A.N. Hey! So you know how I asked the characters what their favorite TV shows were and such? And their first video game crushes? Well, I forgot to tell you guys that I wanted to know yours too! Don't fret, dear readers, I only kill Edward for his silliness, not you! I just admitted to liking Hopper, so I'm sure you can tell me who your first fictional crush was.

Now for the seriousness. I will be bringing in different fictional characters into this one (along with myself) Try to guess who they are?

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I'm much to tired for this boring argument. You guys think I own Twilight, when really I don't. That's that.

Death Fourteen: The Fictional Characters Chat Room

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The Force King just signed in.

Vampire Killer just signed in.

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ECHammer1901: Is this where fictional characters unite?

Seaman12: who talks like that? unite...

Chesty's Superbest Friend: I am not fictional!

The Force King: Why are you here then?

Chesty's Superbest Friend: ...because...

ECHammer1901: Fine, whatever, I just need to talk to someone. I fell in love! I am in –

Vampire Killer: Blah blah blah. Get on with the shit.

ECHammer1901: ...Excuse me? Are you a real vampire killer?

Vampire Killer: Yes. Why, do you know one? Shit! Fuck! I'm so useless! I need to act tough. I need to act like a boy.

Cehsty's Superbest Friend: Why are you swearing so much?

Vampire Killer: Because! I...don't know any other adjectives!

Seaman12: wow you guys are weird

ECHammer1901: Her name is Bella, and she loves me even if I am a monster.

Vampire Killer: Bump in the night! Fuck! Ass!

The Force King: Swearing leads to anger, anger leads to-

Chesty's Superbest Friend: I love you.

The Force King: What?

Chesty's Superbest Friend: What?

Seaman12: dude whats ECHammer1901 talking about? i never know whats going on

Vampire Killer: Clearly, because guys are stupid. Shit! Bump in the night! My dad!

Seaman12: what are you talking about?

Chesty's Superbest Friend: She gets like this all the time. Really annoying.

Vampire Killer: I hate being useless! Stupid dipshit!

ECHammer1901: Do you have tourettes?

Vampire Killer: Are you a stupid bitch? That's what I thought. I hate being useless. I am a heartless woman.

The Force King: The force is strong with this one. But toward the dark side, I think she is.

Chesty's Superbest Friend: I love you.

The Force King: What?

ECHammer1901: I wish Bella were here...

Vampire Killer: I need to get out of this fucking place! I hate it! Balls! I don't need to go to class, bitch. I already know everything.

Chesty's Superbest Friend: You annoy me.

Seaman12: you all annoy me. oh crap where did my pen go?

The Force King: Under your bed, the sword is

Seaman12: your good.

Chesty's Superbest Friend: I love you.

The Force King: What?

ECHammer19O1: Isabella Swan!

Vampire Killer: Vampires should all rot in hell, those bags of shit! My dad! I killed him! Act tough, suck it up! Despair! -sob-

Chesty's Superbest Friend: I think you should stop repeating yourself.

Vampire Killer: Stupid bitch! Choosing between two men is hard!

Chesty's Superbest Friend: Don't choose the one with the uni-brow. Choose the one who says really sweet things to you ALL THE TIME!

Vampire Killer: But I like uni-brow! Ass! Knife in my ass cheek pocket!

Chesty's Superbest Friend: Oh my god, just say your back pocket!

Vampire Killer: Ass cheek!

ECHammer190: Wait, I know you! Your that short green guy!

The Force King: -nod-

Chesty's Superbest Friend: I love you.

The Force King: I know.

Aces and Eights: -faints-

ECHammer1901: He's not that cool.

Seaman12: !

Vampire Killer: !Shit!

Chesty's Superbest Friend has left the chat.

ECHammer1901: What did I say?

The Force King: Your death soon, I see

ECHammer1901: What?

Seaman12: and you say i'm an idiot

Vampire Killer: Wait...you're a vampire! Fuck face!

ECHammer1901: Took you long enough

The Force King: -sighs sadly-

ECHammer1901 has logged off. Permanently.