A.N. Most people find this one to be a little too ridiculous. I still love it! But you can't base the goodness of this chapter on my opinion (since I was the one who wrote it) so you'll just have to see for yourself.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Imaginary number? The squareroot of -1. How many times I own Twilight? -1. Did that make sense? -1.

Death six: The Doom Song!

Bella was fast asleep, dreaming about stalking a man. She was just about to catch him when...

Clank. Clank. CLANK! Was someone throwing rocks at her window? She got out of bed and opened her window.

Edward didn't seem to see her. "Clank! Clank!" he was shouting.

"Edward, what are you doing?" Bella rubbed away the sleep from her eyes.

"I couldn't find any rocks."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

A really awkward silence.

"So...what are you doing here?" Bella asked, now very much angry.

"I'm here to sing to you," Edward said with no emotion. Would he be singing like that too? Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

"Really? Oh my gosh, that's so sweet!" Bella gushed, blushing profusely. She didn't think boys actually did this! This is definitely a diary moment! "What are you going to sing?"

Edward tapped his chin. "Hmm. This song." Throat clear-age. Begin song. "'Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's on – '"

"Stop stop stop. I don't like that song," Bella complained. "It's too old."

Edward frowned. "Okay...um, how's this? 'My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch – '"

"No." Did he just call her a bitch?

"'You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset. She's going off – " Edward sang with a little bit of question in is voice.

"Um, okay, stop. Ew."

"'I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. I love you forev – '"

Bella put her hands on her hips, and gave him a death glare. "Excuse me?"

"Sorry! Sorry, I was just singing a song I knew." Edward was getting frustrated. Why couldn't she just love the songs, dammit? "Hmm, how about this?" He cleared his throat. "'I used to know her brother but I never knew I loved her 'til the day she laid her eyes on me'," She didn't object, and her eyes softened, so he kept going. "'Now I'm jumping up and down – '"

BANG!

Edward fell to the ground, a huge gaping hole in his chest. Blood pooled all over Bella's grass. Bella screamed and screamed and screamed...

A man walked out of the bushes. A big man. Jacob? He pointed the gun at Edward and shot again. Rule number four: Double tap. Bella detached her gaze from her fallen love to the man who had fallen him.

"Why did you do that?" she screamed at him. Tears we starting to fall from her face. Jacob glared at Edward, then looked up at Bella.

"Because it's my turn." His turn...? "'Footloose! Every cut-everybody cut! Everybody cut footloose!'"

Song List! (that I suggest you listen to) I don't own these songs

1. Happy Together The Turtles

2. Why Don't You Get A Job? The Offspring

3. You Belong With Me Taylor Swift (I used to not like her. Now I kinda love her)

4. Love Drunk Boys Like Girls

5. Moment of Truth FM Static

6. Footloose Kenny Loggins