I do not own Naruto
"You should tell your student to give up; he's not going to be beating Kiba any time soon." Kurenai said smugly looking at Kakashi who didn't look like he was going to argue.
"You might be right, but Naruto is the number one unpredictable knuckle head ninja in the whole village."Kakashi said picking up his book seemingly uninterested in the fight.
"You should give up now Uzumaki, not even your parents thought you would live that's why they left you." Kiba said getting down on all fours his family jutsu making it comfortable to do so. "I'm going to prove to Hinata how much better than you I am then she'll be my bitch."
"Kiba!" Hinata growled out her eyes dark and Shino allowed sweat to drip from his forehead he could feel the evil from her, and just thinking about what was going to happen to Kiba made him slightly scared not that you could tell from looking at him.
"So Hinata likes me huh." Zale said turning to look at Hinata who blushed red and turned away just like he expected. 'That makes a few things for me easier.' Zale thought as he cracked his knuckles. "Women aren't things that you can label or take you bastard, and you'll be eating the floor soon enough. Proctor, start the match already I don't want this blood bath to last any longer than it has to."
"Why you!" Kiba angrily said Akamaru jumping off of his head.
"Begin." Hayate said slicing his hand through the air, and Kiba threw two smoke balls at Zale who wondered what that was about.
"Man beast clone, beast mimicry." Kiba shouted performing the clan's signature jutsu and Akamaru turned into a clone of him both of them with animal characteristics. "You can't see, but with our noses we don't have to. Fang over Fang!"
'Is this the best he has?' Zale thought as he quickly thinking up of a way to get out of this situation. "MANIPULATION!" Zale crossed his arms a dome of air surrounding him blowing away the smoke, as well as jutting out incredibly sharp gusts of winds that would cut on contact. Kiba and his dog quickly hit the dome immediately flying back cuts all around them.
"What the heck was that Naruto?" Kiba asked feeling the sharp cuts leaking blood the same wounds on Akamaru who growled.
"That is none of your business." Zale said walking out of the mist leaving everyone to wonder what had just gone on inside of that fog that left Kiba in such a bad state and left Naruto unscathed. "Manipulate the fire." Zale threw his head back roaring, and he shot both his arms out from all of them came fire.
"What kind of fire jutsu is that, Kakashi what kind of training have you been putting that kid through?" Guy asked his eternal rival who with his one eye looked just as shocked as he did.
"I didn't show him that, wherever he picked that up it wasn't a Konoha jutsu." Kakashi said putting down his book, and watching as Naruto spit/threw fire at Kiba and Akamaru both of whom desperately dodged. He lifted his head band to look at what he was doing. "That's odd according to the Sharingan all that he's doing in making those movements there's no chakra involved here."
"Could it be a genjutsu since you can't see with the sharingan?" Asuma asked.
"No that's no genjutsu it's doing real damage to the arena, and I've never heard of one that could affect a whole stadium of people." Kurenai said not including the genjutsu that made people fall asleep that went without saying of course.
"Ha you can't beat me if you can't catch me." Kiba said gloatingly quickly dodging the fire, and Akamaru growling in agreement.
"If you can't return my attacks and only dodge, the obvious thing to do is to make an attack that you can't dodge." Zale said raising his hands. "Manipulate the solids." From the walls came balls made from seemingly the walls themselves and they turned into sharp spikes that all aimed themselves at Kiba and Akamaru who looked slightly scared. "Try and dodge this you little mutts."
"Looks like you're student is going to be the one that's going to lose in this match." Kakashi said smugly looking at Kurenai who scowled. "Oh is the big bad ice mistress sad that she didn't call the match, or is it because it didn't go the way you wanted to?"
"You know, there's a Genin down there that's about to be killed by a blonde. I personally hate the little brats, and find the teasing to be much more fun, but you might be in a little trouble if one of them kills another." Anko said appearing out of nowhere to in between the two who immediately looked at the arena floor where the items still hovered.
"Manipulate into a destructive force." Zale said throwing his hand down, and Kiba watched as the spikes headed toward him scared for his life.
"Tunneling mole jutsu!" Kiba yelled out tunneling into the ground Akamaru close behind, and everyone was shocked with this jutsu they had no idea that he had that in his arsenal. 'Kami I hated sis for pounding that jutsu into my head, to think that it actually did save my life. Note to self never let her know about this, she'll never let me live it down.' "Let's try it again, fang over fang."
"Manipulate into shield." Zale said bringing up his arm to create a wall made out of the floor it was actually rather thin. "Manipulate hydrogen and oxygen into water." Kiba crashed through the thin wall, and he was trapped in a solid block of water he couldn't move, and there was Naruto standing right outside the water. "See you after your nap, manipulate the water into ice."
