A/N Ok skipping forward a little to the time where Raven is outta the hospital and I'm not entirely sure about collapsed lungs (I'm not a doctor) so if it seems a little to unrealistic just remember its a story people!

Onwards people!

Chapter 32 Comedy relief

Randy's POV

After many months away from me Raven was finally coming back to work, apparently she had healed the best she could, her breathing still wasn't the best but c'mon she only had one lung now. Keeping my word I hadn't gone after Ted and Cody, it wasn't my fault that someone had told 'Taker and Kane that Raven was in hospital because of them. Hey I had kept my word to Raven.

"Hey sexy" Iziah greeted me coming up hand in hand with Rey. I still had no idea how to take Iziah especially when she says sexy with her husband standing right there.

"Hi Iziah"

"Future husband allow me to introduce you to my future sex slave" Iziah smiled introducing me and Rey, because we didn't know each other. Rey just shook his head and made a gesture that suggested his wife was a tad stoned.

"Ah"

"Are you making me sex gestures at me?" Iziah demanded

"No Izzy"

"Aw" Izzy pouted.

"Could you not hit on my boyfriend especially when your husband is standing right there"

"Raven!" Iziah cheered jumping out of Rey's arms and rushing up to her sister, instantly Raven put her arms out.

"Don't"

"Just wanted a hug" Iziah said grudgingly

"Izzy if I don't let that georgeous hunk of man meat touch me what makes you think you can?"

"Because I'm your sister and I'm pretty" Izzy gushed, I couldn't help but laugh. In her own way she was pretty funny.

"Not pretty enough" Raven smirked at her sister before shocking us all and sliding her hand into mine. I didn't fail to notice that her entire arm was shaking.

Izzy however had suddenly lost interest in us and turned back to Rey "Future husband lets go and have sex before I stop being horny"

Raven just rolled her eyes, I take it she was used to that outta her sister. Thankfully she left and Raven smiled at me. "See this is why I don't get into relationships because my twin scares them away"

"She hasn't scared me away but like everybody I'm thinking what the fuck?"

"Sweetie we're all thinking that" Raven laughed, despite all she had been through it was good to hear her laugh even though it was a bit wheezy.

"Are you sure your ok to come back to work?"

"Randy I have a collapsed lung, I'm not dead"

"You were close enough"

"Think about it like this, after everything I have been through I'm still standing here its like I'm invincible"

"Honey your not invincible"

"Sure I am, I've been shot, I've been stabbed, I've been beat down more times than I can count, I have a collapsed lung and I'm still standing here"

"You have not been shot"

Raven shrugged, her arm still shaking "Says you"

"Have you really been shot?"

She just gave me that smile as we continued to walk down the corrider

"Hey you know what we should do tonight Raven?"

"What?" She asked slowly possibly dreading my answer

"Me, you, Izzy and Rey should go out for dinner like a double date"

"Uh no. So who are you facing tonight?"

"Raven come on, come to dinner with your sister and her husband"

"No one wants to spend an evening my sister least of all me and I'm surprised you do"

"Its just dinner whats the big deal?"

"I don't want too" Raven grinned, I know there twins but she reminded me of Iziah when she did that which in a way was a little creepy.

"Come on Raven its just one night, how bad can it be?"

"Why do you want to have dinner with them so badly?"

I just shrugged "Honestly I would like to get to know the most important person in your life even if that means I gotta endure all the bad images of Rey naked"

Raven let out a long exagerated groan "Fine we'll go to dinner with them if they want but I can promise you its going to be nothing but pure and utter torture"

"I'll take my chances" I laughed a little wondering just how bad an evening with Iziah could be. Judging from what she had displayed so far it could be pretty bad.

After work and after we had gotten dressed and what not, me and Raven met up with Rey and Izzy at some resturant. The nerves had stopped now and I was just happy to spend some time with Raven and weirdly enough her sister.

"Hey guys" We took a seat opposite them and I was thankful that Iziah had come down from her high although from what Raven told me it was possible she was drunk.

"Hey Randy, hey Raven" Iziah grinned at us as we looked over the menu. "I saw the show very impressive win Randy"

"Thanks"

"Although Rey was better"

"Now I'm hurt"

I shot a look at Raven and realised she hadn't said a word she was just staring holes through her sister.

"Are you ok Raven?" Iziah asked tentively.

"Fine" Although her tone suggested she wasn't, I had to wonder why she was so angry at her sister.

"Do you want to leave so I can have a threesome with my husband and your boyfriend?" Iziah joked, Raven just wiped her mouth with a napkin and looked at her sister venomously,

"Excuse me"

"Thats why she's mad, I should go and apologize before she snaps and someone gets hurt" Iziah pointed at her self before getting up and going after her sister. Maybe Rey could explain this to me.

"Is there a reason your so mad at me?" Iziah asked her sister who was standing at the resturant bar.

"You know why" Raven snapped sneaking a look back at their table.

