A.N. Hey! How's everyone doin? Good? Good. I hope you all like how this is going. I do! I also hope that you guys know what I'm talking about when I go through some of the deaths.
Enjoy! This one is probably my favorite out of them all!
Disclaimer: What if Twilight had an open ending? Like the Lady or the Tiger. I think Edward would say that he was more dangerous than the tiger, so she should choose the tiger...although it's actually the guy who opens the door...anyhoot! No, I don't own Twilight.
Death Four: Darkness is Sexier Than Edward
Bella and Edward were on a midnight stroll. "Oh, Edward! Look at the beautiful stars! So many..." Bella stared, mesmerized by the millions of dots in the sky.
"Not as beautiful as you, my dear."
Bella blushed. "Oh, stop." She giggled.
Edward squeezed her hand. "No, you stop!"
Giggles. "No, you stop!"
A manly chuckle. "No, you stop!"
"No, you – " But she was cut off.
"Shut up! Oh my god, I can't take it anymore!" The couple turned around, Edward snarling and Bella whimpering. They squinted through the darkness and suddenly a dark figure misted into their views. They both jumped.
"Seriously! Do you guys know how annoying it is to follow you around? I was just looking for a quick meal, but if it means I have to stalk you guys for just another second, I think I'll just starve!" the shadow snarled, not quite visible in color yet.
Bella was appalled. "Excuse me? We are not annoying." She crossed her arms.
The figure growled, making Edward growl, making Bella quiver. "Yes! And I'm done with this shit! You guys are lucky, you get to live another day." The figure started to shrink in size. To the size of a...bat?
"Batman?" Bella asked.
"No, you imbecile! I'm Dracula. Dracula."
"Shut the front door! No way? He's a vampire too!" Bella pointed to Edward, who was now shocked beyond belief. Dracula is real?
Dracula went into his human form again, colors included. Well, just a few colors. He was extremely pale, yes. And his eyes shone red, hungry, and very very angry. His long curly hair was pitch black, blending in with the night sky. His cape rippled in the slight breeze. Dracula was quite breath-taking. Bella's heart stuttered. What was she saying again? Oh dear, who was this auburn-haired boy's name again? Wasn't she in love with him? Naw...
"You're a vampire?" Dracula purred. Bella started to freak. Why couldn't she remember anything? Why?
Edward nodded. "The great Edward Cullen. You know, from the Twilight books."
Dracula's eyes flashed. (sexy much? Bella's eyes widened, and she fought to control her breathing. Knock if off, Isabella Swan!) "You are Edward Cullen?" Edward Cullen nodded.
Dracula stood still for a moment, then he struck. He sunk his teeth deep into Edward's neck, and riiiiiiiiiiiiiped it off. Blood spilled all over Bella, and she screamed, trying to get it off. Dracula threw the mangled body of Edward across the street. There were many cracks, and Bella winced at every one.
Dracula wasn't finished yet. He ran (even faster than Edward) to the deceased vampire and spat on his bloody body.
"Poser!"