No, Why?

"Mithril pay attention to were you row your boat. You are not even rowing, grab the oars and use, them that's what they are for." Legolas said shaking his head. "Help us for once." I regretted sharing a boat with the elf, and dwarf.

"Fine!" I grabbed my oars, angrily. I am never sharing a boat with Legolas again.

"Will you two ever get along?" asked Gimli annoyed. "Elves."

"Gimli, did you get extensions? Your beard looks longer, oh no sorry you just got it trimmed a little." I smirked. "You are the one to talk, you and Legolas bicker constantly."

"Why you!" Exclaimed Legolas. I raised my hands in a stop all movement, and put them too my forehead, and closed my eyes. "I foresee, that in the not too distant future Lord Gimli son of Gloin, and Prince Legolas Thranduilian will become the best of friends, and will journey to Valinor together." I opened them. "Amenth." I said looking at them smiling.

"That, is preposterous a dwarf will not soil the streets of the undying lands." Legolas stood up.

"And an elf-" Gimli started.

"Will you three just be quiet for once, Ai Elbereth." Boromir said exasperated.

"Yes, I am sorry. By all the hairs of Gimli's chinny chin chin I apologize, if Legolas will sit down." I added. "Before he tips the boat and we all drown." I said smiling pointedly at him. Boromir and I were actually becoming friends.

Legolas thankfully got my drift and sat down. "How about a song, Mithril?" asked Merry. "Yes, you have a beautiful voice." Added Pippin, "But don't make it too boring."

"Alright how about this?" I asked. "Its one for floating down a river from where I come from. And it is not boring." I said giving a playful wink to Pippin who smiled.

Row, row, row, your boat

Gently down the stream.

Merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream.

"That's it." I said smiling.

We were all laughing, well namely the hobbits and I when all of a sudden we looked up and saw a girl sitting next to us in her own little boat. Legolas shrunk back all of a sudden very afraid.

"Hey Leggy baby. Its me Guinevere Arwen, your daddy sent me here to keep you safe on your quest." She said smiling, then added. "And oh Valar I totally, like forgot it's my birthday! I am now fifty-five! Can you believe it?" She exclaimed giggling.

This girl looked perfect, golden curly hair that spilled down to her curvaceous hips. Her stormy eyes, shining like diamonds glistening in the sun, accented her perfect Hollywood tan. She was, well she was very hard to ignore. I suddenly became aware of how plain I looked next to her. She ugh, ignore it, its just her sue powers. I shuddered. I said a silent prayer 'help us'.

"You see this boat, I like totally like made it with my powers!" She said batting her eyes, and smacking gum? How did she get gum? Never mind I do not want to find out.

I checked back on Legolas who was staring at her dreamily, his blue eyes just staring. I did the only thing I could do, once the Sue looked away of course. I grabbed his head, and slammed my forehead against his. Gimli chuckled lightly next behind Legolas.

"You are very right I needed that." He said shaking his head still dazed. This is terrible, this is a goddess sue! I watched as she turned her head back and flicked her hands at me, as if I was a stray bug that had landed.

The next thing I knew she I was shivering as the cold water pierced my skin. I yelped help then to my utter horror she had changed form, she was now me!

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