It's been awhile, hasn't it? Anyway, enjoy this new one-shot. It was written shortly before the human doll case, just haven't had the opportunity to post it.

"Alright, load 'em up boys!" The coroner said to his assistants after the victim's corpse was bagged and placed onto the gurney.

Jennifer Jareau looked at the rest of her FBI team after the gurney was loaded into the coroner's van. "That was a toughie, right?"

Morgan gave his friend a look of displeasure. "What the hell JJ? Ever since that human doll case last week you've been completely insensitive towards all of our cases."

"Well I'm waiting for the cameras."

"The what?" Reid asked, playing with the googly eyes he had glued to his cane.

"This is Candid Camera. Everything's been so weird lately. Hello! Only explanation!" JJ offered.

"What are you talking about JJ?" Prentiss asked.

"The case about the guy who was making human greeting cards? Human dolls? What's next, human presents? Stuff a Game Boy into a dead body and give it to your kids!"

"JJ please, just shut up. There's no cameras, you're just being an asshole." Rossi interjected.

"Yeah. You're lucky we haven't reported you to Strauss for a psych eval." Hotch proclaimed, agreeing with Rossi.

"What? Explain all this to me then!" JJ asked as her voice grew agitated.

"The Candid Camera crap. Putting laxatives in Prentiss's coffee because you thought she had the devil in her and needed to quote-unquote 'shit him out.'" Hotch offered.

"Bitch." Prentiss mumbled.

"Stealing my cane and replacing it with a carved and painted pool Noodle." Reid added as he cast a loving glance down at his cane whom he had affectionately named 'Docktah OctoSpock.'

"Stealing my gun and replacing it with a SoftAir pellet gun." Morgan exclaimed. "That seriously dented my ego! I pulled the trigger on an UnSub and he laughed at me. He LAUGHED at me! I'm the rough-and-tumble tackle guy! He could have killed me!"

JJ started laughing. "You're all on Jareau's Jokes." She motioned towards the bushes and a camera crew popped out. "It's my new light-hearted hidden camera prank show on NBC."

"Are you shitting me?" Prentiss asked, perplexed by how they never realized there was a camera crew, and pissed off about the whole situation.

"No, but you're shitting yourself." JJ retorted.