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A/N: as you can see, its chapter commertial chapter. this was purly Cat's idea :) i just edited it out and smoothed it :D! let me tell you these reactions are priceless!(you'll know what where talking about in a few) Muahahahah! yup we are evil now but not much . anyway im just rambling right now and most people dont even read AN's...

we own nothing!, just a warning, not much dead people are dead here.. hehe

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Kiss Me - Commercial

Commercials

As soon as lights above the catwalk were off, Katherine had finally stopped laughing and pulled out of Damon's arms.

A series of pictures started playing on the sheet behind the catwalk.

It was of famous Disney couples that went in sync with the song that started playing. 'Kiss me' by Tha Cardigans.

A collective groan was heard and light pink light started going over the audience.

Sometimes it would stop on a pair or two peoples sitting next to each other and project them on the sheet with words like 'kiss' and 'mwah' written on them.

The very first pair it stopped on was John Gilbert who looked really excited, and Liz Forbes who looked as if she had bitten an extra sour lemon.

On the sheet we could see John inching in while Liz was itching away until she was almost reclined on the person on her side.

John pursed his lips and moved in for the kill but she pulled out her gun and cocked it.

Panicked John returned to his seat and she sat straighter and on a whim turned on the man she was almost reclined on and plated one on his lips.

Detective Carlton Lassiter (from Phych) looked shocked and ran out of the park muttering.

"sometimes I really prefer that psychic Spencer, how could he set me up like that" Liz shrugged.

Then the light moved on to the unnamed residents of Mystic Falls stopping once on the baker owner man and the candy store lady.

Then it moved to the main supporting cast and stopped on Alaric and his ex-wife Isobel.

Isobel was smiling a smile that normally belonged to the cat that ate the canary, Isobel kissed Alaric only to fall forward as an angry Jenna pulled her man back and punched Isobel straight in her nose causing Isoble to fall on the ground

"you'll pay for the new nose biatch" Isobel screeched

Jenna just flipped her the bird and wiped the hooker red lipstick from Alaric's lips who had wisely remained quiet.

Back to the random cast, some random people, namely a guy we just saw once getting his car cleaned by the cheerleaders and some woman walking her dog.

Then the light went to the camera crew where both Jeremy and Stefan ducked quickly, but the light remained on Jeremy who reluctantly kissed the woman next to him. It was Anna.

As the light didn't move he turned to his other side and saw Vicki.

"A ghost three-way, oh-kay?" he said and kissed both girls while Stefan rolled obediently his eyes not seeing anyone there but Jeremy himself.

A quick ran through the random people that don't get more than 5 seconds of screen time, to land on Katherine who was alone, till in faster than blinking a Copperhead sparkly pale vampire was next to her smiling broadly.

she shook her head bored and waited as the final lines of the song were heard.

Edward Cullen leaned in saying his famous 'hold very still' line but Katherine just sighed and spoke.

"Go back to the ceiling with the rest of the light fixture Discoball" she grabbed him by the collar and smashed him by the light fixtures, ending their scene in a broken heart.

Damon came on the winking and sending a kiss to the audience.

Every single female human, vampire and werewolf alike (along with some stray cats and birds) fainted automatically.

A heart enclosed his face on screen and he said quoting porky pig "that's all folks"

"too bad that wont air" Kat commented

"and we're back in 5...4...3..2.." Stefan said

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Love giving stefan just one line xDD told u this one was priceless xD

Dont own PorkyPig, or Phych, or Twilight, what else did we mention?

Soo who do u think would win or who wrote the cue cards...?