The block of water froze solid leaving the shocked looking Kiba whose eyes swiveled around Akamaru looked outside. "Ruff ruff." he said.
"Oh right, you want to join your master, or just bow out." Zale asked looking at Akamaru who whimpered before going down on all fours and backing away.
"The winner of this match is Naruto Uzumaki." Hayate said erupting into a fit of coughs after allowing the medic ninja those that knew a few fire jutsu to thaw out Kiba.
Everyone in the arena looked on shocked as they saw what had just happened, what were all those crazy jutsu and where did he learn any of them. 'Is this really Naruto?' Sarutobi thought looking at Naruto who didn't even looked shocked that he had won the match.
"Hey old man did you see that, you might want to hand over that hat of yours right now just to save us all the trouble." Zale said quickly to avoid the suspicion that he had seemed to acquire through the fight, and this led everyone to sweat drop.
"Go Naruto." Kyuubi said holding up fans that had go Naruto on them.
"How did he get a girl like that on his side?" Asuma asked his cigarette falling out of his mouth.
"Makes you think who the sensei should be." Kakashi said the upper half of his face now revealed turning red at thinking of all the nasty and perverted things he would do with a girl like that.
"You're perverts!" Anko yelled out kicking them both respectively in their most precious place, and they fell to the floor tears streaming out of their eyes.
"Still it does make one wonder." Kurenai said looking at the girl.
"Ooh you're not getting jealous, are you Ms. Ice Queen?" Anko asked quickly dodging the punch that Kurenai had sent her way.
"No I'm worried for Hinata who knows what this will do to her confidence." Kurenai said, but Anko kept the grin on her face.
"The next match will be Hinata Hyuuga versus Neji Hyuuga." Hayate said.
*Same as cannon including Zale cheering in place of Naruto since he thought that was what Naruto would do.*
"I hope she's okay." Zale said watching as Hinata was taken away on the stretcher.
"Why you aren't second guessing your choice in an empress are you?" Kyuubi/Kurumi asked him leaning on his body.
"No, but she's an okay girl that had to fight a real jerk with too much power behind his belt to be considered safe." Zale said turning away allowing the girl to fall to the floor.
"Will all the competitors that have moved on to the finals please come down to the arena." Hayate said immediately bursting into a fit of coughs after. "These are the match ups, the first round will be Neji Hyuuga versus Naruto Uzumaki in exactly a month's time."
"Yes use this time to prepare, and gain some things to put in your arsenal." Sarutobi said dismissing all of them.
*The Next Day*
"So now that we have some free time what are we going to do?" Kurumi asked following Zale who walked along the streets of Konoha.
"What do you mean we?" Zale asked looking at her. "In fact, why are you following me, I told you to stay in the apartment."
"Are you kidding me, I've been sealed for so long I never want to be inside again I want to be as outside as much as possible." Kurumi said in an almost happy way as she whistled. "What are you going to do about all of Naruto's friends and such? At one point or another they're going to notice that you're different from the person they remember."
"I'll tweak a few things every here and there small personality changes that won't be noticed, and change this color little by little until my personality is here and no one questions it." Zale said already of come up with the answer to the problem. "As to answer your first question I'm going to be working on my mastery over manipulation."
"What you did yesterday at the exams seemed pretty masterful of that manipulation ability." Kurumi said.
"Not even close I had to say what and how I was going to manipulate something just to be able to focus enough to do the actual manipulation. This month should give me just enough time to fully regain my previous powers." Zale said putting his hands behind his head in a very Naruto like way.
"Hey boss." a familiar voice to Kyuubi and she turned Zale around as well who wouldn't have turned around otherwise. "Hey whose this is she your girlfriend?"
"Oh who is this little cutie?" Kurumi asked scooping Konohamaru up his head up against her rather impressive bust. "Give it a few more years and you'll be better looking than the blonde one over there, but for now I'm stuck dating him."
"Deh." was the brilliant response Konohamaru managed to muster before he regained his bearings and Kurumi put him down blood trickled down over his lower lip. "My names Konohamaru miss, wow boss you got a really good one not like that big forehead pink haired girl."
"Well aren't you quite the charmer." Kurumi said with a giggle.
'You're a great demon that is supposed to terrify people to the full extent that is possible, I can't believe that she likes children so much.' Zale thought as he looked on at the scene. 'Then again she could just like to watch him squirm.'
"Hey boss." Konohamaru said snapping Zale out of his thoughts. "Gramps said that you used this real cool jutsu called manipulation, and that it was ultra powerful. Could you teach me?"
