Chapter 24 Another chance
Iziah sighed heavily as she made her way into the tiny cafe to meet her uncle. She hated that someone had made her sister so unhappy and when she found all the people that had hurt her she was going to make them pay starting with the faggot that started that rumor about Ted and Cody.
"Hey Uncle" She gave him a quick hug before sitting down. Luckily they were outside so Iziah was free to light up a smoke.
"Orton's out" He said simply getting to his point.
"Who's Orton and whats he out of?"
"Randy Orton"
Iziah just looked at him blankly making Triple H sigh "He jumped outta the cake"
She instantly brightened "Oh cake boy! What happened?"
"AJ's mouth around his dick happened"
Iziah shut her eyes in disgust "I didn't need that image"
"Well he's out"
"Just kill the pixie and be done with it" Iziah suggested flicking ash on the ground.
"We are not killing AJ"
"Fine! Do it your way" Iziah rolled her eyes "I still don't get it, while Raven and Randy are in the very early stages he's free to have whoever's mouth he wants around his dick"
It was Triple H's turn to shudder "Don't you get it? He's weak. If he gets with Raven he won't be having sex or any sort of touching for a very long time and he's bound to cheat on her"
Iziah sighed "Ok so thats Randy out, you out, Ric Flair out. I guess the only member left is Dave"
"He's married. To your cousin"
Iziah looked at him thoughtfully "I wonder if anyone would miss Shannon?"
"Izzy your not killing your cousin"
"Fine! Do it your way" Iziah huffed taking another puff on her smoke "So who do you propose we set her up with?"
"Well Smackdown has a lot of guys to choose from"
"Question, why does it have to be a wrestler?"
"Because I know these guys and alot of them are good men, besides it would be easier to track 'em down if they hurt her"
"Ok. Who do you propose?"
"Sheamus?"
"Nah things that glow in the dark freak her out"
"Mark Henry?"
"I don't want my sister flattened"
"Heath Slater? Justin Gabriel?"
"She hates beards and she hates gingers"
"Evan Bourne?"
Iziah rolled her eyes "I'm sorry I was under the impression that we wanted a man not a little boy"
Hunter laughed at her cruelty, he was pretty much used to it by now. "Ok. Wade Barrett?"
"Ew!"
"What? He's British so he's bound to be a gentleman"
"Ew. And I know Raven will say the same thing"
"Fine. Who do you suggest?"
Iziah looked at him thoughtfully "Meet me back here at five sharp and I'll tell you who she wants"
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to spend some time with my sister because knowing you your about to take your pants off"
Hunter laughed "The belts already undone"
Iziah just shook her head in disgust hoping that he was joking.
At exactly five o'clock Iziah was back at the same cafe with her Uncle, an almost pained look on her face.
"What? Do you have bad news?"
Iziah let out a sigh as she took a seat "What I found out today you may not like"
"Oh God what did you find out?"
Another pained sigh "After what I found out my suggestion is to give Randy another chance"
"What? He's already prooved he's weak"
"Her only other options were John Cena"
"That would break Jamie's heart" Hunter supplied knowing how much his youngest neice worshipped John Cena. "Who was her other option?"
"Sin Cara"
"Isn't he?" "Gay. Yes"
Hunter sighed "So you reckon Randy?"
"When she mentioned him her eyes lit up and I haven't seen her eyes do that in forever so I say go with Randy"
"Fine. But if he hurts her I will kill him. That girl has been through too much to go through anymore"
"Well if he hurts her you'll have to get in line behind me old man"
