A/N: Sorry about this guys, but things will pick back up in December. Promise. I've just got so much to do! :)
Thanks to all you reviewers, you know who you are! ;-)
Reflections
Chapter Seven: NaNoWriMo Ate My Soul, Also Pop-Tarts Are People
I am a dirty rotten liar. I know. I'm sorry. I really did the whole short segment of 'Gwaine' thinking I'd be able to update more often, but it's just not going to fly. I have too much to do already (as you can probably tell because I've been a liar and not been updating. You may put me in the stocks and throw stinky veggies at me now. Just not broccoli. That's just gross.), and NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow. Which MEANS...
I probably won't be able to update until December. *ducks to avoid rotten veggies* Hey, now-I said no broccoli! But I promise, this story/review thing OF DOOM shall not cease to amuse you. I am having way too much fun to just let this go, so as soon as I have time to re-watch the episodes (because I have to watch them, piece by piece, as I write the review, to make sure I cover everything with my doom-like ninja-writer skills) and write the reviews, part 2 of Gwaine will be up. Pinky promise!
Until then, remember: smirks are for jerks and Uther has a duck-stalker. Ha!
Also, I will give you something to remember me by until November is over and I return to the land of living. I finally composed Christina B's prize-poem of doom for making the most words out of Cenred (not Cedren, *blushes*).
So here it is, and may you carry it and its lesson with you, in your hearts and left breastpockets.
Pop Tarts and Their Place in the Celestial Universe
By: Emachinescat
People are like pop tarts
Their bodies are the crusty pastries
Wasting away in the cardboard boxes of stupidity
Some people are sweet like chocolate
But most are stupid and smelly like cherry-flavored tarts
I'd like to think that I'm something epic
Like S'mores or Frankincense
Their insides are the gooey center
Yucky and slimy, yet vital to survival
But what happens when a person eats a pop tart?
If people are like pop tarts
Then pop tarts must be like people
People eating people?
There's a word for that—
It starts with a can and ends with an nibalism
Next time you want to pop one of those suckers into the toaster
Remember:
Pop tarts are people, too.
Yes, it's idiotic. It was freaking midnight when I wrote this. But my roomie said it was epic, so there. *smirks* OH NO! Now I'VE got it...Darn, that's what I get for being an evil lying she-witch of DOOM for Halloween (yes, I was Morgana). Now I've got Smirk Syndrome. Curse you, evil lying she-witch of DOOM!
A/N: Again, I apologize. Please don't give up on me, I just can't handle this along with everything else right now. I promise I will pick this back up in December. If I don't...well, you can tell Uther I have magic and that I tried to kill him. *gulps*
~Emachinescat ^..^