A.N. Hey! I was waiting as long as I could before I starting referencing things, but I could wait no longer. So if you don't understand why some of the things I put in here are funny, then I would gladly explain!

A noob is a person who is new at something, and doesn't know anything about what's going on. You don't know how to play poker? You're a noob at poker. It's a huge gamer term.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I love you all! But do I own Twilight? Mmm...nope. Nor do I own Call of Duty. If you have never seen a man play Call of Duty, then you will not know what I'm talking about, but just know, I'm not exaggerating. I actually toned it down. Yeah, I know!

Death Eight: What Video Games Do To You

Bella knocked on the door. She sighed heavily.

Rosalie answered. "Oh. Hey Bella." She opened the door wider for her to come through.

"Hey, Rosalie." Small talk was awkward and unnecessary. Bella was only here for one reason. "How's he doing?"

"Not well. We thought it was going down. Me and Alice were so close! But it was just a false alarm." Bella nodded. They were always false alarms.

The two girls started to walk to the game room. Alice found them and started to follow. "Hey Bella," Alice said, all depressed.

Bella nodded in greeting. She wasn't in the mood to talk.

They got closer to the room, and Bella heard the gun fire. "Oh, oh, what do you think of that shit? That's right, noobs! I kill you!" they faintly heard Edward screaming.

Bella sighed. "How close did you get? It seems worse than it was last time."

Alice gave a small smile, and it made Bella feel much better. No one's seen Alice smile since it came out.

"We starting yelling out random words to get his attention. Things like 'James is back! Emmett broke the piano! Bella's preggers!' But he ignored us."

"So we tried to get to his man side of him," Rosalie continued for her. "We started yelling 'Sex! Penal! Weenus! Naked Bella!'" Bella snorted. "But still, nothing!"

"And then we said 'boobs.'" Bella perked up. That'll get any guys' attention! "He looked up, and we thought we had him!...then he said 'Noobs?'"

The trio sighed. "So close. We tried it a few more times, but he knew what we were doing by then."

Bella lowered her head. They were standing outside the room, too afraid to go in. But now they had to.

"Hey, Edward. How are you?" Bella asked.

"Fine. Can't you see I'm b-b-b-busy?"

Bella looked at the girls, shocked. "When did he pick up a stutter?" They shrugged, baffled.

"You whore! Are you camping? What a noob." Edward yelled at the screen. "Did you guys here that? JacobGoesPoop is a noob. Noob!"

Bella smelled the air and took a few steps away from Edward.

"When was the last time you showered?" she asked.

"I dunno. Oh! Oh! I got the AA-12, bitches! Can't touch me now!" He leaned forward on the couch. Bella got a good look at his eyes.

They skipped fully passed black and went straight to white. "When was the last time you ate?"

Edward shrugged. "I dunno. You smell good, by the way. Ah! Whoa whoa whoa, did you see that? Huh? That was epic!"

Bella sighed again. "Edward..."

He froze. Bella thought that maybe he was just so hungry he was gonna eat her. Hey, she'd take it if it meant he would stop playing the damned game. But instead he dropped his controller. "B-B-Bella..." and he fell to the floor, landing in his own filth.

Bella frowned, then went over to him. She shook his shoulder. "Edward? Edward, wake up." He didn't stir. Didn't nothing.

Bella turned back around and looked at the vampire sisters. They stared wide eyed at him as well.

"Is he...?"

"Yeah."

Silence. Everyone looked at each other. What should they do now?

"You guys wanna play?" Alice asked.

They shrugged. "Sure."

Kicking aside the dead body of ECHammer1901, they picked up the controller and started a new match,