.

Burnem?

A/N: yup it the end of our oh so wonderful collab :P their IS another collab a time in the future :)this one was typed by my awesome collab buddy not me only edited hope u guys like it! we've spent more than a month for typing this 'thing'

T1gerCat and i salute you for making it so far in the fic :)

.

Makeovers - finale

The lights went back on the catwalk where Katherine stood dressed in a different dress for the umpteenth time and now in a hot pink strapless dress with knee high black bouts.

"welcome back humans and supernatural beings to this useless show..." Damon started but Kat stepped in, elbowed him and started talking.

"where we get to makeover the oldest and the most unique vampire in history. Earlier in the show you people must have all smoked something because for some reason I have yet to understand you picked makeovers for a woman. Since Klaus is a man we ... well... kept the makeovers and you've seen them all." Katharine said rolling her eyes

"Now in the sheet behind us you will see the makeovers again and again and again and again, well you get the point - that will teach you to watch us and not having switched the channel for Top Gear" Damon scolded

"While our judges decide the new look of Klaus" Kat finished.

The focus turned from the couple on stage to the couple on the judging table.

They were whispering while looking photos.

"I liked him as Draco" Jenna said

"Draco is evil, Jenna" he pointed out

"So is Klaus" Jenna deadpanned and Alaric smiled and they turned to look at the last picture of Klaus as Velma.

"He definitely looks good in the preppy clothes" he said but Jenna shook her head

"Nah, he's almost cute in it..."

"I really liked the Barbie makeover"

Alaric said a moment later. Jenna looked at the picture of Klaus in the suit and almost gagged. then an Isobel-worthy smirk formed on her lips.

"If you're a good boy we may take it home with us"

The two disappeared under the table and as moans were heard Jeremy froze and threw up.

Stefan stopped mid-giggle and turned the camera buck to the stage.

Damon smirked "Remember our dear judges use condoms".

"we don't need a vampire/vampire hunter hybrid running around here, now do we?" Kat finished laughing.

"Now my little definitely inhuman contestants. You all know our fabulous prizes." Damon said

"A free dinner of your choice in Mystic Grill, because that is the only place to eat around here." Kat picked up.

"You can have the full most expensive menu or just suck the blood out of the busboy" Damon continued

The whole audience erupted in laughter (thank Stefan for that) while Caroline screeched and made a move to stand up but was pulled back down.

"And of course the prize we're all here to see - Klaus on full makeover" Damon said

"I am going to kill that Lexi!" Katherine muttered.

Lexi giggled hiding behind a chuckling Stefan. Elena glared at them but it went unnoticed by ... everyone.

** Back to the judges table **

Alaric and Jenna straightened their clothes as Rose came to take the envelope with the results.

"Are you healthy enough to take it to Damon?" Jenna asked concerned, Rose rolled her eyes.

"yea thanks for your concern" she said, a tad sarcastic, in her thick accent.

"hey, be nice. I am a hunter you know" Alaric said in his 'Oh-I-am-so-important' tone but Rose just rolled her eyes. Again.

"allegedly" she muttered and made a bee-line for the stage

She handed the envelope to Damon who kissed her hand.

Elena glared again but once again no-one paid any attention to her.

Kat took the envelope and donned a somber expression.

She turned to the three contestants while Damon let her have her fun and leaned against his chair. (remember in the first part)

"Now ladies... in this envelope we have our winner. One of you will be named the winner, and win the prize, and two of you will be out" She said impersonating Heidi Clum from 'Project Runway'.

Dramatic music started playing and all lights went to the three contestants with the makeover pictures of Klaus playing one after the other on the big screen.

Klaus whimpered in his chosen outfit but still hidden behind the curtain.

Elijah was sitting on the edge of his seat preparing to burst into laughter any second now.

The dramatic music went louder and louder.

"Ladies... the winner is... Not Elena. You lost your men to vampires far older than you *cough* Rose and Lexi *cough* and Klaus won't wear the ridiculous outfit you picked"

Elena frowned and sat back down under the booing sounds of the audience.

"music back on and loud" Jeremy whispered to the sound people.

"Ladies... the winner is...Caroline!" Katharine said enthusiastically

Caroline started jumping and down happily while Bonnie sat back down congratulating her other best friend.

Caroline went up the stage to receive her printed award from Katherine while Damon brought Klaus outside pulling him by his leash.

He handed Klaus to Elijah who was blue from laughing so hard.

He grabbed his older brother and left under the clapping sounds of the excited audience.

"that's my daughter - that's my daughter" Liz Forbes was saying proudly to anyone that would listen.

"That's is for now. Goodnight and please forget this ever happened" Kat and Damon said waving goodbye while compelling the audience to forget it all.

Camera's went off air and people scattered around not knowing why they where their.

"that's a wrap!" Stefan said getting his only 'director' moment.

"party at the boarding house" Damon said leading Katherine and Rose who seemed to get along.

"who wants to burn those cue cards?" Katherine asked

Damon and Rose raised their hands.

THE END!

.

did it satisfy? its over :( sad

what do we not own Cat? *writes a list* Project Runaway, Heidy Clum, cue cards, vampire diaries, uhh and a whole lot of things.. who cares?, off we go! bye bye!

:( review to tell us what you think and give us fun sudjestions