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Barbie

A/N: Hey! again! its a new chapter and we are finaly getting the first makeover! so first up, Kluas as barbie!

T1gerCat wrote this one so be nice! i edited it :) any errors are again mine, since i edited..or some from Cat..anyway im confusing myself...talking about confusing who do u think would win? Review with an answer!

We dont own Barbie, but you already know that..

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Caroline aka Barbie makeover

Caroline stood up and took hold of Klaus's - now - hot pink studded leash that Damon had placed around his neck, right after Katherine had stabbed him in the chest with a nice thick stake to keep him compliant.

Then she 'mysteriously' disappeared behind the curtains.

Aqua's Barbie Girl blasted around the stage, in full volume.

"Ladies and gents, please give it up for…" Katherine said like a professional announcer

"Umm Katherine, we don't have a live performance…its just a CD" He said rolling his eyes.

The camera flipped to backstage where Klaus was standing motionless with a robe wrapped around him and a hot pink towel covering his head.

Caroline was dancing around him working on his face.

On a close-up we could see she was applying some makeup, hot pink lipstick, some pink eye shadow and blush.

"Mm, what should you wear Klaus? Mr. big bad vampire hmm" She said in a baby voice as she tapped her chin.

You could practically see a light bulb above her head as she hurried into the huge walk in closet taking random, or so we thought things into her hand.

Vampire speed helped.

Suddenly the backstage camera switched off and the projector on the catwalk switched on again.

As the music reached its crescendo Caroline and Klaus came back.

She pulled the towel and the leash off and tore the stake off letting Klaus magically wake up from his 'death'.

He looked at himself, through the tree way mirror on the left, and groaned.

He was wearing a hot pink suit with silver stitching over a black silk dress shirt.

On his head was a long wavy blond wig almost identical to Caroline's real hair.

He used his hand to pull a stray lock out of his eyes and saw his normally short nails were replaced with long, fake ones.

Painted in the same shade of hot pink as his suit.

"Come on now! Stand up!" Caroline enthusiastically said

He shook his head losing the ability to talk all of a sudden.

He tried to stand up but couldn't. On his feet was a pair of silver 18 inch high heel strapped securely around his ankles.

"Ladies and gentlemen, or lack of gentlemen these days" Katherine started

"no one is as gentlemanish as me theses days" Arrogant Damon suddenly appeared

"yea…rigggghhhhtt" Katherine shock her head "Klaus as Barbie!"

Klaus was pushed down the cat walk by Caroline. He refused to move until bonnie the witch gave him a nice brain shock and he started walking down the long catwalk, swaying his hips and all that jazz praying silently not tomisstep and fall.

He did while trying to make a 'stylish turn'.

"What the hell?"

He could not turn in the pair of Caroline's silver 18 inch high heels and hissed angrily towards Caroline who simply nodded to bonnie who in turn gave him another brain shock.

Klaus muttered "Why me?"

Making Stefan snort in laughter.

And then he finally managed to get up and walk back.

Katherine was leaning in Damon's arms laughing her heart out unable to keep on commenting.

This time the crowd joined her in laughter without Stefan's little help.

When Katharine clamed down a tad she looked at her cue card.

"who writes those damn things?"

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seriosly who types these things? *looks at Cat* *she shrugs* hmm something to find out

-who do you think typed those cue card? answer us in a review!

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