Luna: Wassup, y'all? So sorry for the stupidly long wait. I had schoolwork to do, homework to finish, perfect A's to achieve, teachers to ignore... Wait, did I just say that out loud?

Anyway, here it is! And Xehanort, do the disclaimer.

Xehanort (wailing and tied to a pole): NO! What did I do to deserve this?!

Luna (simply): You exist.

Xehanort (looking offended and starting to cry): You're so harsh!

Luna (matter-o-factly): I'm just being truthful. Lea, Isa? Can you get rid of this creep? He bullied Ventus and Sora in chapter 1.

Lea (shaking his head in mockery): Naughty, naughty.

Isa and Lea pick up the pole that Xehanort is tied to and chucks it into a random Dumpster.

Xehanort (muffled): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU EVIL GIRL!

Luna (sarcastically): And I own Kingdom Hearts.

Chapter 2

Ventus's POV

We were all herded into a giant audotorium. Sora tried to get a seat near Kairi, his crush since first grade, but we ended sitting two rows back. All of the kids around us we all laughing and joking hysterically, trying to be extra rowdy to upset the principal Xemnas.

"Children, children, please- will you just quiet down.. please, just... I mean... understand, will you... I know it's the first day, and you are all very excited..."

"As if." Xigbar, the astronomy teacher mumbled.

"Okay, children, I'm going to count to five, and then I want you all to quiet down so we can explore the wonderful world of learning (*multiple groans*) 1... 2... 3... 4... um... 4 1/2... 4 3/4... CHILDREN! PLEASE! Will you just-! Ugh! SAIX!"

Saix, a blunette with a two red scars crisscrossing his face, got out of his chair and yelled, "SILENCE, YOU IDIOTS!"

And, immediately, silence fell.

I swallowed nervously as Sora and I entered the classroom. The first one was Axel, who taught us Literature and Composition. Surprisingly, he was rather young, perhaps about college age. None of us four quadruplets knew anything about him, though, he was a new teacher.

Axel was lounging around in a leather swivel chair sipping a styrofoam cup of Starbucks Frappicino. His feet rested on the desk. His hair was flaming red and his eyes were just a little too green, like he was wearing contacts.

"Morning, peoples!" He set his drink down on the desk and got up. "I'm your Lit. teacher. I grade reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyyy hard, though, so don't think you can slack off!" He snatched a random piece of paper from his desk and made it explode into a fiery ball of infernoey flames with a snap of his fingers.

"Dude, I wanna learn how to do that!" Beat whispered furiously in my ear.

Sora stared at the paper ashes in disbelief. He shot me a slightly nervous look, like, Is this guy sane?

"And for those of you wondering if I'm insane," Axel continued, "No. I'm just a pyromaniac."

Rhyme, who was a bit of a smart-alec , raised her hand and asked dryly, "Isn't that the same thing?"

Axel glared at her, strut over to her desk, and slammed his fist into her desk. "Well, who the heck are you?"

"Rhyme Worldendswithyou."

Axel grinned. "I like this girl." He turned to the rest of the class. "Time for a pop quiz!"

"B-but we haven't learned anything!" Kairi stammers.

Axel shrugged dismisively. "Not my problem. You should've read ahead."

The next class was chemistry with Vexen.

In my class was Sora, Vanitas, Beat, Joshua, Neku, Namine, Selphie, Xion, and a bunch of other people that didn't go to my middle school.

"I am Vexen." He said simply.

Vanitas tugged at a lock of his black hair and rolled his golden eyes up at the ceiling.

I looked up there, but I didn't see anything.

Unfortunately, being intellectually challenged, Beat jumped out of his chair, looking at the ceiling. "Dude, watcha lookin' at?" He backed up and fell into a desk.

"You imbeciles! I've only had you in my classroom for 3 minutes and 2 seconds and someone has almost already lost a tooth. You!" Vexen barked, glaring at Sora. "Take him to the nurse's office."

Gosh, Vexen's class looked boring already.

Math with Saix.

See, I would've already hated the guy for the subject he taught, but Saix was just downright MEAN with a capital M.

First, he made us take a test to see how much we knew.

Second, he insisted that we get a notebook just for math.

Next, he assigned us a report on the quote-on-quote "wonders" *koff koff* of math, to be due at the end of the month.

Then, he proceeded to scare us by polishing his wicked-looking claymore with a rag at his desk and glaring at us, as if daring us to cause trouble.

I bowed my head lower and swallowed a whimper. This class was going to be a nightmare.

Lunch.

"Man, two of our classes are already looking bleak." Mumbled Sora. "Axel seems okay, though."

"I guess so." Roxas says nonchalantly. "But mum's gonna kill me if I screw up that pop quiz! I'm so worried."

"Don't be, Rox." I said soothingly. "You're the smartest of us four!"

"Hey!" Said Vanitas, offended. "I'm smart!"

"Sure!" Laughed Sora. "If you're such a genius, what's 2+2?"

"22." Vanitas answered promptly.

We all burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"Yeah!" Roxas snickered. "Vanitas is so dumb, he doesn't have to worry about a zombie apocolypse!"

"What is that supposed mean?!"

"Zombies eat brains, idiot!"

I laughed harder, reaching into my backpack for my lunch.

"Hey, my lu-! Sora, I left my lunchbox in the adiotorium!"

"Tough." Smirked Van.

"Really?" Sora looked concerned. "I'll help you get it." He waved his hand at Vanitas and Roxas. "You guys go on ahead."

BONUS SKIT #2

Luxord is reading his favorite passage in the history textbook.

Luxord (smiling): ...and then Vanitus said, '...and just as it was prophesized, the x-blade war shall begin!'.

Vanitus and his gang started cheering and yelling.

Random Gang Member (yelling): Way to go, boss!

Aqua (rolling her eyes): Shut up! I've had enough of this nonsense!

Luxord stops reading.

Luxord (thoughtfully): I think we have had a little bit too much reading. (He grabs a handfull of gumballs) GUMBALL FIGHT!

Luna: So, what do you think? I wanted to add Chapter 3 onto this one, but I was like, 'Nah, leave them on a cliffhanger and torture them a little." Please review!