Jane POV:

"Now lassie, we are all very happy but what made you decided to abandon us?" Gimli asked scrunching up his eyebrows in sort of intimidating stance. Jane shrugged. "I don't know…" She replied suddenly finding her knife very interesting.

"But, would you look at the details of this knife, definitely elvish. What do you think Vanessa?" I asked my sister the ex-mary-sue. She looked at me strangely.

"Okay, Jane, I might be a Mary Sue, but really you obviously had a reason for leaving. So just answer the man, er dwarf." She said awkwardly. Shifting from foot to foot.

"Well… Long story short I ran away got shot in the arm, ended up in Loth Lorien, became a member of the Galadhrim. Changed my form to an elf, my real name is Mithril by the way, oh and did I mention that I am the Maia of music?" I asked, trying to make it as short as possible.

The looks I received were worse than the ones when I walked into the great hall, after my little fiasco with Elladan. I kind of wanted to throw a bucket of cold water of Legolas who looked at me, like the time I died his hair brown, or was it black?

"That is not possible." Legolas said looking at me as if I were a child caught with my hand in the cookie jar. "You could not be a member of the Maiar, the only ones we have ever had, have been Sauron, and Melian." He said frowning.

I swallowed, why is life so difficult here? Back home, if you tell a model, that it is impossible for them to wear a specific item of clothing they are fine with it. But here? Then I came to the sick realization that Boston is not my home, this place is. Arda, Valinor. I looked over to Vanessa who looked very sad. She had never been the strong one, yet she had survived fifty years here all alone. She had never asked for anything besides that pink my little pony when she was five. But, she needed to go home, that is where she belonged.

"Alright Aragorn, you want your proof, you shall receive it. With that I turned away, closed my eyes. And once again felt the sensation surge through me. I was an elf once more. I turned around to see four goggle eyed people. I looked at Vanessa, and sighed.

"Do you really want to go home?" I asked. "Home to Jeff, if so just go home. Click your heels three times…" I looked up realizing that know was not the time for quotes from the 'Wizard of Oz'.

"No seriously, you can go home. You could even click your heels in the process." I offered. She looked up at me in disbelief.

"Really, you really mean it? I can go home?" She asked her brown eyes full of hope. I cringed at how Mary Sueish she sounded, but hey she is still my sister and I love her.

"Yes, and all you have to do is wish it." I told her, that in itself sounds dorky.

"Okay, send me home" She closed her eyes, and in a poof she was gone. Okay, a giant eagle swooped down and picked her up and took her home. She was a Mary Sue, and they all need a grand entrance, and a perfect exit.

She was gone, my sister the only sister I had ever known was gone. I blinked back a couple of tears. But, it's time to move on.

I looked over at the rest of them. "Well, are we going yet?" I asked impatiently. I tried to climb on my horse and every time it ended up with me on the ground.

"You know lass, for being a maia you sure are still very ungraceful." Gimli said honestly.

"Thanks Gimli, thank you very much." I scowled as I climbed on the horse, and together we all rode off towards Edoras.

"Whats Edoras like?" I asked Aragorn.

"Have you ever thought of being silent?" He asked,

"Nope never crossed my mind, oh and Legolas how long did it take for you to dye your hair back?" I asked turning my head to him.

"Just as long, as you took to changed in front of Elladan." He said laughing. I stuck my tongue out at him before breaking out into 'Food Glorious Food'.