"No I don't"

Raven looked at her sister, hurt. "I really like him and I would appreciate it if you didn't scare him away"

"Raven I am how I am, if I didn't change for my husband what makes you think I'm gonna change for your boyfriend"

Raven sighed "Izzy please just tone it down a bit, I really really like this one"

It was Iziah's turn to sigh "And if he really likes you nothing I say or do is gonna scare him away"

"Are you sure?" Raven looked at her sister uncertainly, "I'm just scared that he's gonna up and leave for someone that would actually have sex with him"

"Raven trust me, he's enduring having dinner with me, me of all people. He's in it for the long haul"

Raven smiled at her sister happily "Ok I'll go back and play nice and I'm sorry I was so mad with you"

"And I'm sorry for offereing a threeway, but admit it the thought of your boyfriend and my husband is hot"

Raven just laughed, shaking her head.

Randy's POV

Thankfully when they came back Raven was in a much better mood, whatever Iziah had said it had made Raven happy again so that was a good thing.

"Everything alright now?" I asked gently

"Yeah just normal girly dramas" Raven assured me, Iziah gave me a small wink going back to her meal. I don't know why but that wink creeped me out a little.

"Well me and Rey have talked about this threeway and we'll only do it if Raven is the third person"

Raven and Rey laughed while Iziah gasped at her husband "And you agreed to that Rey?"

"Well think about it like this, for six years I've only had you I think we should give your sister a go"

Iziah didn't say anything for a moment, instead she looked to me "You know there's actually a list of people I won't sleep with. You, Alberto Del Rio, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio"

Rey said something in spanish, something I didn't get but it made Raven roll her eyes as Iziah giggled again. "Oh you always know what to say Rey"

Raven rolled her eyes "Seriously both of you stop, I'm trying to eat"

"Ooh you should tell the story of the time you smacked Barbie out with a lunch tray"

"Iziah you just told the story"

"I'd like to hear the story"

"Trust me Randy, you don't"

"C'mon Raven! Tell the story, please!" Iziah begged clasping her hands together.

"Fine" Raven shot a look at her sister "We were in the cafeteria and Barbie decides to play dump the freak in coleslaw so after I got most of it off I picked up one of those plastic lunch trays and smacked her right across the face, the entire side of her face was a deep purple"

"Plastic lunch trays don't do much damage unless its in the hands of a ball player" Iziah laughed.

"You used to play ball?"

"Used too. I haven't played in a while"

"You should get back into baseball Raven, you were pretty good"

Raven shook her head uncomfortably "That part of my life is over Izzy, you know that"

"Ooh tell the story of when you and Barbie were in maths" Iziah said quickly changing the subject.

"Now that was fun" Raven chuckled "She was crying her pretty little eyes out for dear life"

"Ok now you gotta tell that story" I laughed, I had a feeling it was gonna be good.

"Well me and Barbie were in maths, and she started on me, so while the teacher was out of the room I grabbed her and held her out the window, we were up pretty high so Barbie really didn't want me to drop her"

"You held Kelly Kelly out a window?" I asked not quite believing it, not that she wouldn't do that but Raven was quite tiny and Kelly wasn't exactly the lightest person in the world.

"She started it" Raven protested, "Besides it wasn't like she didn't do terrible things to me"

"I bet you got into a lot of trouble for that"

Raven laughed "Nah only a detention, they didn't want their baseball team to suffer which it would have if they kicked me off"

"Raven was the best player they had" Iziah explained "They only won as much as they did because Raven was on the team"

"Ok enough talking about me, its getting creepy"

"Hear hear to that" Rey laughed clinking his glass against Raven's.

After dinner I dropped her back in her room, the night wasn't as bad as Raven first thought. I actually had fun and I learnt alot about Raven's school days.

"Well that was a productive evening, I'm sorry she talked about me alot. I kinda got sick of hearing my own name" Raven laughed melting into my arms. It was about as close I had ever gotten. Wrapping my arms around her I pulled her in closer just savouring the moment.

"You know what I think?"

"Oh dear God what did I get myself into?"

"No" I chuckled "I think your sister really really wants me to like you"

"Ah so did it work?"

"Not really, now I really like her husband"

Raven giggled "Yeah that idea is kinda growing on me"

"Well I'm more of a John Cena kinda guy"

"You know what we should do?"

My heart started to beat faster as those curves pulsated against me. "Whats that?"

"We should-" "Raven! You in there!" Her uncle shouted through the door ruining the moment.

"Oh for the love of crap!" Raven cursed pulling out of my arms. "Its always something"

"I'll see you tomorrow Raven, goodnight"

I walked out as Hunter walked in, we all know that I didn't want to leave but seeing as how Hunter was there I knew I had too.

Once the door was shut Raven looked at her uncle slightly agitated "Way to kill the mood Uncle"

Hunter looked at his neice slightly embarassed "Were you about too?"

"Oh no we are not having that conversation"

"Ok skating right past that" Hunter laughed "I need a favour from you"

"Figures" Raven rolled her eyes "What is it that you want?"

"I know you have the day off tomorrow and I know that Randy is busy so you won't be hanging out with him" Hunter started "So I was wondering if you could take my girls and teach them how to play baseball"

Raven shook her head furiously "Oh no, I haven't picked up a bat since that day and I don't intend on starting anytime soon"

"C'mon Raven, I'm not asking you to join a pro team or anything, I just want you teach my girls how to play"

"No"

Huntyer sighed knowing that it was no good. "Fine, I'm sorry I ruined your evening"

Raven bolted the door shut and slipped into bed thinking about Randy and the other great love of her life, baseball.

It wasn't much to others but the worst night of her life began with baseball and Raven hadn't picked up a bat since.