Yay! Chapter 3! This one is longer than the other two thankfully. I had waaaay too much fun writing as Dino and my step-dad kept staring at me like I was crazy because I would burst out laughing while I was typing. It's what happens when you imagine an obnoxiously fake Italian accent in your head XD
Agin, I don't own any of the transformers characters. And because my friend whom I based Amy off of insisted on this, Amy partially belongs to her, OrianPrime92. Hannah and every other random human character belong to me. Please review!
"You do realize the more of my questions you answer the less I'll keep bugging you." She sighed after having ridden along for several hours in silence. No reply.
"Can't I even know where you are taking me? It's not like I can go blab it to the press or the Soviet Union or anything. You cancel out cell phones." The agitated girl huffed. Propping her feet on the dash board.
"Feet down. Now." The voice crackled suddenly, making his passenger jump.
"Tell me where we're going and then talk to me for a bit for christ's sake! I'm dying of boredom and I wanna know what the fuck is gonna happen to me! And another thing, technically you are my truck so I can put my feet wherever I want to!" She snapped back.
"I am not your vehicle. I am merely borrowing it's appearance in order to obtain you. I'll glady switch back to my real form if it will keep your dirty shoes off me." He growled.
"Go for it. Until you do I'll keep my feet right where they are thanks." She said, settling back in the seat. No sooner were the words out of her mouth then suddenly her truck was much larger than it once had been and had a back seat.
"Holy shit! You are one damn sexy truck Ironhide!" Hannah shrieked in delight, running a hand over the black leather where the stained blue upholstery used to be and stared out the now dark-tinted windows. She spotted the insignia stating that he was a GMC Topkick C4500 on the front side panel above the wheel well.
"As I take it, most females don't know much about vehicles in general but I accept your comment. Regardless of your flattery, you're gonna get nowhere with it." He said, a touch of humor finally finding its way into his voice.
"Excuuuuse me? I may be a girl but I know a good truck model when I see one! I also know how to hotwire one complements of my boyfriend." She said with a smirk.
"You are really racking up the felonies here human." Ironhide growled.
"First of all I haven't stolen any cars. My boyfriend lost his keys and we needed to get home, so he taught me how to hotwire his car." She said, shrugging as she stretched out her long legs.
"Very likely story…" He mumbled. The girl rolled her eyes.
"And second of all my name isn't 'Human'. It's 'Hannah.' Show at least enough courteously to call me by the name my momma gave me." She continued, frowning at the radio.
"Fine. Hannah would you be so kind as to shut up until we get to the base?" The Autobot snapped.
"Tell me where the base is, let me turn on the radio, and let me unbuckle my seat belt so I can lay in the back and sleep. Then I'll shut up." She said smugly. The radio was silent for a moment or two.
"We are headed for Mission City in Nevada. And we keep it on a station of my choosing" He said before unlocking the seat belt. Hannah clambered into the large back seat and laid out on the leather, bookbag being used as an impromptu pillow and waited patiently as Ironhide flipped through the channels. He finally stopped on a rock channel where "White Rabbit" by Egypt Central was currently playing. Hannah smiled to herself as she listened to her favorite song.
"Best day of my life." She chuckled.
"Seriously Kelly? You gotta drag me along with you to K Mart just to pick up your prescription?" Amy huffed from the back seat of a beat-up foreign car. The older blonde girl glared back at her sister in the rear-view mirror.
"It won't kill you to go to the store with me Amy! Especially since you hate driving so much. You should be glad I'm taking you everywhere this weekend." She snapped back from the driver's seat.
"The only reason we even have this piece of shit on wheels is 'cause I'm paying for half the rental fee!" Amy argued.
"Well you're here now so why don't you just suck it up and stop bitching?" The older sibling yelled as they pulled into the parking lot of the department store.
"And no you can't stay in the car because it's too hot and you aren't gonna just sit there and burn gas with the AC running for half an hour." Kelly said as she got out of her door. The younger girl rolled her eyes and got out. As the two walked away from their rental a red Ferrari pulled up next to it.
"-This is Dino reporting in-"
"-What is your status?-"
"-Target spotted. Disguising and preparing for retrieval-"
"-Proceed-"
About fifteen minutes later Amy came walking out of the store and back to their car.
"I coulda sworn this was a couple spaces closer…" She muttered before shaking her head and getting in the front passenger seat. The AC was stronger there when the car was on, and it was hot as hell outside.
"I should have figured Kelly was just meeting Anthony here." The college student snorted.
"OrianPrime92 you are being taken into custody in accordance with both Cybertron's and Earth's federal government laws. Do not resist or I may have to use force to ensure your cooperation." A smooth, Italian-accented voice said through the radio.
"What the fu-?" Amy yelped as the car screeched out of the parking lot and down the main street.
"Cybertronian? To hell with this! I didn't do nothin'! Why the hell am I getting' arrested?" She screeched, yanking furiously on the door handle.
"You and another organic were hacking into a communication network of the highest security. The action was traced back to your username." The radio reported.
"Get me the fuck out of here!" Amy screamed, starting to panic.
"By order of me, Dino, you shall not kick me again!" The radio growled, the girl's seatbelt jolting her back against her seat.
"Oh my god…. I helped buy a possessed car. Oh my god I'm gonna die." She squeaked.
"I am under strict orders not to kill you. And I am not, possessed, as you English speakers say. I am a proud, brave Autobot warrior. See I show you." The accented voice explained and the seat heaved from underneath her. The blonde fell flat on her butt in the dirt as the car changed before her eyes into a giant robot. She gaped openly at the creature.
"Oh…. My…. God…. If I'm in another of my Transformers dreams I really don't wanna wake up right now…" Amy squealed, grinning from ear to ear.
"Now, you happy no? I must take you to our base where we ask you a bunch of questions." Dino said and he returned to being a car.
"Whoa…. Wait, you're a Ferrari?" The human asked, her eyes wide.
"Yes, she is not, how you say, Piece of shit on wheels?" The bot replied, opening the passenger side door.
"Sei una fottuta macchina bellissima…." Amy sighed as she sank back into the seat.
"Ah! Grazie piccolo. The complement is not lost on me." The Ferrari replied, a smile evident in his voice.