"SHADOW!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Shadow didn't answer but he stopped the motorcycle and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angerly.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Shadow leaned in extra close and I looked into his gothic red eyes which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then...suddenly just as I Shadow kissed me passionately. Shadow climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took off my top and I took off his shoes. I even took off my bra. Then he whipped out his thingie and put it in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! OH!" I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
It was...KNUCKLES!