On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather mini-dress with all this corset-like stuff up the front and back. I put matching fishnet gloves on. I fixed up my hair into a spiky Pink mo-hawk . I then looked in a mirror and saw how utterly gorgeous I was so I decided to make myself look more depressing by stabbing myself in the wrists while listening to GameCube's latest hit "Star Fox Adventures". I painted my nails black with my blood and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale with blood-loss already. I drank some of my spilled blood so I was ready to the concert.

I went outside, somehow. Shadow was waiting there next to his motorcycle. He was wearing nothing, except for his trademark shoes which were now black and red, however his motorcycle had this giant Dreamcast flag on the back (they would be playing at the show too). He had on some eyeliner (AN: Please god don't ask.).

"Hi Shadow!" I said in a dreary, tired voice.

"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked over to his Coffin-Shaped Harley Davidson (the license plate said "ULTMT 666") with the giant Dreamcast logo painted onto his sidecar (they were playing at the show too) and we got on and flew to the concert. On the way we listened to another Gamecube song, "Kirby's Air Ride". We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the motorcycle. We went over to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and twirled in circles as we listened to GameCube.

"My Body is Ready
For the intense awesomeness that
I'm about to put myself through
Please, powers that be,
Don't let me fall on my stupid face" sang Reggie. (yes I did make that up. yes, I know it sucks.)

"Reggie is so fucking hot." I said to Shadow, pointing to him as he sung, filling the amphitheater with his amazingly sexy voice.

Suddenly Shadow looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then some small squirrel accidentally punched me in the shins and it all made sense.

"Hey, it's okay I don't like him better then YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Shadow sensitively and he tried to put his arm around me all protectively but some crazy whorebag jumped on him, crashing him to the ground. He tossed her off and impaled her with a Chaos Spear.

"Really." I said. " Besides I don't even know Reggie and he's married to some skanky woman thing. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustingly, thinking of her ugly ass face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Shadow. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Miyamoto and Reggie for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Shadow and I crawled back into his Harley Davidson, but Shadow didn't go back to THE ACADEMY, instead he drove the motorcycle into …... the Death Egg!