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Revenge and Retaliation

Arwen and I snuck out to the gardens all dressed in black, it was my idea of course. She tried to explain that elves would still see us, but of course to me it did not matter, it just made our mission the more fun. I was mostly interested in getting back on the twins and tomorrow they left Rivendell to go on some mission with a man named Halbarad? Well whoever he was he thought I was a strange child he even told me that himself. I bit my tongue at the thought of it. It made me upset, so far I have not made many friends, except for Arwen, and her brothers, Elrond, and of course father. The idea of Gandalf being my father still took some getting used to, and the fact that Jane is not my real name, but, that I still must go by it.

We crouched down onto the ground and she picked up a stick and began drawing up a plan. She drew two lines to signify their rooms, I would take Elrohir, and she wanted Elladan and Legolas. We looked at each other before smiling evilly, and slowly, ever so slowly we stood up and tip toed over to their windows. Nodding at each other we threw up our grappling hooks, I heard them clasp onto Elrohir's rail. I motioned up, I wrapped my hands around the thin rope and began pulling myself up. Thankfully I had done gymnastics as a teenager, so I knew what I was doing, in about thirty seconds I was on the balcony. I grabbed the hook, and twisted the rope around my shoulder. And stepped into his room, pulling the dark elvish bag off my shoulders, I opened it.

Holding my breath I pulled out the two bottles, and walked into his bathroom, and grabbed his shampoo, and conditioner bottles and pulled off the corks, and checked to see how much was in each container and dumped it out his window, then slowly I dumped the dark liquid into his bottles, making it look the same. I popped the corks back onto his bottles, and slowly put it back when I heard the door unlock. I felt fear enter me, I did not want another rumor, this one would be worse.

I ran into his room and crawled under his bed and held my breath. Hopefully he would not hear me. I decided that know would be a good time to change I held my breath and pictured myself invisible, I opened my eyes nothing had happened I was still the same. The door slowly opened. I felt my heart speeding up. "Jane?" I heard a feminine voice call out. I sighed, and crawled out. It was Arwen, my heart slowed. "I thought it was Elrohir." She laughed then we heard something that made the both of us jump. The door opened, we slid back under the bed.

Elrohir walked in. We held our breaths; he walked over to the bed. And pulled back the covers, and sat down and took his shoes off. And then stood back up and slipped his tunic, and pants off, I felt myself redden at the sight of his bare legs. I heard him slip on other clothing. He sighed and lay down on the bed, letting out a waft of sweet smelling air.

I gagged, at the smell of it. I had no idea elves had, well gas. Arwen and I plugged our noses and we turned green. This was worse than the laughing gas.

We waited until we were sure that he was asleep, and slowly slid out from under the bed, and ran silently outside, and climbed down the pillars. We didn't dare use the grappling hooks. We gasped as we hit the ground, and began laughing. "That-was terrible, I didn't know elves did that!" I exclaimed. Arwen laughed. "There are lots of things you mortals don't know." She said smirking. How little she knows. We both laughed as we walked back to our rooms. We stood outside my door laughing as hard as we could.

"Did you get Legolas too?" I asked. She nodded, she was laughing to hard to say anything. I looked at her strangely. "I have decided that you have a problem with laughing." I said with every ounce of seriousness that I could muster. Which didn't work because we laughed even harder. "You-have-no-idea." She said through shaky breaths.

"No, you really don't." A mans voice said, we both froze and slowly turned around to see Aragorn standing their with his arms folded. I smiled a very cheesy grin. "What have the two of you been up too?" he asked looking down at us, well level with Arwen but down to me. I swallowed. "You'll see tomorrow." I announced. And walked into my room before winking at Arwen and wiggled my eyebrows that made her stifle a giggle. She still had the necklace, I noticed as I shut the door.

I walked into my room and into my bathroom and slipped my dresses off and pulled the blue nightgown on. And crawled into bed. And thought about my family back home, and ended up crying myself to sleep. I miss them.