I do not own Naruto

Zale rolled his eyes as they ran through the window that Kurumi was staring through, on the other side was a golden bracelet over priced and the old man in the shop could see the greedy look on Kurumi's face. "Hey if you want it I'll buy it for you." Zale said uncomfortably looking around making sure that the perverted hermit wasn't anywhere in sight.

"Oh goody!" Kurumi practically squealed and this drew the attention of other couples who stared at them with smiles that said they remembered what it was like to be used to be young and in love. "Hello, can we have a look at that bracelet in the window?"

"Of course, oh ninja I see well then I'll have to give you the special ninja price." the old man said dollar signs in his eyes, and when he saw the fancy looking clothes Zale was wearing he undoubtedly tripled the price in his head once again. "Yes well, total it will be sixteen thousand yen (I don't know what the currency is in the Naruto world or the exchange rate so it's in American currency so please excuse this)."

"This is not going to end well for my wallet." Zale said taking out the wallet which wasn't the frog wallet of Naruto, but a leather wallet that was soon emptied when before it was incredibly fat. There was almost nothing left after the bracelet, but when he looked at the smiling Kurumi he realized that her smile was worth it.

"Hey brat loan me some money will you." Jiraiya said popping up out of nowhere causing Zale jump up in fright knocking over a pile of boxes. This is in turn revealed a box filled with the supposedly golden bracelets as well as many other plates.

Kurumi and Zale looked at the man who sweated under their gaze, and he shook his hands in the air trying to salvage the situation. "How's about I cut the price in half and throw in a second pair of matching bracelets." he said his white hair standing on its end.

"You almost swindled me out of my money, I am a ninja that could burn the whole place down with a simple hand gesture, and you dare try and make a deal with me." Zale said his eyes filled with fire as he glared at the old frail man who was now completely horrified, he looked to Kurumi hoping that she would try and stop him, but if anything she seemed to enjoy watching him squirm.

"Alright take whatever you want just leave this old man to live." he pleaded and Kurumi immediately began grabbing different items that she liked the look of putting it all into a supposed designer bag that she had found. "Thank you, thank you!" he nearly bowed when they left the store with very little merchandise left.

"Wow kid I expected you to be a little more forgiving." Jiraiya said looking at the boy who didn't seem like he cared. "Well any way give me some cash will you?"

"I'd really rather not." Zale said looking at the perverted hermit who still held his hand out. "You're a ninja too don't you get paid for whatever it is you do, plus with you writing all those books you should be rolling in it."

"Yeah, but it's always so much more satisfying when you spend someone else's money." Jiraiya said still holding out his hand and Zale while still glaring at the sage, but somehow the man got him to hand over the wallet leaving him three hundred yen to spend on whatever he wanted.

"How did he get me to hand over all my money?" Zale asked looking at the measly three hundred he had in his hands. "What can we do for this measly sum?"

"How's about going in there, it's bound to get us more money with your ability." Kurumi said pointing to a building it was a casino. "Besides they have an open bar, and since you're a ninja you can gamble, and drink as you please."

"Well it's better than nothing." Zale said walking into the casino Kurumi following closely behind.

Inside they exchanged the small sum for some chips, and the smirk on the chip exchanger's face was just a little too smug for a person who spent their days taking money of people that actually had money to lose, and exchanging it for chips.

"Alright the game is roulette gentlemen and." the dealer looked at Zale who stared right back at him. "Others, now everyone place your bets." Once he looked around to see if anyone was going to join the game, after a few seconds people began shuffling around their bets, but Zale still left the whole three hundred yen on the zero. "That's it no more bets."

The zero landed and people watched shocked as the dealer handed Zale ten thousand five hundred dollars which were his winnings. "Does sir wish to play another?" the dealer asked giving Zale a little respect.

"Put it all on red thirty six." Zale said sliding the chips over and everyone looked at him shocked at this, it was insane. To their surprise it landed on exactly what he called, and since there was no one who dared challenge a ninja they watched as his ten thousand five hundred increased to three hundred sixty seven thousand five hundred.

As the night progressed his money kept increasing playing more and more games to the point that the casino employees were getting worried that they would be out of luck soon. Zale himself was off his ass, Kurumi had been getting him a great supposedly non alcoholic beverage, of course now he knew what a load that was.

At this point, he didn't care as he spun in his chair lined up with the poker table his face a bright red his opponents sweating profusely their money on the line. "Weee!" Zale said spinning in his chair hiccupping his face a bright red his focus slightly off.

'I have a full house no one can beat this hand.' the only man still in said smiling sliding in the rest of his chips. "I'm all in.

"Oh then so am I." Zale said hiccupping again before he watched the cards shuffle as he turned in his whole hand before manipulating the shuffling so that he would get four aces. "There four aces!"

The man looked horror struck his eyes angry looking at the boy before walking away in a huff. The girls that had accumulated around him suddenly got much closer than Kurumi would have preferred, but the fact that Zale didn't push them back was her own fault she had fed him like eighteen of those things a loaded with alcohol.

"Hey big boy how's about you and I get out of here with that money and have a nice good time." a tall woman with profound features said making sure that her bust was in front of him her cleavage showing.

Instantly a few other girls did the same squishing him in between their bodies hoping to get into his deep pockets, and Kurumi watched slightly angry, but she had to admit that she would have slept with some of these woman given the chance. Nonetheless she grabbed the drunken ninja before things could get out of hand and dragged him away.

"Where are we going Kurumi?" he asked in his happy drunk voice.

"To find that perverted toad sage, we're getting out of here as soon as possible." Kurumi said continuing to drag away the boy who put up no resistance in the state he was in. "That man will probably be in the cheapest dirtiest place in the town."

With her still enhanced fox nose Kurumi quickly found the place where the white haired man was also slightly buzzed ladies on his arms. "Hey old man check this out, I won big at the casino just now." Zale said his voice changing from deep to high as he held up the case full of money.

"Oh have I ever said how much I liked blondes?" one of the girls asked running over to Zale who didn't seem to notice as she latched onto him followed by several other girls all of their eyes filled with the case as long as they got a cut they wouldn't mind sharing.

"Alright that's enough for the night." Kurumi said a tick mark appearing on her head as she once again pulled Zale away from the crowd of girls. "We'll be in the hotel across the street if you need us."

"Yeah that's great kid, now if you'll excuse me a real pretty young lady just winked at me." Jiraiya said running off a perverted look on his face, and leaving Kurumi to drag the drunken Zale to the hotel she was referring to.

With the money he had they rented a nice sweet which once again she had to drag him up to. He was soundly asleep in bed when someone knocked at the door. "Probably that pervert." Kurumi said walking over to the door and opening it to see a large man with blue scales, and a shorter man that had black hair. "Uh oh."

Come on guys more reviews or I'm deleting the damn story. By the way I need Oc's more people to join Zale and Kurumi in their quest to rule the world. If they are ninja or manipulation user make sure to explain where they come from or how they gained their skills, if not I'll decide myself. Leave it in the reviews or PM me with the idea.