A.N. I love this one. Really, I do.

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Death Seven: Who Done It?

The Cullen's were huddled together in the foyer. Bella was sobbing uncontrollably, Rosalie was in Emmett's arms, and Esme was in Carlisle's arms. Jasper was holding Alice.

Noticing that everyone had someone except her, Bella sobbed even more.

"Ms. Swan? I would like to ask you a few questions," Officer Tyrant said. He escorted her away from the family.

"How did you come to find the body?" he asked, note pad in hand.

She sniffled. "Well, I was waiting for Edward to...to..." she choked, and the cop tried to hide his impatient sigh. "To come over to my house. He's never late, and the clock said 7:01. I got worried."

Officer Tyrant nodded, writing it down. "And what time was he supposed to meet you at your house? 6:30?" he guessed. She shook her head.

"7:00."

He cocked an eyebrow. "I see...go on."

"So I got worried, and called Alice."

"And?"

Bella sniffled. "She said she thought he was with me, and I said no, and she said 'oh' and I was like 'yeah' and she said 'Where do you think he is?' and I said 'I dunno' and she was like 'Well, maybe you should come over' and I was like 'Ok', so I came over and...and...and...I...I...I...I-I-I-I-I-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII – !"

"My God, woman, spit it out!"

"I found him dead on the lawn!" she screamed, and buried her head in her hands. Alice came dashing in (as humanly as possible) and led her away from Officer Tyrant.

The officer stroked his beard in thought. "Hmm. Lola, what were their alibis again?"

Lola got out the sheet with the alibis on them. "Let's see...ah, here they are:

Alice's alibi: 'Out in the forest with Jasper.'

Bella's alibi: 'Wait-wait-wait-wait-ing-ing-ing for my love to come to meeeeeeee!' *uncontrollable sobbing*

Emmett's alibi: 'I was...riding. Riding...a horse.'

Rosalie's alibi: 'I was having sex.'

Carlisle's alibi: 'Doctor's office.'

Esme's alibi: 'Redecorating the house.'

Jasper's alibi: 'Getting some fresh air in the forest with Alice.'"

He continued to stroke his beard. "You think the two in the forest could've done it?"

Lola thought as well. "Well, it's possible. I'd have to examine the body more. Care to join me?"

They went to the body.

"Why did you tell them you were 'riding a horse'?" Esme asked Emmett.

"No need to make public my sexual life."

"They could be thinking you did it!"

"I did do it."

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"What were guys doing in the forest? We went out to eat yesterday!" Esme asked Jasper and Alice.

"Um...we were riding some horses."

"What the hell is wrong with you guys? All of you!"

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"Esme, you were gone all day. You weren't redecorating the house. Where did you go?"

"Uh...no where."

"Did you ride some horses too?"

"No!"

"Actually dear, we did."

Bella began to cry even harder.

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"Um, Cullen's? We have something for you to come look at." Officer Tyrant led them outside to the body.

"Look at this."

He pointed to the spot next to Edward. Everyone looked down and were shocked at what they found.

"Is that a...?"

"Weird..."

"Bella, is that your Biology book?"

"I left it at school! In Mr. Banner's room."

…

"Mr. Banner!"

Everyone watched as they arrested Mr. Banner.

"Why did you do it? Why?" Bella asked. Screamed at him.

"He was too smart."

"I hate you!" Bella screamed at his face, then slapped him.

"Isabella Swan, control yourself!"

"Sorry."

"I don't regret it!" Mr Banner yelled. "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids! And that stupid dog!"

Jacob materialized out of no where. "Hey!"