"Sorry Konohamaru I couldn't even if I wanted to it would be irresponsible for me to teach an academy student such a powerful technique, maybe when you're a Genin." Zale said looking at the incredibly disappointed Konohamaru who moped away before cheerfully bouncing back.
"Hey boss you better not screw up with her, cause if you do then I'm going to be right there waiting for her." Konohamaru said grinning ear to ear.
"You know in theory he might be a better choice." Kurumi said.
"You're a pedophile." Zale said and she shrugged it was obvious that she didn't care.
With Sakura and Sasuke
"So why are we spying on Naruto again?" Sakura asked Sasuke who stood glaring through a pair of binoculars at the pair of Naruto and Kurumi.
"I'm doing it for my own reasons, you followed me like the stalker you are!" Sasuke yelled out angrily leaving Sakura to straighten out her hair and stare at the duo that seemed to be walking around aimlessly. "He's probably going to the ramen stand he's always at."
"They turned towards the hot springs." Sasuke said lowering the binoculars and taking off across the roof tops following quickly behind Naruto and Kurumi. 'Who the heck is that girl, and what is she doing with Naruto?' "Are they getting a private hot spring?"
"Looks like it, hey Sasuke wouldn't it be a good idea to do that?" Sakura asked trying to show off her nonexistent figure. "It would be great all that privacy."
"Get your bathing suit." Sasuke scowled disappearing with incredible speed and leaving Sakura to happily squeal into her hands before running off.
With Zale and Kurumi
"Here's the money for two entries for the public hot spring." Zale said handing the woman the money, but then out of nowhere Kurumi handed her extra money that he had no idea where it came from. "What's that for?"
"A private hot spring what else." Kurumi said winking at him, and he sighed.
"Pick four random numbers you have the hot spring for the whole day, if you choose to come back later you will have to give the code and you will be allowed in once again." The woman at the cash register said, but despite being taught not to show bias to customers you could tell that she thought they were just a little too young to be going into a private hot spring together."
"Oh well 3840." Kurumi said gripping his arm and leading him into the changing rooms which led to their hot spring. "Oh no, I don't have a bathing suit; well I'll just have to."
"Manipulate air into bathing suit." Zale said and out of the air came an unrevealing bathing suit that Kurumi quickly put on pouting.
"Aren't you a boy, you should have been making me one of those skimpy bikinis that are about three sizes too small?" Kurumi asked him. "That is what I understand male humans do."
"Although I can't say that I wouldn't have enjoyed the sight for now it'll look too suspicious, most girls would never do such a thing with a boy they just met." Zale said walking out into the hot spring and lowering himself into it a wet towel resting on his head. "I never did this when I was alive last time, I really should have though."
"How did you die anyway?" Kurumi asked.
"Well that's actually a very interesting story you see." Zale was cut off when two annoying teammates came in.
"Hey dope." Sasuke said walking in plopping in between Naruto and Kurumi interrupting their conversation,, wearing a pair of swim shorts and a towel over that.
"Oh Sasuke looks so hot don't you think Kurumi?" Sakura asked.
"Oh I guess, but 'Naruto' here looks much better without his shirt on. I wonder what he's packing down there." Kurumi said moving around Sasuke and sitting in Zale's lap.
"How did you even get in here?" Zale asked.
"Sharingan, all I had to do was imitate the lip movements." Sasuke said sinking beneath the water, but Zale could feel an eye on him.
"Something's off." Zale said and they all turned to him. "KAI!"
"Naruto STOP!" Sasuke yelled leaping out of the water at Naruto, but it was much too late he or she was exposed for who she was.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screamed out covering her eyes shocked at the newest revelation.
"Well can't say I didn't see that coming he always did seem a little PMSing around the same time every month." Kurumi said comparing her bust to the newly revealed girl, and to her happiness she was still bigger. "That is quite impressive."
"You saw nothing." Sasuke said a menacing aura surrounding her as she looked at Naruto who had his eyes covered. "You either Haruno, uh Haruno?"
Sakura had run out of the place trying desperately trying to keep up her deluded fantasy that would have been broken had she admitted that Sasuke was a girl. "Hold on." Zale said holding his hand up and they all were silent, and they heard perverse giggles.
"Oh this is just great the secret female." A half giggling voice said and they turned toward the source.
"Manipulate the intangible to tangible." Zale said and what was revealed was a large white haired man who stared scared looking at the newly revealed female Uchiha who were known for their violence and a girl who looked like she could do some damage. "Well my day is ruined; I'm heading to the training area."
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