Eh, I realize this is a bit late. But I figured everyone could use some Jareau holiday season fantastical goodness. I also edited previous chapters for grammar/spelling errors and added a bit more to the "Jareau of the Corn" section.

"JJ, are you sure this is a good idea?" Reid asked as he stood by and watched his friend stare over the edge of a fairly tall building they had snuck into. "What if we get hurt? What if we get arrested?" He was starting to wonder why he actually decided to get all bundled up in winter clothing and a ski jacket (which he hadn't worn since the Holiday Winter-Sports Fiasco of 2003) and come stand on this rooftop with his friend.

The wind blew JJ's hair in her face as she turned around, so she tucked it behind her ears and adjusted her ski cap. "This is going to be tons of fun. Haven't you ever gone snowboarding before?"

"Not since 2003 JJ. I told you that. Plus this is a rooftop."

"But it's a fun rooftop." JJ replied, grabbing a snowboard that was laying by her feet.

Reid took the snowboard from JJ and held it closely. "You're scaring me JJ."

"Ha! That just means you're a whiny little..." The blonde trailed off, distracting Reid as she grabbed the snowboard back from him. "We're going to snowboard off this roof whether you like it or not." She strapped her feet into some boots conveniently laying nearby, then into the snowboard. "I locked the door back down and swallowed the key to this place that I somehow had. So you are either going to climb, or snowboard." She then threw herself over the edge and amazingly glided across every possible surface – including birds – until she reached the ground and subsequently fell on her bottom and began making a snow angel.

"JJ can't you just barf up the key? Seriously. I don't know how you did that anyway! You told me last year that you've never snowboarded before!" Reid yelled over the edge to JJ who was making an igloo.

"I'm not bulimic Reid!" JJ replied as she made an igloo brick. "But I did watch this movie last week, and this snowboard girl kind of looked like me. Then I remembered that I was her stunt double. How freakin' cool is that?"

"JJ how the hell did you just now remember you could snowboard?"

JJ stuck her head out of the oddly now-finished igloo. "Well yesterday Prentiss and I went to a bar."

"That was a month ago."

"But it was yesterday too. Anyway, we went to a bar and we had some shots. Then she said 'What's your opinion on global warming?'" JJ replied as she started a campfire.

"JJ. That doesn't answer my perfectly reasonable and intellectual question!"

"Well it answers mine. Because then I remembered my pet dog Gary that I keep forgetting to feed."

Reid then rolled his eyes and put on a snowboard, decided it was his only way out. He threw himself over the edge, but instead of gliding on every possible object – he missed every possible object and tumbled to the ground. JJ shrugged at Reid as he attempted to get up off the ground. Right then, Hotch appeared and stared quizzically at his two co-workers.

"What are you doing at the office?" He asked JJ, helping Reid off the ground. "And in an igloo with snowboarding equipment?"

"We're at the office?" Reid asked JJ, who was quite calmly toasting marshmallows over the campfire.

"Where else would I have a key to?"

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