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Boosting the Ratings
A/N: this is my personal fav xD and not caz i wrote it, half of the idea's are from T1gerCat :) i have to admit this one is just amazing! i really hope u think so, AND their's this HUGE thing coming up in this =) Read to find out!
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The camera's stopped rolling. Again.
"why does he have to fall each time?" Katharine asked, as if walking in heel for the first few times is easy.
"we will think of it as high-fiving the catwalk" Damon said
"besides it boosts up our ratings!" Jeremy added looking at some sorta chart
"it does, but I think people thought they where dressing up Rose" Kat noted
"yea 'caz this nutty town is dressing up the dude as Barbie and Velma" Damon said containing his laughter.
"might, we're having a new segment starting up" Stefan said putting his headset back on directing the light on the desk set up at the beginning of the cat walk.
Andy Star and Logan Fell walked out
Logan sitting in the chair while Andy sat on the desk itself.
"welcome to this news broadcast! We have the latest news for Vamps vs wolves, the newest killing techniques, how to reset werewolf bites and more to come!" Andy said in one breath
"A bite was given from Tyler Lockwood, the newbie werewolf to the arrogant Damon Salvatore and if you ask me he deserved it, Rosemary is healing from her bite which was cased by Jules who also wanted to kill a certain Mr. Salvatore but is still going to make it to our finally" Logan dished out
"so no real losses on both sides, ghosts coming back from deaths, Annabell and Victoria AKA Anna &Vicki were seen during a segment on this very show, deaths in Mystic Falls increased 9% today and Capitol still has no idea what's going on" Andy continued
Damon snored as Stefan smacked him to shut up.
Katherine smiled, twirling in her blood red dress not really caring what's happening. No one did.
Andy and Logan began animatedly talking about the newest killing items, but no one really cared, except Alaric , since he's the worst vamp hunter in the house.
"does this boost up out ratings too?" Stefan whispered to Jeremy
"kinda, it gives people a much needed break, bathroom break and water breaks" Jeremy whispered back, Stefan nodded satisfied.
Katharine looked at her new cue cards to notice something "oh my Damon come here!" she shushed the named vampire
"what is it Kat?" Damon said, a tad happy that someone pulled him away from the bordomness on the stage.
"look! These cue cards are signed!" she showed him their was a signature.
" 'xoxo-V-' what? Who's this? Mr. Vegetables?" Damon laughed
"no its Mr. Vacuum cleaner" Katherine said jokingly
"Mr. Vitamins" Damon sarcastically added
"Mr. Vervain" Katherine snapped at him
"Mrs. Venom" Damon snapped back
"ms. Vine" Katharine annoyingly said
They were now close to each other noses touching. But they were friends now in other situations who knows what would have happened
"Mr. Vanilla" Damon said normally
"ms. Valentine" Katherine smiled at their immatureness .
"who cares? What are we on Gossip girl?" Damon said annoyed.
"no its pretty little liars" Katherine rolled her eyes "the point is we may have a name"
"or its signed by a Vampire who wrote V to mess with us." Damon pointed out
"so your saying this is another dead end?" Katherine objected.
"No, not dead. Undead miss Katherine" Damon said in a mocking tone.
Suddenly a sound of an old typewriter started.
Damon toke down sheet behind them suddenly revealed Lexi writing the cue cards cackling.
"oops, he made me do it" Lexi said pointing to stefan and run to hide behind him.
"you should have seen your faces" Stefan laughed and hugged Lexi close bringing a scowl to Elena's face but he ignored her and her clinginess.
If she wanted to flirt with Damon he'd flirt with Lexi.
"that was…weird" Kat said.
Damon shrugged "do you think Logan's done?"asked as they walked away.
"we could always stake him you know" Kat said
"oh I know just wanted to torture him first, nobody shoots this Salvatore With wooden bullets and walks away to tell the tale" Damon smiled mishievuly
Katherine patted his shoulder turning back to Emily Bennet for yet another dress change.
Damon shaked his head at his ex turning on his heels back to the main stage.
"this is boring" Sheila other ways known as grams declared.
"no its not!" Greta snapped.
Logan was now ranting about Alaric and Jenna. With a lost looking Andy on his side.
Damon toke out the cross bow. Again. shooting Logan throw the heart. Killing him this time.
"now you owe me" Damon said as he passed the judging table.
"you have no authority to cut me young lady!" Sheila Bennet said angry.
"oh yea grandma?" Greta challenged putting her arm on her hip.
"no body talks to my grand - something - daughter like that!" Emily Bennet said coming out.
After she finished up with Kat.
"whoa hold up granny" dr. Jonas said stepping infrount on his daughter.
"who are you calling granny?" Bonnie said standing their too.
Everyone was looking at them now.
"Bonnie if you get in any kind of fight you will get disqualified" Stefan Said into his head set..
The named witch gritted her teeth.
"yo coz! Step down I'll take your spot!" non other that Lucy bennet declared
Bonnie happily stepped away
"now this boosts our ratings" Jeremy whispered to Stefan
"if only we can get them to fight…it would be like that fight from Harry Potter" Stefan whispered back
Jeremy tapped his chin while Stefan scratched his head.
Back to the on stage action, the Bennet witches where on one side and the Martin warlocks/witch on the other side of the catwalk.
Jeremy's face lit an evil smile and he spit his chewing gum and threw it over Lucy's shoulder to land on Greta's hair.
"Elena threatened to castrate me once because of this" he laughed to Stefan who shook his head
Like a theater's special effects, half of it was, the two families clashed.
Greta screamed and started attacking Lucy. Snow fell, fire blazed, wind blowed some of the audiences' hats off lowering the live audience's fun rate (which boosted the at home viewer rate, making Jer and Stef happy).
Luka Martin was using Bonnie's witchy energy.
"dude! Not cool" Damon said disqualifying him.
Grams and Lucy and the most powerful witch Emily were muttering some stuff from their memory.
while Dr. Martin was reading of his I-phone.
Apparently not all magic creatures can memories.
Soon, fireworks flew, sparks, light and all those stuff started up. that's when Stefan objected.
He did not wanna make his 'amazing' show burst out in flames.
"places everyone!" he shouted shooing the standing people into their respectable places.
Logan's dead body was taken out by two bulkily looking guys.
"and we're back in 5...4...3...2.."
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Fell's Dead! *does happy dance* lol i like this, also out longest chappie, love what Cat did to this!
what else...
Dont own Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liares, Or V the alien show.