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The door to Jennifer Jareau's office was closed, and hadn't opened in the last three hours. Morgan, Reid and Prentiss sat at their desks wondering what was up with their colleague.
"Maybe she fell asleep. She does work later than us." Reid suggested.
Prentiss laughed. "No. You're supposed to suggest better stuff."
"Like she escaped out the window." Morgan replied.
Reid looked at Morgan quizzically, "But there is no window in her office."
"That's exactly what makes it a good accusation." Prentiss informed Reid.
As her colleagues kept discussing her extremely long office shut-in, Jennifer Jareau was actually working, or 'playing Catchphrase' as she liked to call it. Because Jennifer Jareau didn't pick cases like everyone thought she did, it was a much more intricate process than people thought.
She threw a dart at a board marked with numbers. She then counted how many stacks of folders she had on her desk, and picked up a file in the ninth pile - then dialed the number for the Sheriff's office on the front page. "Hello, this is Special Agent Jennifer Jareau, Law Enforcement and Media Liaison of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit. I need to speak with Sheriff Donald Atkins."
The desk officer on the other end laughed. "You have a long title don't you?"
"Is that a sex joke Officer?" JJ retorted.
The Officer laughed again, "It could be. Are you a blonde?"
"Why does that matter?"
"That means you are." The Officer concluded before patching her through to Sheriff Atkins.
"Sheriff Atkins? This is Jennifer Jareau, you sent the BAU your case file for review?" JJ started as soon as the Sheriff picked up.
"Yes. I surely did Miss Jareau."
"The one where twelve bodies turned up in a cornfield?"
"Yes'm." The Sheriff confirmed.
"Well then you're an asshole. A complete and utterly stupid asshole. Those bodies were props from the remake of Children of the Corn." JJ insulted.
"Miss Jareau. They were bodies. Real bodies. There is no remake of Children of the Corn being filmed in our town."
"That's my favorite movie you ass, and if I say there's a remake happening in your city then there's a remake happening in your city! Got it?" JJ yelled.
"M'am. There's no movie. There was blood. They were identified as the missing girls from three weeks ago; and will you stop calling me an ass?"
"Well, you know what you ass?! I hope that Malachai gets you, and He Who Walks Behind The Rows, and the preacher kid."
"It's being filmed in Iowa. Not Maine."
"Just shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" JJ then hung up her phone and exited her office in a huff.
"What do you think that was?" Reid asked.
"Maybe sex?" Prentiss guessed.
Morgan laughed, "It was sex."
Reid looked at Prentiss and Morgan, still confused. "There was no one else in there."
There actually is a Children of the Corn remake being filmed in Iowa. Not a coincidence. I actually didn't know there was a remake until I searched for how properly spell "Malachai."
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