A.N. So, has everyone seen New Moon? And (even though I knew it wasn't gonna happen, and I am on team Edward) how many of you wanted her to choose Jacob anyways? Oooo, pick me! Pick me! Okay, back on topic. VampireKiller in the last one was Dru from the Strange Angels trilogy, and I just dramatized her for effect. Although she does annoy me occasionally, I don't hate her and I looove those books! Don't you?

This is for everyone who has seen Paranormal Activity

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Did you know that it is considered unlucky to ask a man who is going fishing where he is going? Yes, this really is true in Ireland! Did you know that I don't own Twilight? Yes, this is really true all around the world!

Death Fifteen: Stupidity Activity

Bella was cowering in fear. "Oh my god, oh my god. Ahh!" she screamed in her high pitched voice. But the person next to her had a more girly scream. The man next to the couple turned and glared. Bella smiled sheepishly and apologized. She then turned to her partner and hit him in the shoulder. "Edward, you be quiet and watch the movie!" she hissed.

He nodded, still freaked out. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just hate the night scenes! I mean, did you see that? The door moved!" Edward held Bella close to his chest.

Bella grimaced. "Yeah...well, shut up. I'm trying to watch this."

Through the rest of the movie, Bella screamed a couple of times, and she couldn't even watch the end. She buried her head in Edward's chest. Actually...no, she didn't, but she wanted to. Edward left around the time when the demon smashed the picture and it breathed on the woman. He started to cry and well...left. Bella snorted, but didn't leave. She just had to know what happened!

Then Bella went home, Edward clinging to her tightly, asking over and over how the movie ended.

"No."

"Come on!" he said all ridiculous like, trying to use a puppy dog face but just ended up looking constipated. (Oh wait, that's just his regular face...snicker...)

"No."

"Did they get a rid of it?"

"Maybe we should just go back and watch it."

"No!"

"Then shut up!"

"But I need to know!"

"No!"

"Pleeeeease?"

"...fine."

"Yes!"

"Ok, this is how it ended." She cleared her throat. "The girl – "

"No, I don't want to know."

"Edward, I swear I will kill you!"

It was late at night. It took Bella a while to fall asleep, as she kept thinking she heard footsteps on the stairs, and then she kept feeling like she was being watched.

"Edward, will you stop looking at me?" she asked once she realized she was being watched.

"Why?"

"Because it's freaking me out!" she yelled in a whisper.

"Sorry, sorry," he muttered. Bella sighed then quickly fell asleep. But Edward didn't.

There was a banging from downstairs. Edward flew himself up off the bed, knocking Bella off.

"Dammit, Edward! What the hell?" Bella rubbed her head.

Edward was shaking. "Sorry sorry! Did...did you hear that?" he whispered.

"No, because I was asleep." She crawled back into bed furious. "And I'm going back to being in that position. Can you control yourself this time?" He nodded and slowly went back down. Bella went back to sleep, and Edward found that staring off into space helped him cope.

A couple minutes later...

Bella screamed bloody murder. Edward shot up again, and found that there was a body standing right next to their bed, just staring. Edward also screamed, until he realized that it was just Alice.

"Alice!" Bella screeched, glad that Charlie was out camping so that he didn't have to hear them scream. "What the hell is the matter with you? Why were you just standing there? Did you see Paranormal Activity?"

Alice shook her head to clear it. "Sorry, I-I got lost. And I thought I saw something...sorry, toodle loo!" And out she went.

Bella's eye twitched. She slowly lowered her head and went back to bed without a word.

An hour later...

Foot steps were coming up the stairs. Edward began to shake, but Bella sure as hell wasn't going to wake up again. The foot steps were getting louder and louder and closer and closer...Edward whimpered. He shook Bella, but she wouldn't wake.

The steps stopped. The door flew open, but Bella didn't wake up. Edward flew out of bed and stood in front of the door.

Nothing...happening...

Edward was absolutely terrified. But since nothing was going on...

He got back into bed.

Moments later...

Bella shot ram rod straight. Edward frowned. "Bella? What are you doing?" She got up, then she turned around and stared at Edward. It was too dark, so Edward couldn't really see her face, but it just didn't seem...normal. Her head tilted to the side. "B-Bella?"

She pulled out a knife from behind her back. She moved swiftly and deadly towards him. Edward's eyes shot up. "Bella–!" but it was too late. The darkness around him consumed him to suffocation, and Edward lived no more.

Bella went back to bed.