A.N. Howdy! I'm glad everyone liked the last one. I was quite proud of it myself. This one is a little more serious, but that's because it supposed to be serious. Treat it like a soap opera, ya know? It's so serious, you have to laugh at it.

Enjoy!

I was a Zombie for Halloween once. It was epic.

Disclaimer: Psh! Psh! Psh!...Psh! No, I don't own Twilight.

Death three: Deceasing the Already Deceased

Bella and Edward thought that today was just a regular day. They got up (well, Bella got up), they got ready, they went to school, they did this, they did that...

Then it happened.

Jessica had seemed pretty weird the past couple of days. Paler the first day, then greener the next. She picked up a terrible cough, but came to school anyways, saying that she "Felt fine! It's nothing!" Every time she coughed, blood would come up. And she had the hugest bandage on her leg. "I fell," she always said. And people believed her.

But now it's too late. Too late for them to notice the obvious signs.

Edward's car was in the shop, so he had to walk Bella home. They didn't mind the cold (just so long as they were together), and it was good exercise.

Jessica was absent from school that day. "I wonder where she is...," Bella mused, Edward nodding in agreement.

Then he frowned. "Wait...she's right there." He pointed. Bella frowned this time.

"Jessica!" she called. Jessica looked funny, all hunched over and covered in...is that blood? "Jessica?" she asked again, more worried this time. Jessica slowly turned her head and...moaned? What the hells is goin' on?

Edward looked just as baffled. "Let's go see what's wrong." He grabbed Bella's hand and they briskly walked over to Jessica, or who they thought was Jessica.

But Jessica was long gone now...

They slowed once they got five feet from her. There looked to be bile dripping from her mouth, and her eyes were sunken. There was a lot of blood. Oh so much blood...Bella swayed, and Edward held on tighter.

"Jessica?" she whispered. The girl tilted her head to the side, looking at the couple strangely. Then she opened her mouth as if to talk and...

She lunged at Edward. She bit his shoulder and clawed at his shirt, trying to get underneath.

Bella seethed. "Jessica, what the hell? He's my boyfriend, bitch!"

Edward threw Jessica off. He had his own blood all over him, and Jessica was getting back up, despite her broken arm, and her eye that had popped out of its socket. Bella shrieked, and Edward pulled her out of there.

–

The next day, Edward was very ill. Bed-ridden ill. Bella paced the room, tears streaming down the face.

–

"Bella. I'm so sorry." Alice hugged her tightly. They had just heard on the news about the Zombie outbreak. They were now certain what had caused Jessica and Edward's illness. There wasn't much time.

–

"I need a shot gun," Bella asked her dad. He looked up from his paper.

"Why?"

"I need to kill Edward."

He didn't even hesitate. "It's in the closet."

"Thanks."

"Anytime."

–

Edward moaned as he slid down the hall. Bella bit her bottom lip.

"You can do this, honey," Esme whispered in her ear.

"No I can't!" she yelled, causing Edward to slink faster.

"Do it!" Jacob yelled at her. She panicked. So much pressure!

Edward was just five feet away. Four. Three. "I love you, Edward!" Two.

One.

BANG!

Edward splattered everywhere. Bella screamed, falling to her knees.

"I'm sorry. I never meant to blow off your head! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"