evilly.

A/N:

Me: I had to do it. Go cliffhangers! And go all those who are reading this. I have people from all over the world reading it, this is awesome, and it makes me feel like I should learn another language.

Jane: You could learn Latin.

Elladan: How about Quenya, or Sindarin?

Erestor: Please this pedith edain could not even speak any of these languages even if she tried.

Me: Why you pedith eldar! Atra wingla em feces toon!

Erestor: What did you just say?

Me: You heard me. Atra wingla em feces toon!

Jane: What does that mean?

Me: Elrohir you know what it means tell her *wink. *

Elrohir: Ah, yes Jane it means thank you for letting me stay.

Me: Where did Jane go? Oh well never mind. Now that she is gone it actually means *looks around*. It is a Sindarin insult it means "I fling my poo on you!" Ha-ha! Yeah so anyone who knows Sindarin it is pretty much an insult but hey it's funny. I went up to my baby bro who is three and said it to him. He yelled no. I don't want your poo! I am not kidding and every time I said that he would yell no. I wonder if he is an elf… Ah well. I do not own Lord of The Rings it all belongs to Tolkien the amazing, awesome, classic author of all time. I don't even own the computer…. My life is sad but I do own Jane! MWAHAHAHAHA *GRABS EVIL PLOT BUNNY*.